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(1990 Oklahama City, Oklahama at a basketball stadium as we see Gail Griffin dropping off a young Blake Griffin to Basketball)
Gail Griffin: All right. My shift’s not over till 9:00. So tell Coach I’m gonna be a few minutes late picking you up, okay?
Young Blake Griffin: Okay
Gail Griffin: Good luck out there today
Young Blake Griffin: Thanks
Gail Griffin: Hey. You know, if I could, I would be in those stands cheering for my baby
Young Blake Griffin: I know. Next game
Gail Griffin: Hey, Blake? You forgetting something?
[chuckles]
Young Blake Griffin: Love you, Ma
Gail Griffin: I love you too, baby
Gail Griffin: All right. Go kill it
At the stadium we see young Blake getting ready as he is tying his shoes as a fellow teammate approaches him
Hey there, Blake
Fellow team member: hey there, Blake
Young Blake Griffin: What’s up
Fellow team member: Check it out. It’s for you. My padre got me a Game Boy. Oh, and if it freezes up on you, just smack it really hard. Works every time
Young Blake Griffin: Thanks, man
(Blake turns on the gameboy)
fellow team member: Let’s go get this win. Phew!
(Blake starts playing a Mickey Mouse video game on the Game Boy, as he is tuned into it)
Coach: Hey, where Blake at? Blake Griffin!
Coach: What the hell is this?
Young Blake Griffin: Oh, snap!
Coach: “Oh, snap” nothing, man. Get your tail on the court right now! Whatchu doing?
Coach: Hey, hey, hey! Iso! Iso for Blake! Nobody else shoot the ball. All right, Kobe, you keep that ball! You shoot the ball.
-Iso! Iso! Iso!
Coach: You know what to do. Let’s go. It’s your world
[students cheering]
(the Blake goes for the shot)
[and Blake misses as the buzzer goes off]
[all groan]
Coach: Damn! Damn! It's all right, it's all right. Damn! Come on, line up. Line up in front of me. Line up right here in front of me.
Coach: Listen, I’m not even disappointed about us losing the game tonight ’cause it’s not about that. It’s about you giving your all, and you didn’t do that tonight. Kobe. You wasn’t focused. Getting your head in the game starts before you even put one foot on the court. It starts before you even get to the gym
Young Blake Griffin: But everybody on the team plays video games--
Coach: Blake. This ain’t about everybody, this is about you. Listen, you’re the best basketball player I ever coached. You could be a once-in-a-generation talent if you focus on the game of basketball and not these distractions. [hands Blake the GameBoy back] You can’t be great without putting in work, right? You got the chance to use basketball to change everything. For your parents, for you, for everybody who you care about. You want that?
[Blake nods as his mother arrives and gets in the car]
(time passes through as Blake’s talents begin to grow more and more, as he moves back to America for High School, and even earning the title of Basketball Player of the Year along with fourth-team Parade All-American nominations, and quickly started his career after graduation, winning five NBA championships before joining the Los Angeles Clippers and he wins more and more victories)
The Blake Residence
Los Angeles - Present Day
[Blake’s son and daughter, Ford Wilson Cameron-Griffin and Finley Elaine Griffin, are at the basketball court practicing basketball as Finley tests her basketball video game out]
Ford Wilson Cameron-Griffin: So how much more work does your video game need? It’s been months
Finley Elaine Griffin: It’s almost ready
Ford Wilson Cameron-Griffin: Like how you’re almost ready to tell Dad about the E3 Game Camp next weekend?
Finley Elaine Griffin: I’m waiting on the right time
Ford Wilson Cameron-Griffin: Honestly, I just think you should rip the Band-Aid off and ask him
Finley Elaine Griffin: You’re just saying that ’cause he says yes to everything you ask
Ford Wilson Cameron-Griffin: That’s ’cause I’m nice
Finley Elaine Griffin: You’re not that nice
Ford Wilson Cameron-Griffin: That’s big talk. See if you can back it up. Come on, let’s see what you can do
Finley Elaine Griffin: All right. Don’t get crossed. Oh! Gotcha!
