[Shows Walt Disney Pictures logo]
[It is midnight in 1957, a shooting star is flying by and the moon is showing and there's a kid playing basketball, this is young Dwyane Wade; their parents Dwyane Wade Sr. and Jolinda Wade comes outside]
Dwyane Wade Sr.: Reggie?
[Dwyane turns to see his parents]
Jolinda Wade: What are you doing out here, son? It's after midnight.
Young Dwyane Wade: Couldn't sleep, Pops.
Jolinda Wade: Well, neither can we with all that noise you're making. Come on, let's go inside.
Young Dwyane Wade: Just one more shot?
Jolinda Wade: All right, just one.
Young Dwyane Wade: Yeah. [Shoots the ball to the basket]
Jolinda Wade: [Chuckling] That's good, shoot it again. [Passes the ball to him]
[Dwyane shoots the ball again to the hoop and makes a shot, his mother catches it and smiled]
Jolinda Wade: Getting pretty good, son. [Passes him the ball] Go ahead shoot til you missed.
Young Dwyane Wade: Do you think if I get good enough, I can go to college? [Shoots it again and makes another point]
Jolinda Wade: Hey, you get good enough, you can do anything you want to, Elton.
Young Dwyane Wade: I want to play in North Carolina in America [Shoots the ball to the basket]
Jolinda Wade: That's a real fine school, real fine school. You can get a first-class education there.
Young Dwyane Wade: I wanna play on the championship team, Then I wanna play in the NBA, and write music.
Jolinda Wade: All right, let's slow down, son. Don't you think you oughta get a little sleep first?
Young Dwyane Wade: And once I've done all that,
Jolinda Wade: Uh-huh.
Young Dwyane Wade: I wanna play baseball just like you, Dad.
Jolinda Wade: Baseball? Hey, now that's a sport. When you've finished with that, I suppose you're gonna fly me, huh?
[Before they can go inside the house, Dwyane stops and turns to face the basketball hoop, He runs to the basket dribbling it twice. As he runs, we see images of his older self playing real basketball, he jumps and slam-dunks it. The scene showed the audience images of Dwayne Wade playing in the three-time champion and in the NBA, winning the game, trophies, medals and championships and of course Olympic gold medalist.]
[cuts to a press conference]
Dwyane Wade: I just feel at this time that I've reached the pinnacle of my basketball and my three-time champion and I must retire. The good thing that comes out of this is that your parents had the opportunity to see me play my last basketball game.
Reporter: What are you gonna do now?
Dwyane Wade: Well, I've never really told anybody this, except for one person, but I think I'm going to play professional baseball.
Reporter 2: What position will you play?
Dwyane Wade: I don't know as a kid, I was a pitcher, I think I'd be kinda hard for me to pitch, I think I'm gonna play in the outfield.
[As Dwyane continues talking the camera zooms up panning up to the night sky.]
[The camera zooms up the sky, panning past the moon and into space. The camera pans past the sign which says "Amusement Park." There is a planet that says "Maroon Mountain." It is an alien theme park where the aliens go to, the park had a lot of rides and it had an alien head as an entrance. We see the ride with a robot alien zapping ships around it. It continues zapping until it got on target and the ship flies and then it lands on the parking lot and the two aliens are unharmed, but the kid is not happy with his dad.]
Alien Kid: [Bored] Let's get out of here, Dad. This stinks. Don't bring me here anymore.
[Then the alien kid is being monitored by the name Mr. Sledgehammer, the owner of Maroon Mountain and his adopted children consisting of five different aliens Pawn, Blinko, Boom, Newt and Bumpass.]
Mr. Sledgehammer: children, are you listening? Did you hear him? That little one is right, we need new attractions.
Adopted children: yes, father.
Mr. Sledgehammer: New ones! Get it?
Pawn: big shiny things. Yes. [serves Thanos a bowl of soup]
Newt: absolutely [shines his bald head and his giant and sharpens his teeth]
Mr. Sledgehammer: The customer is always right, as you all know.
Adopted children: Right!
Mr. Sledgehammer: We need something…. whimsical
Pawn: colorful
Mr. Sledgehammer: [accidentally sit on the remote and turns on TV screens] something cute
Newt: [desperately thinking] wacky
Mr. Sledgehammer: We need something more like…..
Newt: DISNEY! [covers his mouth in embarrassment and fear]
Pawn: [points to the TV screens] like Disney! Thank you!
Mr. Sledgehammer: [surprised] Disney?? [turns and notices the TVs are on, featuring various Disney films from Pinocchio to Mary Poppins to Flowers and Trees among others]
Mr. Sledgehammer: Why yes! Something like Disney! That what I was trying to think!
Pawn: it’s many characters
Mr. Sledgehammer: Bring them here.
Bumpass: but dad, we know that they’re from so it’s unlikely they can come here.
Mr. Sledgehammer: WHAT?
