Warner Bros. Once Upon a Studio/Transcript

Taking place on April 4th 2023 when Warner. Bros. Pictures turned 100 years old, it’s employees are leaving the studios.

Intern 1: It’s so incredible to think that the Warner Brothers started their company 100 years ago today! To think of all those talented artists and wonderful characters that have been part of the studio over the years.

Intern 2: Yep, If only these walls could talk…

The camera switches over to a gallery of pictures, in the middle, the one that took place in the short “Rabbit Fire”. Suddenly, Bugs comes alive.

Bugs: Psst! Tweet. Tweety. You there?

Tweety: Certianly.

Bugs: Is that it? They all gone?

Tweety: Absolutely.

Bugs: Oh boy! This is it!

Tweety: Let's get the gang *whistles*

Then, Penelope Pipstop come out of their picture.

Penelope Pipstop: Ooh! That’s the signal. Come on y’all, It’s picture time!

Danny (Cats Don’t Dance): That’s tonight?

Dorothy: That’s now.

Krypto: 100 year group photo, and the sun‘s going down. Come on, let’s woof to it!

Ace the Bat-Hound: Alright then.

Suddenly, Jabberjaw comes out of his picture with a trumpet and almost squishes Ace the Bat-Hound.

Bugs: Picture time, guys! Yakko, Wakko and Dot come out of their pictures.

Dot: Okie-Dokie!

Wakko: Here we come!

The Warners: Boingy, Boingy, Boingy, Boingy!

Then, Yakko finds Tasmanian Devil’s picture

Dot: Wake Up! Wake Up!

Tasmanian Devil gets interrupted by Tom’s growl and nearly attacks him.

Then, It shows Lola Bunny with Buster Bunny, Babs Bunny and Plucky Duck, Blossom then comes on to the screen.

Lola: Oh, Superman! Get the folks upstairs!

Superman: Ok! Come on superheroes, Here we gooooooo!

Superfriends fly over the Warner. Bros. Studio.

Then, multiple gags come such as Lady Rainicorn files looping the hallway, followed by Cow and Chicken fighting with a Fight Cloud, Junior from Storks flying across the hall with Diamond Destiny, while reminding Ben 10.

Junior: We’re meeting in the lobby!

Ben 10: Ok! See you there!

More gags such as the Jetsons in their flying car, Superman taking Hogarth (The Iron Giant) for a fun ride.

Hogarth: *giggles* Higher!

The last gags, such as Freakazoid… coming down with a shirt? and then Velma coming down, with Mr. Limpet, who needs water.

Mr. Limpet: Water!

Velma rushes while multiple characters are in the Warner Bros bar.

Yosemite Sam: There’s no time for coffee!

Velma got to the Bar in time.

Velma: Harry! A little help?

Harry Potter: Ooh! Expecto Patronum!

Wonka then appears off the screen with his hat coming off with Mr Limpet getting in the hat. from the Magic Dust. Yakko (as a waiter) walks by.

Wonka: Oh waiter! There’s a carp in my hat.

Ice King from Adventure Time walks by with , both seeing an angry Gossamer trying to open a snack vending machine.

Gossamer: *angry mumbling*

Finn: Oh gosh! Uh...Your majesty. Do you think all the reboot characters will show up?

Ice King: Hmm… Not all.

Ice King freezes the TTG from escaping his picture.

TTG Cyborg: Aw, man!

Daffy Duck uses the elevator to come down.

Tin Man: *quietly* Going down?

Then, Slowpoke Rodriguez appears, walking very slowly.

Slowpoke: Hold the… elevator.

Daffy Duck: *mumbling*

It then shows Mumble from Happy Feet drawing Fred Flintstone, while humming the Flintstones theme.

PB the Wonder Pig walks by.

PB: Hey Penguin! Shake a leg will ya?

Mumble: The leg won’t make a difference, It’s all in the wrist.

Suddenly, Moxy comes out of the picture Mumble is drawing.

Mumble: Woah!

Moxy: I haven’t seen a fall like that since old school.

Mumble grunts and giggles.

Moxy: Oh! Much better.

Then it shows the boys room.

Johnny Bravo: *humming his theme*

Lola opens the boys door, covering her eyes.

Lola: Let’s move it gentlemen!

It then shows the “Histeria” characters pulling out Big Fat Baby.

Big Fat Baby: *squealing noises*

Anais walks by with some animals.

Anais: Uhu, Meeting in the lobby! Don’t eat those.

Meowrice from Gay Pur-ee is about to eat Pixie and Dixie, luckily, Spike barks at Meowrice, who then walks away.