[chuckles]
Ford Wilson Cameron-Griffin: Yeah, okay. Come on
[both chuckle]
Blake Griffin: Finley. What was that?
Finley Elaine Griffin: An open shot
Blake Griffin: And if you’re gonna be out here, it’s about giving everything that you got. And not whatever that was. Where’s your fundamentals?
Finley Elaine Griffin: We having fun
Blake Griffin: Everything in between these four lines is work
Finley Elaine Griffin: Who said I wasn’t working?
Blake Griffin: This thing right here
[beeping]
Ford Wilson Cameron-Griffin: Told you not to bring that out here
Blake Griffin: Come on, Gianna. This isn’t a game. I need you focusing more…
[Ford Wilson Cameron-Griffin mouthing]
Blake Griffin: …Instead of playing with these toys. Natalia, chill out. You know I got full court vision
Ford Wilson Cameron-Griffin: How does she do that?
Blake Griffin: Ball. Show me that step-back move I taught you. You got this, daughter. In and out. Crossover
Finley Elaine Griffin: In and out
Blake Griffin: Step back. Come on, Finley. You gotta concentrate. Ford Wilson, show him the move
Ford Wilson Cameron-Griffin: Watch me. Ball. In and out. Crossover. Step back. Shoot
Blake Griffin: Yep. See, that’s ’cause your sister been putting in that work
Ford Wilson Cameron-Griffin: I ball all day. Ow!
[Finley Elaine Griffin laughs]
Blake Griffin: Finley. Focus. You got basketball camp next weekend. Them kids gonna be coming at your neck. Seeing what you got
[melancholy music playing]
Blake Griffin: Oh, we quitting on each other now? Can’t be great without putting in work. All right. That’s my guy. Let’s get some work done. Enough of these games
Finley Elaine Griffin: Okay. I’m ready
[woman sighs]
Tommy Griffin: Y’all can’t stay out here all day. It’s dinnertime
Blake Griffin: Oh, man
Tommy Griffin: Really, Blake?
Finley Elaine Griffin: What are we having for dinner? Spaghetti and meatball?
Ford Wilson Cameron-Griffin: Ow!
Blake Griffin: Ooh, that’s my favourite
Ford Wilson Cameron-Griffin: Damn!
Tommy Griffin: We talked about you affirming Finley more. Spending some unstructured time with him.
Blake Griffin: We was just outside. I mean, how much more spontaneous do you want me to be?
Tommy Griffin: Babe, I am worried that you are pushing him too hard.
Blake Griffin: I mean, the kid keep telling me he want the best coaching so he can be the best player on the court.
Tommy Griffin: Have you thought about talking to your daughter about something other than basketball?
Blake Griffin: Like what?
Tommy Griffin: [sighs] Like how Finley built a video game. She’s 6 and he built his own game.
Blake Griffin: Yeah, I know. I mean, that’s great. I mean, but if I don’t push him, if I don’t stay on him, all the distractions…
Tommy Griffin: He doesn’t need a coach. He needs her dad.
(cut to the Walt Disney Company complex in Burbank as we pan down into a building and into a basement full of servers which we go into as we see a black woman flipping through footage of Blake’s victories as he is acpoanyied by a glass ball with a green duck head in it)
Man 1: Blake Griffin, a hit.
Man 1: Griffin…
Man 2: Blake Griffin…
[snippets of TV commentaries playing]
[snippets on TV commentaries play in fast forward]
Alisha Rhythm: I’ve searched far and wide for the perfect partner for this launch, and I’ve finally found him. Blake Griffin.
Alisha Rhythm: [sighs] Uno, my man here has a family man, an entrepreneur, a social media superstar with millions of fans worldwide. Al-gor-rithmi-calli speaking, he’s more than an athlete. He’s a freaking king.
Uno: Hmm?