Bumpass: I mean what happens if they don’t
Mr. Sledgehammer: make them come here and I’ll just wait right here.
Bumpass: okay cool.
[Back on Earth, the camera zooms in on a baseball field, where Elton is having his first baseball game. He swung the bat, but misses the ball.]
Umpire: Strike!
[The crowd cheered for Elton and the Baron's players to watch Elton.]
Baron's player: Looks good in that uniform.
Baron's player 2: Looks great. Can't teach that.
Baron's player: Can't teach it.
[On the field, the catcher from the Star's team talks to Elton.]
Star's catcher: Hey, thanks for autographing that basketball for my kid. I'm a hero now.
Dwyane Wade: No problem. Happy to do it, man. [The catcher smiled and nods his head]
Umpire: Let's go!
[Dwyane gets ready to swing the bat again.]
Star's catcher: Curveball. Don't swing. [Nodding his head] Don't swing.
[Dwayne looked at him confused, but he took the advice. The pitcher throws the ball and Dwyane doesn't swing.]
Umpire: Ball!
[The crowd and the players cheered]
Star's catcher: Fastball, outside corner. Swing.
[The pitcher throws the ball again, Dwyane swings the bat, but he missed.]
Umpire: Strike!
Star's catcher: That was your pitch.
Dwyane Wade: I know I missed it.
Star's catcher: Don't worry I'll get you another one.
[On the stands, the baseball manager is watching the game and he's concerned about Dwyane and he has an idea.]
Baron's manager: [Calling] Podolak! Podolak, come here.
[A man gets up from his seat and walks up to the manager. This is Stan Podolak.]
Stan Podolak: Sorry, didn't mean to.
Baron's manager: Come here!
Stan Podolak: Yes, sir?
Baron's manager: I want you to make sure nobody bothers Elton. I want him to be the happiest player in the world.
Stan Podolak: The happiest.
[Back on the field, the catcher sees the pitcher.]
Star's catcher: Slider, don't swing.
[The pitcher throws the ball and Elton swung the bat. but missed again.]
Umpire: Stike three!
Star's catcher: I told you not to swing.
Dwyane Wade: I couldn't help it.
Star's catcher: I understand. Hey, nice talking to ya.
[Dwyane walks to the dugout as the crowd and his teammates cheered for him.]
Baron's player: We're not worried. We're not worried. [Elton sits down as they talk to him.]
Baron's player: Good job, Mike.
Baron's player 2: Don't worry. Good try. Good hustle.
Baron's player 3: Good cut, Elton. Good cut.
Baron's player 4: That was a strikeout, Mike. That was a good looking strikeout. Real good.
Baron's player 5: I mean, you look good when you strike out, man. When I strike out, man, it looks nasty, man. At least you did good man. Good looking.
[Stan gets on his stomach and leans down to Dwyane.]
Stan Podolak: [Smiling and waving] Hi, Hi, Mr. Wade. Mr. Wade, I'm Stan Podolak. [Leans in too far and falls down]
[Stan falls in the dugout and lands on his back, hurting himself. The players look at him as he gets up, groaning in pain and he sits by next to Elton.]
Dwyane Wade: You all right? That was a nasty fall.
Stan Podolak: Yeah. [Looks at him and shakes his hand] Oh, I'm Stan Podolak, Mr. Waed. I'm the Baron's new publicist. I'm here to make your life easier. You want me to drive you somewhere, I will drive you anywhere. You want me to pick up your laundry, babysit your kids, I will do it. I am here to personally guarantee that no one will ever bother you.
[Suddenly a spaceship flies by and the crowd gasped in shock and it disappeared. All the people get confused.]
Dwyane Wade: What was that?
[The people at a market screamed and run out of the way. A triangle-shaped spaceship, piloted by Mr. Sledgehammer’s children, crashes into the ground and goes underground.]
Pawn: hang on
Newt: hanging on
Bumpass: Are we there yet?
[They fly into the tunnel until they see the Cinderella castle as the interdental version of When You Wish Upon A Star plays and fly into it]
[camera pans to a local garage and we see Mickey Mouse and Teddy desperately fixing a car that belongs to that of Pete and various blunders accrue]
[Pete arrives as he is huffing and puffing smoke from the cigar in his mouth]
Pete: HEY!!!
[Mickey and Teddy cringe in fear]
Pete: Ruining my car, HUH?? Well, you’re gonna get it now!!
[Just as Pete is about to do what he threatens what he’s going to do to the duo, a ramp comes down and lands on him hard]
[Teddy disappears, leaving Mickey witnessing the five aliens coming out of that flying triangle and down the ramp, which is still placed on an unconscious Pete]
Pawn: (he and the others climb down) Hear us and rejoice! For we have come here to seek the one known as Mickey Mouse.