It shows Courage the Cowardly Dog watching The Grim Reaper from The Grim Adventures of Billy & Mandy. Then Max and the Wild Things walking to the lobby walk by.

Eustace: Stupid Dog, come on or you’re gonna get nightmares.

Grim Reaper pops out and scares Courage, causing him to run away.

Eustace: Get off of me!

Courage: But.....but....

Eustace: Ooga Booga Booga!!

Courage: (Screaming!!) AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Montana Max jumps out of a picture frame holding bags of money, but Courage crashes into Montana Max which causes him to drop the bags of money he’s holding then Ami, Yumi, and Kaz walk by.

Kaz: Ooohh, free money!

Grim: (smirks) Gets them, every time.

Muriel: Eustace! (Whacks him and Grim in a heads with a rolling pin)

Eustace: OW! What did I do?

Grim: Ohh, my body

Rover Dangerfield: No respect, no respect at all.

The characters from the previous scene are waiting for Slowpoke.

Slowpoke: Thank you… for holding… the elevator.

It then shows Eduardo from Foster's Home for Imaginary Friends walking into the elevator.

Eduardo: I am also going to the lobby.

Eduardo squeezes the characters.

Daffy: *angry squeals*

Pepe Le Pew falls in love with Wicked Witch of the West.

Pepe Le Pew: Come here! I love you!

Wicked Witch: Oh no no no no no no no…

They walk away.

Percy:

Brenda:

(Bugs approaches a portrait of Jack M. Warner, Harry Warner, Albert Warner, and Sam Warner. He looks up wistfully at his creators.)

Lola Bunny: Bugs, where are you? We’re in the lobby!

Bugs Bunny: Heh, gotta go, but thanks, Friz, Chuck, Tex, and Mel. On with the show.

Juniper Lee (Holding door open for everyone): the coast is clear, Bugs.

Bugs Bunny: Right this way!

(Animated LeBron James walks into glass door by accident)

Bugs Bunny: LeBron! Are you okay?

Animated LeBron James: Never been better, Snoopy! (Trips over trash bin)

Aku: I’m surrounded by… (Touche Turtle and Elroy suddenly pop up behind Aku) IDIOTS!

Touche Turtle (Riding on top of Elroy Jetson's UFO and they fly around the water tower): Touche Away!

Bugs Bunny: Oh great, the ladder!

(Zilly walks in but ducks his head from the ladder that Porky is carrying)

Ron Weasley: Make it pink!

Ron makes the Warner Bros logo pink.

Hermione Granger: Ooh! *disappointed* Make it blue.

Hermione makes the logo blue.

Bugs: Alright everyone, Get, get together now.

Bosko walks in.

Bugs: Oh! After you.

Fred Flintstone: No touching!

The Flash gives Porky the camera.

The Flash: It is time.

Porky: T-T-T-Thank you!

Porky hums.

Bugs: Porky, careful!

Porky: N-n-n-now, where’s that t-t-t-t-timer button?

Joker: Oh! Three, Two, One!

Porky screams while falling down the ladder.

The camera breaks Richard starts to eat it, then Nicole drags him away.

Mandy: *sarcastically* Well that was fun!

Droopy: Maybe we can try again in another 100 years.

The characters sadly walk away.

Bugs: No, no, no, come back, It-- It-- It'll be fine. It'll be...

As the characters walk away, They suddenly to hear a small instrumental of As Time Goes By.

Wakko: (joins in, on trumpet)

Yakko: (plays accordion)

Dot: (plays the harp)

Sawyer: The fundamental things apply...

Danny: (he and Sawyer sing together) As time goes by.

Hardy-Har-Har: I knew this was gonna happen...

Rita: And when two lovers woo...

Slappy Squirrel: They still say, "I love you"...

Emmet and Wyldstyle: 🎼On that you can rely🎼

The Nerdlucks: *off-key* 🎼No matter what the future brings🎼

2022 Krypto and Ace: *with Krypto shushing the Nerdlucks* 🎼as time goes by.🎼

Chorus: Moonlight and love songs, never out of date,

Tinker: (repairs the camera)

Hearts full of passion, jealousy, and hate...

Porky: (smiles)

Glinda: (uses her wand to levitate Porky and the camera to the top of the ladder)

Woman needs man... And man must have his mate... That no one can deny.

Porky: (sets it up, and begins the timer)

Sylvester: It's still the same old story...

Superman: A fight for love and glory...

Yogi: A case of do or die...

Michigan J. Frog: The world will always welcome lovers...

Everyone: ...As time goes by!

A black screen appears with some text saying ”To all the audiences, the storytellers, and the entertainers, Thank You from all of us at Warner Bros.”

The credits roll with a piano version of “As Time Goes By”.

That's All Folks!