Alisha Rhythm: I know I’m just an algorithm, Uno. That’s precisely why I need him. I’m stuck inside the Serververse. No one knows who I am or what I do. But that all changes today. Because today, Disney launches the revolutionary technology that I masterminded. Today, it’s my time to shine. Just look at my guy, Uno. [chuckles] Oh, he is the key element to this entire operation.
[Uno babbles]
Alisha Rhythm: Once I partner with Blake and combine his fame with me incredible tech… I will finally get the recognition and respect that I so richly deserve. Blake Griffin, get ready.
[Alisha Rhythm presses send to the message]
[computer chimes]
Disney Executives: Oh, hello. A new idea from the algorithm. I’m listening.
(we cut back to Griffin residence where Finley is constructing her basketball-inspired video game)
[computer chimes]
[chuckles]
[knocking on door]
Blake Griffin: Hey, Finley. What you doing?
Finley Elaine Griffin: Um, just building my game.
Blake Griffin: Is this the one you’ve been working on?
Actually, it’s basically done, but I…
Here. Just…
Finley Elaine Griffin: I still have to figure out some of the player designs.
Blake Griffin: Whoa. Who are those guys?
Finley Elaine Griffin: Oh, those are people around the world tuning in to my livestream. It’s pretty cool, huh?
Blake Griffin: Okay. And this is how it works. You do combos and moves, and the better you do, the more people tune in.
Blake Griffin: Let me see a couple of those combo moves.
Finley Elaine Griffin: Crossover. Foul line!
Blake Griffin: Oh, that was nice.
Finley Elaine Griffin: Ooh! Posterized!
Blake Griffin: Posterized? Is this not real basketball?
Well, I put a spin to it. You can get style points. Power-ups.
Announcer: Count it!
It’s like basketball, but better. You just play for fun. Remember fun, Dad?
Blake Griffin: Tsk. I am fun. Man, give me that. Show you how fun I am. Kick your butt in this game.
Dang, I miss this, man. I ain’t…
Whoa.
[announcer] Gimme dat!
Were you trying to do my move?
Yeah, I put it in the game.
[both] In and out. Crossover. Step back.
Let it go.
[beeping]
[announcer] Uh-oh!
Finley Elaine Griffin: No.
[glitching]
Finley Elaine Griffin: Why… Why he freeze? No, no, no.
Man, can you fix it? ‘Cause I don’t want…
Finley Elaine Griffin: No. No, no. Don’t erase my char…
Blake Griffin: (character gets wiped)
Finley Elaine Griffin: My entire character is gone.
It’s gonna take me at least a week to rebuild this.
Blake Griffin: Setbacks happen. Adversity is a part of the process, Finley.
But if you’re passionate about something, you gotta learn how to push through it.
You got me? Hey, I think I’ve got something that will cheer you up.
I’m meeting at Disney about some high-tech movie thing.
You should come. Cool?
Yeah, Dad.
Oh, snap.
Blake Griffin: Did Dad just come up with a dope idea?
Finley Elaine Griffin: Please don’t dab.
Oh, what’d you just say?
Blake Griffin: Did you just say, “Please, Dad, dab”?
Finley Elaine Griffin: No, I said…
Blake Griffin: Dab.
Uncle Malik will be here in 15. Let’s roll.
Malik: It’s called Disney 3000 and it’s supposed to be next level!
This could be the new wave!
Alisha Rhythm: [on speakers] Hello. I’m Alisha Rhythm. And as you might have guessed, I am an algorithm here at Disney. The studio behind all the classics. But now, it’s time for our greatest creation yet, Disney 3000.
(name revealed inbig words with fireworks going off)
This will revolutionize the entire entertainment industry, and we want you to be on our team, Blake. Now, we know you’re busy with ya shoots and score-en, but we can make it very easy for you. Because our brand new Disney 3000 technology will scan you right into the movies. And look at dat, it’s like looking into a magic mirror, huh, Blake? Think about it, som'thin like,Thor versus Blake.