Bumpass: yeah Mickey Mouse
Mickey: Hhhhmmmmm… So you're looking for Mickey mouse huh? You mean the one with those huge round ears
Aliens: uh-huh
Mickey: and also does this
[Mickey mimics his classic Steamboat Willie scene with him steering the wheel and whistling]
Aliens: uh-huh
Pawn: yeah, him.
Mickey: sorry don’t know where he is, Garfield.
Mickey: [to the audience] you know maybe there isn’t any life on Mars after all. Haw-haw.
[suddenly Pawn uses his telekinesis on Mickey and carries him upside down as he struggles to move, and batters him around the surrounding walls a few times]
Maw: Who are you calling Garfield, Mousey boy.
[Mickey grins nervously as sweat pours out of him]
[Back in the real world, Stan is driving Elton home.]
Stan Podolak: Aw, I'm sorry it took so long.
Dwyane Wade: Don't worry about it.
Stan Podolak: That exit on 65 wasn't clearly marked.
Dwyane Wade: Hold up, hold up right here.
Stan Podolak: What, here?
Dwyane Wade: Yeah.
[Stan stops the car and parks in front of Dwyane's house.]
Dwyane Wade: Thanks for the ride, Sherm. I appreciate it.
Stan Podolak: It's Stan, Dwyane.
Dwyane Wade: Sorry.
Stan Podolak: But that's all right, you can call me Sherm if you want to because I've followed your whole career and I think you're the greatest athlete that's ever lived.
Dwyane Wade: [Trying to get out of the car] Stan. Stan. Stan. How do I get outta here? That door doesn't work.
Stan Podolak: Oh! I'm sorry. I-I- [Gets out of the car] I forgot to tell you it's a classic. It's a classic, but it's got a few peccadilloes. Hold on just a second. [Taps the car door and opens it]
Dwyane Wade: [Gets out of the car] Huh, a few huh? It's smoking too, man. You need to get that checked.
[In the backyard, the bulldog is resting in his doghouse and he sees Dwyane come home.]
Dwyane Wade: Thanks for the ride. [Takes the bag from the car]
Stan Podolak: [Looking at the house] Oh this is nice. This is a nice house. Oh, that is a beauty. What is that, Colonial?
Dwyane Wade: No, it's a nice house
Stan Podolak: If you need anything done around the house, I'd be more than happy to help you out.
Dwyane Wade: Oh no. I'm fine thanks.
Stan Podolak: Anything you need.
Dwyane Wade: Nah You gave me a ride. I appreciate it.
Stan Podolak: Okay, sure.
Dwyane Wade: Tomorrow, I'm gonna drive so, I don't need a ride. But thanks though.
Stan Podolak: Oh. Why? Too conspicuous?
Dwyane Wade: [Smiling] Yeah.
Stan Podolak: [Chuckling] All right.
Dwyane Wade: Thanks though.
Stan Podolak: All right. Tomorrow! [Gets in his car]
Dwyane Wade: See you tomorrow.
[Stan drives away as Dwyane heads for the front door. The bulldog groans and runs up to Dwyane.]
Dwyane Wade: [Seeing his dog] Come on, Charles. No, not today.
[Charles jumps on Elton and he falls to the ground. Charles licks Elton's face.]
Dwyane Wade: Oh, dog, get off of me! Your breath!
Dwyane’s housekeeper: [Runs out and sees Elton] Mr. Jordan, are you okay? (To Charles) Get off of him, Charles! Come on!
Dwyane Wade: Bad dog! Git! Oh!
Dwyane's housekeeper: Come on, Charles! Get off of him! [Grabs Charles by the collar, pulling him away] ]Pooch, stop it! Get off of him before I cook you! Come on, come on, come on, baby, come on.
[Dwyane wipes the dog slobber off his face and a van pulls up. The kids wearing baseball uniforms come out of the van and they run down the sidewalk. This is Elton's husband David Furnish he comes out of the van.]
Gabrielle Union: Come on, you guys. Get out of the car!
Kids: Bye, Mr. John.
Dwyane Wade: Bye kids.
[Then Dwyane Wade's son Zaire comes out of the car sadly.]
Little League girl: Hey good game.
Dwyane Wade: [Concerned] Hey, Zaire. Are you okay?
[Zaire looks at him sadly and shook his head. He walks up and heads to the house.]
Dwyane Wade: How was your game?
Zaire Wade: I don't want to talk about it.
Zaya Wade: [Running past him] Hi, dad!
Dwyane Wade: Hey, hey, hey.
Gabrielle Union: Hey.
Dwyane Wade: Hey.
Gabrielle Union: [Kisses him] Ooh! You're all covered up with drool, hon.
Dwyane Wade: That's your dog.
[Gabrielle laughs and they walk inside the house.]
Dwyane Wade: What's the matter with Zaire?
Gabrielle Union: Well, he went 2 for 5 and 32 points in his batting average.
Dwyane Wade: [Shocked] Is that all?
Gabrielle Union: Yeah, so that puts him that at, like uh, 685 or something.
Dwyane Wade: He's batting what?
