List of Animaniacs (2019 film) commericals

#1

 * The commerical starts with the McDonalds happy meal mascot interacting with Wakko and Dot
 * Wakko: This is my sandwich!
 * Happy Meal: No it's my mine!
 * Wakko: IT'S MINE!
 * Dot: Oh boy.
 * The oldest sibling, Yakko comes in
 * Yakko: Okay, what's all the fuss here?
 * Wakko: This stupid happy meel guy won't give me the sandwich! We must kick him out..
 * Dot: First of all Wakko, that's a burger, and second, can't you share with the happy meal?
 * Wakko: No way hosé! I love this sandwich! (eats the burger)
 * Happy Meal: Ah! (faints)
 * Yakko: Wakko, give the happy meal his burger back!
 * Wakko takes the entire burger out of his mouth, covered with spit, bites, and stomach acid
 * Wakko: Fine, fine, okay, here's the sandwich back.
 * Dot throws up
 * Yakko: No thanks, you can have it…
 * Announcer: You can get all new toys and play with Yakko, Wakko, and Dot for the new movie Animaniacs, only in theaters October 20!
 * Yakko: Goodnight everybody!

#2

 * Cashier: How can I get your order?
 * Dot: I'd like-
 * Yakko: I'd like two caffeine coffee for me and my brother, Wakko.
 * Wakko: And I'd like 50 sandwiches!
 * The cashier looks confused
 * Cashier: Alright..what would you have little missie?
 * Dot: I would like a hotdog!
 * Cashier: I'm sorry, but we don't have that.
 * Dot:  DOH, YOU'VE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME!!! 
 * Announcer: Get all new plushies for the Warner Brothers and the Sister in the new movie Animaniacs, coming October 20!
 * At the end of the commerical, Yakko hums the McDonalds theme
 * Yakko: Boy, that is catchy, not gonna lie!

#1

 * Dot is looking at a plushie of her, Yakko, and Wakko
 * Dot: Hey Yakko, Wakko, did you ever heard that they have plushies for us in our upcoming movie?
 * Wakko: Nah, we're buying stuff. But  HOW THE HECK  is there no sandwiches here?
 * Yakko: Wakko, this is a supermarket, not a food restaurant…
 * Dot: (sighs) Whatever, let's just buy all of this stuff.
 * Cashier: Hello, welcome to WalMart! How may I-
 * Wakko: How may you what?
 * Cashier: Excuse me, older one? Are you their father?
 * Yakko: Well, I'm their father figure. (Dot slaps him) I mean, I'm their brother..and their father figure too.
 * Cashier: Are you sure you wanna buy all of that stuff? It's gonna cost almost a thousand dollars.
 * Yakko: WE DON'T HAVE TO PAY! (Yakko puts a smoke bomb, and runs away saying "That's all folks!")
 * Porky: Hey! T-t-that's my line!
 * Dot: Don't question it.
 * The commerical ends with the WalMart qoute saying: "Save money, live better."