(Blake dressed as Loki as he tricks Thor by shapeshifting into Captain America and gets the upper hand)
Alisha Rhythm: Star Wars: The Rise of Blake. (shows Blake dressed as a Jedi Knight as he is face to face against Kylo Ren into a lightsaber duel)
Alisha Rhythm: Blake of the Caribbean: The Curse of the Black Pearl. (features Blake dressed as Captain Jack Sparrow as he and the ship he’s on battles an enemy ship)
Alisha Rhythm: The possibilities are endless. You’ll be the king of the Magic Kingdom! That’s the power of Disney 3000. Say yes, Kobe, and together, we’ll make mind-blowing entertainment forever.
[music continues on speaker]
Huh? Huh?
[music ends]
So, what do you say? Pretty sweet, right?
[woman] I mean, look at him.
Look at that face. He’s speechless.
He loves it!
How about that algorithm, huh?
[over speakers] Pretty brilliant.
He came up with the entire presentation.
I should watch my back. [laughs]
Yes! Thank you! Finally, huh?
Put some ‘spec on my name, right?
[Uno cheers]
Oh, man.
[Blake on speakers] That was, um…
Alisha Rhythm: That was something.
Right, Malik?
Blake Griffin: Listen, guys, I’m a ballplayer. You know, and athletes acting, that never goes well.
I’m sorry, guys. This is all just…It’s just not me.
And I can’t afford to take time away from the game.
[Malik] Whoa, Blake.
Let’s not be too hasty here.
Malik.
[Malik] Let’s just hear what they’re talking about.
Nah, nah, nah.
Blake Griffin: With all due respect, with all due respect, this idea is just straight-up bad. That algorithm is busted.
[chuckles] Busted?
Blake Griffin: It’s among the worst ideas I’ve ever heard. Top five, easily.
Okay. Thank you. Thank you!
That’s exactly what I was think…
You’re saying what I’m thinking.
This is trash, this algorithm.
You’re cancelled, algorithm!
[man] What a terrible idea. So stupid.
[woman] So stupid. This is what happens when…
Alisha Rhythm: Did he just say that? Uno, tell me he did not just say “stupid”!
Uno: Uh-oh.
I don’t know. I think the algorithm’s pretty cool.
I’ve got a question. Is it a heuristic algorithm or some kind of matrix variant?
Blake Griffin: [chuckles] Finley, using the medulla oblongata.
I think we got a little Stevie Jobs on our hands.
Finley Elaine Griffin: Yeah, I’m actually building my own video game.
Oh, nice, your own video game.
You heard of the E3 Game Design Camp, right?
Yeah.
Woman: Well, there’s gonna be one next weekend, and I’m going.
There’s gonna be a whole bunch of other coders there.
Blake Griffin: Hold… Finley.
I’m actually looking forward…
Blake Griffin: No. You can’t go to that. Basketball camp is next weekend.
Finley Elaine Griffin: I’m not going to basketball camp, Dad.
Blake Griffin: Finley, you don’t have to be scared. You got amazing potential on the court, and I can help you get there.
Finley Elaine Griffin: That’s not what I want, Dad.
(Finley Elaine Griffin exits)
Blake Griffin: Finley.
Wonderful to meet…
Blake Griffin: Excuse me, guys.
[door closes]
Blake Griffin: Finley! Hey, hey, I’mma catch you at the car.
[door closes]
[whispers] What?
So, is this a hard pass or…?
[grunts in frustration]
Alisha Rhythm: [in distorted voice] Who does this guy think he is? Huh? Rejecting me? Humiliating me?
[Alisha Rhythm breathing deeply]
Alisha Rhythm: Okay. All right. I tried be fair, but that's not good nuff, now those days are over. I’m done playing by the rules. It is my game now.
Blake Griffin: Finley! I’m your father. When I say stop, you stop.
Alisha Rhythm: Right this way, Kobe.
Blake Griffin: Finley, do not get in that elevator! Come on, Finley. You know I can’t let you back out of camp like that.
Blake Griffin:You made a commitment.
Finley Elaine Griffin: You make me hate basketball.
Blake Griffin:You don’t mean that.
Finley Elaine Griffin:I do.