[Dwyane and Gabrielle walk into the kitchen, and his sons go into the living room to watch TV]
Gabrielle Union: Mmm, smells good in here. Whatcha cooking?
Dwyane's housekeeper: Chicken.
Dwyane Wade: Chicken and what?
Dwyane's housekeeper: Chicken and collard greens.
Dwyane Wade: Good. I'm gonna need a good meal tonight. [Housekeeper chuckles; as Elton beginnings feel sad]
Gabrielle Union: [Concerned] Is everything okay?
Dwyane Wade: Boy, I stunk up the place. I hope this baseball thing is a good idea.
[In the living room, Dwyane kids watch the news on TV. It's about Dwyane at his baseball game.]
Newsman: It was another career day for Dwyane Wade at Baron's field this afternoon. Let's face it. This baseball...
Dwyane Wade: What are guys watching? [He goes into the living room and sees the news on TV, and sits down to watch]
Newsman: Today he went 0 for 4 with three strikeouts.
Dwyane Wade: Is this the only thing on TV?
Newsman: That brings his batting average down to an anemic .214, which also happens to be his playing weight. Baseball bat? Get this guy a tennis racket!
[The news shows the strikeouts Dwyane had today. Dwyane doesn't like it.]
Zaire Wade: Did everyone get mad at you?
Dwyane Wade: No, worse. Everyone was real nice about it.
Newsman: Elton, I know golf is your sport, but not here.
Zaire Wade: I think you should open your stance a little. It might make you more aggressive at the plate.
Dwyane Wade: Oh, you think so? I'll try to remember that.
Newsman: Watching this hurts me more than it hurts you. What is that?
[Not wanting to hear anymore of the News, He changes the channel for his kids. He finds a channel showing the opening scene of Ice Age.]
Dwyane Wade: There you go, Ice Age. [Gets up and goes into the kitchen]
[On TV, Scrat is seen running from a moving glacier caused by his acorn. Then Porco Russo comes in.]
Porco Russo: [Jumps in front of the screen] Stop this film! We got an emergency union meeting to go to.
[Porco then gets on his plane, leaving Scrat as the glaciers in the film proceed to violently move and compacting him before catapulting him into the air. Then nothing else happens on TV.]
Zaire: Dang. Where'd they gone?
Zaya: Oh no.
(Back in Disney land, all various characters from various properties, some acquired, went to the town hall for a meeting. Scrat flies down from the sky, screaming, and eventually crashes through the roof and lands on the floor along with his acorn and quickly gets until Donald Duck comes in, in towels and holding a scrub brush as if he just hastily has gotten out of the shower, ignorantly steps on Scrat.)
Donald Duck: Out of my way jackass! (Shoves wolverine)
Wolverine: (retracts his claws and gives Donald a furious look)
Donald Duck: (grins nervously and runs away from him);
Goofy: (arrives) So, what's the big emergency, Mic?
(Mickey is tied up in chains and Mr. Sledgehammer’s children are standing with him as he talks, with Cull having him at hammer point.)
Mickey Mouse: Uh, these guys wish to make a little announcement. (Passes the microphone to Maw)
Pawn: (Goes to the microphone and clears throat to the Disney characters) Hear me and rejoice! You are about to be enslaved in the hands of Thanos and his children!
(There was a moment of silence then everyone starts laughing.)
Scratchy: Ooh, we're in big trouble now.
(Maw felt embarrassed as they laughed at him, he looks around and doesn't know what to say. Midnight takes the microphone to continue the announcement.)
Boom: We are taking you to our theme park in outer space.
Bumpass: (Steps in) No fooling.
Boom: Where you'll be our slaves and placed on display to the amusement of our paying customers.
(everyone just rolled their eyes what Bumpass said.)
Donald Duck: Oh, fear clutches to my breast. (Laughing with the other Disney characters and Prospector jumps on stage welding his pickaxe)
Prospector: We ain't a-going nowheres!
(Prospector points his pickaxe at Pawn, but Pawn uses his telekinesis on him, by snatching his pickaxe and having it fly over him and on his butt.)
Prospector: (noticing his pickaxe is gone) has anyone seen a pick?
(Donald and all of the others put their hands up. The five wields their weapons them.)
Mickey Mouse: uh, not so fast. (Taking the chains off him) You can't just turn us into slaves, that would just be bad. You've gotta give us a chance to defend ourselves. (pulls the chains off his signature ears)
Pawn: Oh yeah? (carries Mickey, again with his telekinesis as the other point their weapons on to him) Who says?
Bumpass: Says who?
Blinko: What?
Mickey Mouse: (Writing a note, despite being in Maw’s clutches) Just a sec. (Shows them a book that says, "How to Capture Cartoon Characters"?) There. Read 'em and weep.
(Maw takes the book and they see a note that says "Give them a chance to defend themselves.")
Blinko: What's this?
Adoptive children: Huh?