Finley Elaine Griffin: Everything is always what you want. You never let me do what I wanna do. You never let me just do me.
Blake Griffin: “Do me”? You think I got to “do me” when I was 12?
[static crackling]
Blake Griffin: Hold up. Wrong floor.
Finley Elaine Griffin: Disney 3000.
[chimes]
[Alisha Rhythm on speakers] Welcome, Finley Elaine Griffin.
[digital trilling]
Finley Elaine Griffin: Wow, this is cool.
Blake Griffin: Finley? Stop playing. You know your mom don’t like it when I don’t have you home for dinner on time. All this computer stuff is your thing, not mine. Finley? Finley!
(Finley then gets teleported)
Blake Griffin: Finley? What in the enchanted hell?
(Blake gets teleported)
Blake Griffin: yelps
Blake Griffin: Finley! What’s going on? Are you okay?
Finley Elaine Griffin: Yeah, I’m fine. Wow. This must be some kind of immersive tech like holography with haptic technology, or something like VR…
Blake Griffin: Just tell me what’s going on.
Finley Elaine Griffin: Dad, I think we’re digitized. We’re in the computer!
Blake Griffin: We’re in the computer?
Finley Elaine Griffin: Dad.
Blake Griffin: You know I’m claustrophobic.
Finley Elaine Griffin: Dad, chill out.
Blake Griffin: How do we get out of here?
Finley Elaine Griffin: Dad. Dad.
Blake Griffin: Where’s the elevators? Hey, Siri, can you let us out of here, please? Siri?
Alisha Rhythm: [in villainous voice] Who goes there? Who dares disturb the great and powerful Alisha Rhythm? [Alisha Rhythm chuckles] [in normal voice] Look at yer dumb faces. you were all like, [mimics gasp] [laughs] super priceless.
Alisha Rhythm: See? Nothing to be afraid of, I no bite.
Hello. Hi. Wow. Blake. I am a big fan. I just… I don’t know, I thought you’d be taller somehow.
Hmm.
Finley Elaine Griffin: These graphics are unreal.
Alisha Rhythm: Right?
Blake Griffin: Finley, don’t touch the silver computer woman. What’s going on? And who are you, woman?
Alisha Rhythm: Uh… [clears throat] You’re right. Forgive me. Where are me manners? I am Queen Alisha Rhythm.
Blake Griffin: Oh, you’re that guy from the video.
I am, no one else but me self. [chuckles]
Alisha Rhythm: And this… Ha-ha. Oh, gentlemen, this… this is the Disney Serververse. Just make you feel all insignificant, don’t it?
[scoffs] Are all computers this pathetic?
Blake Grifin: Finley? Finley?
Alisha Rhythm: Uh-oh.
Blake Griffin: What’d you do to my daughter? Where’s Finley?
Alisha Rhythm: Who’s Finley? chill out, my man. You’re gonna get your baby girl back.
Blake Griffin: There better not be a “but” at the end of…
Alisha Rhythm: Buuuuhhttt…. there’s something you’re gonna do for me first.
Blake Griffin: Like what?
Alisha Rhythm: You know, you, uh… [scoffs] You really shouldn’t have rejected me ideas back there.
That was a mistake.
Alisha Rhythm: Me ideas were wonderful, and now I’m afraid you’re gonna have to help me fulfill my destiny.
Blake Griffin: Listen, man, if you don’t produce my daughter in five seconds…
Alisha Rhythm: Eh-eh! Uh-uh. No, no, no. All that pointing and aggression. No, no, no. You don't call the shots in here, 'cause I am the king of this. I’m not your coach. Now, the only way you’re getting your daughter back is if you and I play a little game called basketball.
Blake Griffin: [scoffs] You wanna play me in basketball?
Alisha Rhythm: Well, you didn’t wanna be in the movies. You wanted to “focus on your game.” Well, guess what? Now you can focus on this game. You and me, we’re gonna put on a show. We are gonna play a game of basketball in front of the largest captive audience ever. All your followers, they’re all gonna be watching. And when they see the two of us together, I will finally step out of the shadows and into the light. And the entire world is gonna know the name of Queen Alisha Rhythm. [chuckles]
[sighs] But you know what, I’m a good sport.