Bumpass: (Reading the note) Give them a chance to defend themselves.
Pawn: (Rolling his eyes and groaning) Aw. Do we have to?
Bumpass: It's in the rule book.
Pawn: It is.
Bumpass: Okay, it is in the rule book.
Mickey Mouse: (Opens the door) Uno momento. We have to confer. Hawhaw. (Closes the door)
(Inside the room, Mickey is standing in front of the American flag, wearing a military uniform.)
Mickey Mouse: All right troops. It is for us to choose a battlefield that affords us.
Porco Russo: (Raising his hand)
Mickey Mouse: Yes, Private Porkster?
Porco Russo: How about we challenge them to a flying tournament.
Teddy: Say, we could have a bowling tournament.
Goofy: or a unicycle race. (Laughs)
Scratchy: What's wrong with all of you all? I say we get a ladder. (Imagines his plan about Itchy) Wait till that rat is fast asleep, and finally drop the ax on him!
(Scratchy, which a deranged look in his eyes, pretends he's slaughtering Itchy with an ax and wheezes.)
Mickey Mouse: (Calming Scratchy) Whoa, whoa. Take a deep breath Scratch. (Starchy calms down, pants and nodding his head) Okay, Let's analyze the competition here. (Pulls down the chart of the evil aliens) Now, what are you looking at here? We got a group of different kinds of aliens.
Teddy: Not very fast.
Donald Duck: one of them a human who not particularly smart.
Porco Russo: Can't jump high.
Mickey, Donald, Goofy, Porco, Teddy, and Scratchy: (In unison) Uh-huh. (Smiling)
(They pull up the chart and go outside to the aliens. Mickey has a basketball with him as he looks at them.)
Mickey Mouse: We challenge you to a basketball game. (Spins the ball around with his finger)
Pawn: All right basketball it is!
Bumpass: Basketball!
Blinko: Basketball! (Jumping and clapping happily)
Boom: (Excited) All right! (Confused) What is basketball?
Newt: (Shrugging) yeah, What this so-called basketball?
Bumpass: Beats me.
Blinko: Dad never told us about that.
Mickey Mouse: Hit the Lights!
(The lights turn off as the [fictional] movie called The Art of Basketball starring Goofy plays.)
(Goofy is seen on the stadium in the film)
Narrator: An exhilarating team sport currently growing rapidly in popularity is basketball. Unlike football and baseball, only five men can play on a team.
(four more Goofys appear)
It's a fast-paced game that requires wits, hights, and even faster reflexes (a Goofy comically flexes).
Here's how it's done in the professional ranks, the national basketball association, featuring the best players in the world.
(two teams of fives Goofys swarm around like crazy)
(The five aliens, watching the film, smile, and nod at each other as they begin to understand the meaning of the sport)
Blinko: The Best players in the world
Boom: the best!
[The camera switches to New York City it is nighttime outside of Madison Square there's heavy traffic. Inside there's a basketball game between the New York Knicks and Phoenix Suns. Charles Barkley has the ball. he shoots it and scored, the crowd booed. Mr. Sledgehammer’s children arrive in disguise wearing trench coats and hats they bumped into some of these people as they head to the two empty seats.]
Boom: Excuse me. Oh so sorry.
Bumpass: Excuse me.
[Blinko sits down next to the woman.]
Blinko: Quiet, they're looking, when they’re not looking
Newt: Hey, it's basketball.
Bumpass: Where
Pawn: Whoa, now what?
[The Knicks scored and the crowd cheered. The woman looks at the five-o.]
Newt: She's looking again.
Pawn: Act natural
[woman gets uncomfortable sitting next to them and she turns to her husband.]
Woman fan: Sweetheart?
Male fan: What?
Woman fan: I thought you were gonna get better seats this year.
Male fan: This is as good as I could get.
Woman fan: This guy next to me is doing something very weird in his raincoat.
Male fan: [Annoyed] Honey, will you just let me watch the game? Barkley's killing us!
Pawn: [Quietly] Hey, someone's killing someone.
Blinko: Nah. seriously?
Boom: Wow a killer. Let me see.
Bumpass: [Sees Charles Barkley and points at him] There, that's him the killer! He's big.
Blinko: He's good.
Pawn: [Slaps Fred and smiled evilly] He's mine!
Blinko: Okay, go get him.
Pawn: Yeah, watch out.
[Pawn reads a spell from a book to summon the powers of Magic Crystal; the others say the spell along with him]
[The woman looks at them again, as a bolt of lightning hits the five and glowing with the power of the magic crystal. She jumped up from her seat startled. Maw then using remote teleportation from his basketball powers comes out from under the coat he changes into the pink ooze and he goes onto the court. As Charles Barkley walks up, Maw launches into Charles Barkley's nose and goes inside his body the crowd gasped in shock. He twitches as Maw comes out his body, he felt dizzy as goes back to his teammates.]
Sun's Player: [Pulling Charles by the jersey] Come on, get back on defense. Come on. Get back on "D", man!
[The Knicks player Patrick Ewing, he scored and the crowd cheered. The Sun's coach sees what's happening to Charles Barkley and stands up from his chair.]
Paul Westphal: What are you doing?
[Charles Barkley is waving his hands wanting the ball, but one of the players scored and missed.]
Paul Westphal: Time-out! Call a time-out!
Sun's player: What's wrong with you, man? You're killing us!
[Maw goes back to his coat as he places the talents into the basketball]
Quincy Davis: I got it! I got his talent! [Pointing Charles Barkley's talent]
Blinko: All right!
Newt: Super.
[At the court Charles Barkley is upset about not playing anymore.]
Paul Westphal: Sit down, Chuck.
Charles Barkley: Hey, man I'm fine! I am fine! [Sits down and grabs a towel]
Paul Westphal: No, no, no, no. I'm playing for you too many minutes.
Charles Barkley: I'm not tired!
Paul Westphal: [To assistant coach] Go get the doctor.
[Back at the game, Patrick Ewing dunked the ball and scored. Then Cull comes as pink ooze and he approaches him. He launched into Patrick Ewing's nose and goes inside his body, he twitches around and Cull comes out of his body. His concerned teammates check on him.]
Knick's Player 1: What's up man? You all right?
Patrick Ewing: Yeah.
Knick's Player 1: You sure?
Knick's Player 2: Come on, we're okay, We're okay. You're all right. Come let's go.
[The referee blows the whistle and tossed the ball to Patrick, instead of catching it the ball hits his chest. All of the players look at Patrick confused.]
Referee: Come on, Patrick its showtime.
[The referee tosses the ball again Patrick tried to catch it, but he missed again. The crowd looks at him with worry. He gets ready to shoot the ball into the hoop. He looks at the hoop and then he throws the ball a little too high and it went flying into the stands it hits the popcorn and he falls spills popcorn everywhere.]
[Meanwhile back in Disney Land, the residence is practicing basketball]
Mickey Mouse: Okay, okay, now which of you have ever played basketball before?
[everyone murmur and Donald steps in]
Donald Duck: I have, coach, and there's an important strategic question I need to ask you.
Mickey Mouse: What is it, Donald?
[Disco music plays as Donald Duck did a fashion show he tried on random jerseys and the last one he's trying on a gold jersey, purple shorts, black sneakers, and green hair.]
Donald Duck: What do you think? I'm kinda partial with purple and gold myself. It goes better with my coloring.
Porco Russo: Hey guys. [To Donald] get off that stage, you stooge! [To Mickey] The other teams said it's their turn to use the court.
[Mr. Sledgehammer’s children are seen working out but doing terribly]
Mickey Mouse: Yeah sure, let liensa knock themselves out.
Donald Duck: Too bad you can't practice getting mightier, fellas.
[the Disney characters laugh, as they leave the dark clouds to appear in the sky Blinko and Newt smile evilly as they hold up the bag, Pawn, Boom, and Bumpass go to them as they open the bag a basketball glows with the talents inside it. They all touch the ball absorbing the talents (which also contains some of the powers of the monsters) into their bodies; the Disney characters turn around and see what’s going on.]
Pawn: [smiling] Ahh! [He starts to feel strange then he began to grow big and strong, he laughs as he grew muscles and his eyes begin to glow and hands transorm finto a bald eagle-like wings, which would be the results of the monster powers]
[Blinko looks up at Maw then his feet start shaking and big sneakers appear then he zooms up and grows tall and his head transforms into a humanoid spider, Cull started to grow tall he groans in pain as he grew muscles and transforms into half-man half-snake. He turns to face the audience with his eye staring at the audience as he chuckles then he roars like a beast.
The Disney character's eye widen as they saw the five mutated giants now sporting navy blue basketball uniforms with gold trim lines, white zeroes and navy blue sneakers they smiled evilly at Maw and Cull chuckled at them and their voices become deeper and resounding.]
Blinko: [To Goofy] Hey, little doggie. [Bending down to Goofy] Boo.
Goofy: [Shrieking and shivering] I think I need a new set of overalls after this.
[The muscled and mutated aliens and Blinko chuckled as Cull picks up the basketball and the Disney characters look on.]
Pawn: Time to play a little basketball. [Yelling and he slammed the ball to the ground which causes an earthquake on the court the Disney characters run around until they get stuck in the middle, Clara Cluck, Teddy, Goofy, and Prospector hug each other, Donald, Porco, and Scratchy looks up at them)
Donald Duck: Those weirdos just turned to superstars.
Porco Russo: They're (stuttering) me- me- monsters.
Scratchy: [Points at them] They're Monstars!
[camera zooms in and turns at Scatchy’s Face
Scratchy: AAAAAHHHHH!
[Pawn pops the basketball in his strong hands then they leave the court]
Boom: Bye Bye.