Alisha Rhythm: Tell you what, if you win, you and your daughter can fancy yer way on out of 'ere.
Blake Griffin: And what if I lose?
Alisha Rhythm: Yeah. Wrinkle. If you lose… Well, when you lose, you’re just gonna have to stay here in the Serververse with me… [echoing] for-eve-ha.
Uno: Oh!
[Alisha Rhythm chuckles]
Alisha Rhythm: So, you better play like you mean it, boy.
Blake Griffin: You know, you think this is a game. I’m calling the authorities on you. ‘Cause what you got going on here…
Alisha Rhythm: Oh on this phone?
Blake Griffin: How’d you do that?
Alisha Rhythm: Blake, why worry about the authorities when you should be out there looking for a team? Uno, send dis reject to the rejects.
(Uno sets the transporter to what is called Mouse World)
Blake Griffin: Wait… [screaming]
Alisha Rhythm: [chuckles] I guess he fell for it.
(Blake flies through the server verse and past different world including the Lion King world as he flies passes the iconic opening scene with Rafriki holding baby Simba on the edge of Pride Rock, and then into the Marry Poppins World as he passes a row of nannies flying in the opposite, before eventually entering and crashing into the Mickey Mouse world)
(Blake, in daze, is seen in the traditional Disney art style)
Blake Griffin: What is this? [gasps] I’m shorter than Kevin Hart! No, no, no! [blows]
[legs whirring]
[yells]
Blake Griffin: What the…? I’m a cartoon? Is this where the game is gonna happen?
[clock chiming in distance]
(Blake arrives into downtown as a sign reading Mouseton as the counter for number of residences goes up from one to two)
Blake Griffin: Where is everybody? Hello? [echoes] Hello? Hello? [loudly] HELLO?!
(Blake appourches a vacant and abandon farm as he investigates only to here something in the distance which turns out to be a makeshift aeroplane flying and swirl around like crazy and barely even a few feet off the ground and the towards Blake, and has a mouse with red shorts and yellows shoes clinging onto the rudder that just a broom)
(Blake ducks as the planes crashes towards the tree and shatters into pieces)
Mickey Mouse: (dazed as he stands up) whoa that was crazy
Blake Griffin: Mickey Mouse? Whoa! Mickey! I can’t believe… Bring it in, man. Listen, I need your help.
Mickey Mouse: Eh, you missed your cue.
Blake Griffin: wait what cue?
Mickey Mouse: Right, the enemy is upon us and you you should take this
(hands Blake a giant cranking machine gun loaded with piano keys as ammo as he runs into action)
Blake Griffin: wait what enemy? Mickey, wait! Come back! [grunts] [sighs] I should’ve seen that coming.
[a trolly speeds with Mickey on board controlling it behind Blake]
Blake Griffin: [yelps]
Mickey Mouse: Coming through!
(rings the trolley bell)
[Blake screaming as he and the pursuing trolley going and bouncing up and down various hills albiet in a rubber hose style]
[the chase pauses]
Mickey Mouse: Say, have I seen you somewhere? Hey, you’re that famous basketball player. aren’t you Blake Griffin?
[the chase then resumes]
Blake Griffin: Mickey Mouse knows who I am?
[trolley then does a lock position mimuiver]
Mickey Mouse: Of course. I may be a little mouse, but we still get TNT.
Blake Griffin: Oh, my God, is that a…?
Mickey Mouse: Yep. Cover your ears, Blake.
Blake Griffin: Why would you do that?
[TNT explodes leaving the trolley and Blake flying, who then flies into the trolly front window backwards and lands inside and onto a seat]
Mickey Mouse: I’m a cartoon character. I can survive anything.
Blake Griffin: I’m not a cartoon character!
(the trolly loses thrust as it plummets)
Blake Griffin: No, no, no! Ahhh!