[As they leave they shake the ground and a hotel goes to the ground]
Mickey Mouse: [Nervously] uh….. I think we need a little bit of help.
(Back in the real world, Dwyane is golfing with Stan, Larry Bird, and Bill Murray.)
Bill Murray: (Sighs talking to the golf ball) 175 yards, OK little fella. You are my friend? Or are you my enemy? You are my friend, right? You are my ally. You are my associate, my assistant. You are my weapon. You are leaving. (Hits the golf ball)
Dwyane Wade: Oh. Great shot.
Stan Podolak: (Clapping) Mmm. Nice shot, Mr. Murray.
(Bill's ball lands far from the hole. He is still hanging his golf club above his head.)
Dwyane Wade: You can stop posing now. (Chuckling softly) Good try.
Larry Bird: Not bad. Not bad. (Walks in next)
Bill Murray: (Walking up to Elton) Something for you to shoot at.
Dwyane Wade: Hit it good Larry.
Larry Bird: Do my best.
Dwyane Wade: (To Bill) It was a good shot.
Bill Murray: Yeah I know Mike, I gotta ask you something. The NBA has to face reality. What's happening to these players is serious. They're gonna need some new players with talent, guys who are skilled but never really thought about a professional career before. (Thinks for a moment) Do you think I got a shot? (Dwyane shook his head) Come on?
Dwyane Wade: No.
Bill Murray: Don't kid me.
Dwyane Wade: Listen, it's a man's game, and you can't play.
Bill Murray: What if I tried hard?
Larry Bird: Can you keep it down? I'm trying to hit the ball.
Bill Murray: it's because I'm white isn't it?
Dwyane Wade: No. Larry's white. So what?
Bill Murray: Larry's not white, Larry's clear. (Larry hits the ball) You got it, Larry!
Dwyane Wade: Get inside this ball.
(Larry's ball lands near the hole, it almost went in the hold)
Stan Podolak: (Impressed) Whoa.
Larry Bird: You clowns can't beat that. It's the best shot I ever hit.
Dwyane Wade: You haven't been playing long.
Larry Bird: It's a hall of fame shot.
Stan Podolak: Real nice shot, Mr. Bird.
Larry Bird: Larry. please.
Stan Podolak: Nice shot Mr. Larry.
Bill Murray: Nice shot Larry.
Stan Podolak: (To Dwyane) You can't do this. Don't be nervous. Don't be nervous. You can do this.
Bill Murray: Larry, you feel that the NBA has to face reality, don't ya? It's just gotta start looking for some more dominant players in places they've never looked before.
Stan Podolak: (Continuing) Just look at the ball. Visualize the shot where you want it to go.
Dwyane Wade: (Takes the golf ball and pin) Right, right, right.
Stan Podolak: Be the ball. Be the ball.
Dwyane Wade: (Annoyed) Get off the tee.
Stan Podolak: All right.
Larry Bird: You can't jump
Bill Murray: I.. Yeah go on.
Dwyane Wade: Close to the pin?
Bill Murray: Close to the pin, for dinner?
Larry Bird: Sounds good.
Bill Murray: I'll go close to the pin.
Larry Bird: I'll take some of that.
(Dwyane looks at the ball, swings the club, and hits it in the air.)
Bill Murray: That's not bad, Good shot.
Dwyane Wade: Get down! (Looks on as the ball goes down) Look at that. Look at that spin.
(The ball lands on the ground, under the ground we see Kobe Bryant is under the ground using a magnet to lure the ball into the hole.)
Kobe Bryant: I better get paid for doing this.
(Dwyane and his friends see the ball moving around.)
Dwyane Wade: Come on.
Bill Murray: It is alive!
(The ball lands inside the hole. Elton yelled in excitement, Larry, Bill, and Stan cheer for him.)
Dwyane Wade: Yes! My first hole in one! Yes! (Gives Bill and Larry high fives)
(They all chuckle as they go to see the hole to get the ball.)
Bill Murray: Oh.
Larry Bird: Don't say this.
Stan Podolak: Never seen one of these before.
Dwyane Wade: (Takes the flag pole) Larry, nothing but the bottom of the cup.
Bill Murray: That's his ball too.
Dwyane Wade: Yeah, yeah, yeah. It's my ball sorry.
Stan Podolak: Wait, wait, wait. Let me get a picture of this.
Dwyane Wade: You guys are jealous.
Stan Podolak: All right. Here we go. Now you're gonna smile. You reach in, you reach in for the ball, and then you smile, OK?
Dwyane Wade: Yes. (Leaning in and reaching in for the ball)
Stan Podolak: And you think, "This is good."
Dwyane Wade: Just take the picture!
Stan Podolak: All right. OK.
(Dwyane puts his hand in the golf hole and smiles for the camera. Before Stan could take a picture, a rope appears from the hole and grabs Elton's wrist, it pulls him down the hole, making him lose his hat and one of his shoes. Stan, Bill, and Larry get confused, Stan looks from the hole and to the camera.