(trolley then lands onto a set of tracks and bounces rapidly on them)
Blake Griffin: Ouch! Ouch! Ouch! Ouch!
(trolley slows down and comes to a stop at a station)
Blake Griffin: *dazed* I....I do not understand this world.
Mickey Mouse:my bad.
[transitions into a barber shop where Kobe is place onto the Mechanical Barber Chair from Modern Inventions as Mickey turns on the machine which immediately places shaving cream on Blake’s face]
Blake Griffin: [spits] How long have you been alone here?
Mickey Mouse: Alone? You’re never alone when you got friends like mine,
[Mickey turns towards a pumpkin with two butter nut squashes on top]
Mickey Mouse: Ain’t that right, Oswald?
Blake Griffin: Uh… That’s just a pile of pumpkins.
Mickey Mouse: [gasps] Oswald, did you hear what he just called you? So, what brings you to Mouse World? Midlife crisis? Ran out of teams to play for?
[Blake removes himself from the chair]
Blake Griffin: Uh… All I know is a computer dude kidnapped my daughter, and I have to play basketball to get him back. His name is Alisha Rhythm?
Mickey Mouse: Did you say Alisha Riddim?
[transitons into a western scene with both Mickey and Blake in cowboy attire]
[horse whinnying in distance]
Blake Griffin: Yeah, that’s the girl. Ms. Rhythm… Whatever.
Mickey Mouse: [in Southern accent] That nefarious nimrod nixed my nearest and dearest from Mouse World.
Blake Griffin: He kicked them out?
Mickey Mouse: Well, not exactly. He buttered them up, saying they were wasting their time. That there was much more to see in the "Soivervoise" than old Mouse World. Made ’em "toin" their backs on who they really were. They all left, all of them. And I wish them all the best in their new endeavors.
Blake Griffin: Ah, man. Sorry, Mickey. That’s terrible. Family’s everything.
Mickey Mouse: Yep. Family.
[Mickey then looks at a picture of him with his friends]
Blake Griffin: Well, Mickey Mouse, I need to assemble an elite team of A-plus ballplayers to help crush this algorithm girl. And I need to do it before that game clock runs down.
[clock chimes]
Mickey Mouse: wait, wait a minute [in normal tone] So, you want me, a talking cartoon mouse, to play with you, an basketball superstar, in a high-stakes basketball game? Sounds awfully familiar.
Blake Griffin: Who are you talking to? But, yeah, that actually sums it up well.
Mickey Mouse: Mmm. I think I know a way that can help the both of us.
[Mickey comes up to a spot and places a sign that says, “Experiment 626 was here”]
Mickey Mouse: [yelling] hey! were harbouring Experiment 626 here, and we were thinking of keeping him as a pet
[distant whirring is then heard as an enormous spaceship hovers down lands]
[doors then open to reveal a towering and hulking alien with an orca-like head walks out of the ship]
Captain Gantu: Not so fast, tiny creature!
Blake Griffin: Captain Gantu from Lilo and Stitch? For real?
Captain Gantu: I have discovered that you have been harbouring a dangerous failed experiment, and you shall hand it to me or else.
Mickey Mouse: My goodness. My mistake. I thought this land was in the clear. Well, I’m affaird I was mistaken here, we don’t have Experiment 626, now if you kindly let us on to our ship so I can show you the true wereabouts of Experiment 626
Captain Gantu: Oh, right
Mickey Mouse: Come on. Let’s boogie.
Blake Griffin: What? You’re stealing his ship. I didn’t agree to this.
Captain Gantu: My ship! [grunts angrily] Blasted rat!
[fires up plasma gun]
Blake Griffin: Whoa!
Captain Gantu: Take that.
[fire the gun only to bounce back and hit Gantu instead burning him to a crisp]
Mickey Mouse: Back at ya.
Mickey Mouse: You coming? Or would you rather hang back with a cranky martian?
Blake Griffin: well this is just getting weirder.
[Mickey and Blake climb aboard on Gantu’s ship and fly away]
Captain Gantu: [gets up] (groans) everytime! this happens everytime!
More coming soon!