Bill Murray: What kind of camera is that?
Stan Podolak: It's just a--
Bill Murray: (Grabbing the camera) Would you not point that at me, please? And close the lens caps! (Tosses the camera away)
Stan Podolak: I didn't do anything! I just took--
Larry Bird: Where'd he go?
[In a tunnel, Dwyane is being dragged further down into the tunnel as his screams echo through the tunnel. His lips flap, as he sees the Cinderella castle ahead, he went through it. He is in Disney Land. He flies down from the sky and into their town. He crashes down onto the ground. Woody is roping up his rope, Dwyane sits up all dizzy, with flying golf balls around his head. He sees Mickey Mouse in front of him.]
Mickey Mouse: You might lookout on the first step.
Dwyane Wade: Mickey Mouse? You're a cartoon, you can’t be real.
Mickey Mouse: Not real, eh? If I weren't real, could I do this?
[Mickey finds a random goat and turns it’s tail like a crank on a barrel organ as it plays Turkey and the Straw out of its mouth, much to Elton’s bewilderedness.]
Teddy: Oh, look; is that Dwyane?
Scratchy: [Comes out from a manhole cover, rejoicing] It's Dwyane Wade!
Lazy Susan: It's the basketball player!!
Ed the Hyena: [Bursts from the mailbox] Basketball! (laughs maniacally)
Aliens from Toy Story: OOHHHHHHHHHH…….
[everyone in Disney Land gathers around Dwyane Wade as he looks at them.]
Goofy: [Pulling out a pencil and autograph book] Gorsh, Mr. Wade. Can I have you’re Wade Wilson, please? (Laughs)
Donald Duck: [Shows up wearing a doctor's uniform] Everybody back away! Let the doctor take a look.
[He pulls the lever and Dwyane is lifted in the air as he sits on the chair. He looks down and sees the other disney characters.]
Donald Duck: A little too high.
Dwyane Wade: [Shaking his head in horror] No.
Donald Duck: Going down. [snickers devilishly and pulls the lever]
Dwyane Wade: [Closing his eyes and yelling] No!
[He lands to the ground unharmed. Clara, Porco, Lumiere, Scrat, and Jacques hold up number signs giving him points, as the rest applauses.]
Donald Duck: So, what do you say we go for a little spin? [He spins Dwyane around then stops the chair and looks in his ear with an echoscope] Hmm. Now let's what we got inside here.
Mickey Mouse: [Waving] Yodel-ay-hee-hoo!
Donald Duck: [Puts a thermometer in Dwyane's mouth] Say "Ahh"! [The thermometer swells and it explodes then Donald stamps an "A-OK stamp on Dwyane's forehead] All right, he's OK!
Dwyane Wade: [exasperated] What's going on here?
Mickey Mouse: [Jumps on Dwyane's lap] Why, Dwyane, I thought you'd never ask. You see these aliens come from outer space, and they wanna make us slaves in their theme park. What do we care? So we challenged them to a basketball game. But then they show up and they ain't so little. They're huge! We need to beat these guys. [Imaging himself being chained up and being forced to perform on stage] ‘Cause they're talking about slavery! Then they'll make us do stand-up comedy, the same jokes every night for all eternity. We're gonna be locked up like wild animals and then trotted out to perform for a bunch of lowbrow, bug-eyed, fat-headed, humor-challenged aliens! Eh, what I'm trying to say is... [Shouting] WE NEED YOUR HELP!!!
Dwyane Wade: Yeah, but I'm a baseball player now!
Mickey Mouse: [Sarcastically, laughs and pulls out a rat skull] Yeah, and I'm a Shakespearean actor. [Tosses the skull away as it lands on Scrat off screen]
Scrat: [offscreen] ah!
[Meanwhile, back in the real world, Stan is staring down the golf hole where Dwyane disappeared through.]
Stan Podolak: Dwyane? Dwyane? It's Stan. Stan Podolak. Uh look, I-I need you to come out now, okay? Because you got a baseball game tomorrow. And I'd look pretty stupid if you don't show up.
[As Stan looks in the golf hole, Bill and Larry leave the golf course.]
Larry Bird: You think Dwyane's all right? Boy, I hate to leave him like this.
Bill Murray: Aw, I'm sure he's fine. I think he had to get away from that Stan character.
Larry Bird: Oh, god he's pathetic, isn't he?
Bill Murray: Yeah. Larry, I'm gonna give us both twos back there. We weren't in any kind of emotional state to put.
Larry Bird: I think that's fair.
[Bill and Larry put their golf clubs in the trunk and they get in their golf cart and drive away.]
Bill Murray: Now, if Dwyane Wade is gone, the NBA is gonna need some new people. There's room at the top. An exciting kinda guy who could maybe even perform at halftime. Now, are you still tight with David Stern? I mean a phone call from you...
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