Pinkie Pie X Arrow: The Movie (2020 film)/Transcript

Opening Scene (The Beginning/Main Titles):
(Robyn Stewart Studios logo)

(Hasbro logo)

Narrator: A long time ago, in a galaxy far far away. A whole new world called "Planet Earth". But there's only one place will found a new home, Ponyville. So Pinkie Pie and Arrow gets together as a team. After that, all the villains are becoming evil. Beyond time, A team will fight together with villains. And they all lived happily ever after...but there's just the beginning.

Robyn Stewart Studios presents

a Hasbro production

Narrator: Prepare yourself for a new hero.

Pinkie Pie X Arrow: The Movie

(A camera zooms in Ponyville)

(Pinkie Pie walking in 5 seconds)

(Arrow walking in 5 seconds)

(Pinkie Pie bangs Arrow's forehead)

Scene 1 (Pinkie Pie Meets Arrow):
Pinkie Pie: Arrow?

(Arrow get happy at look around at Pinkie Pie)

Pinkie Pie (happy): Arrow!

Arrow (happy): Pinkie Pie!

Tigger (happy): Ahhh, I'm Here is and now.

(Arrow running to Pinkie Pie)

(Pinkie Pie running to Arrow)

(Pinkie Pie laughing)

(Arrow laughing)

(Pinkie Pie kisses Arrow)

Tigger: You two can't wait until after the wedding?

(Pinkie Pie and Arrow the Reindeer kissing his a 10 minutes)

Pinkie Pie: Oh Arrow, I so love you, oh right!

Arrow The Reindeer: Yeah, Pinkie Pie. I like heart.

(Arrow and Pinkie Pie kissing his a 6 minutes)

Tigger: Look kids, I can see you're in a hurry, I'll try to keep it quick.

(Pinkie Pie and Arrow he walks away then the door closes behind them and rams Tigger's chest)

Tigger: NO, No, No, no, no, no, NO, and no.

(Tigger slamming against ground, Pinkie Pie and Arrow his run away)

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Song 1 (The Wonderful Thing About Tiggers):
Tigger: the wonderful thing about tiggers

Is tiggers are wonderful things!

Their tops are made out of rubber

Their bottoms are made out of springs!

They're bouncy, trouncy, flouncy, pouncy

Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!

But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is

I'm the only one

Tiggers are cuddly fellas

Tiggers are awfully sweet

Ev'ryone el-us is jealous

That's why I repeat... and repeat

The wonderful thing about tiggers

Is tiggers are marvelous claps!

They're loaded with vim and vigor

They love to leap in your laps!

They're jumpy, bumpy, clumpy, thumpy

Fun, fun, fun, fun, fun!

But the most wonderful thing about tiggers is

I'm the only one

I-I-I'm, the only... oof!

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Song 2 (I'm Gonna Be a Monkey!):
Ren: Okay Stimpy, it's time for you're evolving lessons.

Stimpy: Oh rapture!

They swing by their tales greatest of ease.

Those hairy mammals we call monkeys

They have so much fun just living in trees

Oh, how I'd love to be one of these...

Soooo... I'm gonna be a monkey!

A monkey, monkey, monkey!

A monkey, monkey, monkey!

Monkey, monkey, monkey!

I'm gonna be a monkey

A monkey monkey monkey

Would you like to be one too?

When one monkey's itchy

Another is nice

He picks at his back for vermin and lice

And if he gets hungry, he'll pour on some spice

And eat the bugs without thinking twice

Mmmmmm... Mm. Delicious!

Soooo... I'm gonna be a monkey!

A monkey, monkey, monkey!

A monkey, monkey, monkey!

Monkey, monkey, monkey!

I'm gonna be a monkey

A monkey monkey monkey

Would you like to be one too?

Ren: Okay, if you want to be a monkey, you gotta learn to act like a monkey.

And I got the know-how 'cause I've seen every Tarzan movie ever made.

So watch and learn

(Filthy's Dance plays as Ren says...)

Ren: Now note the ease with which I swing so nimbly hither and yon

Witness as I perform an amazing double somersault & catch myself with

my prehensile tail.

Oh no... (scream!!)

Stimpy: Oh, I get the idea!

(Jungle Boogie plays as Stimpy says...)

Stimpy: Uh oh (scream!)

(Splat and crash)

(back to the monkey song)

Stimpy: Now I am a monkey

A monkey monkey monkey...

Ren: And I am a monkey too.

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Song 3 (Turn Off That Racket! You're Driving Me Crazy!):
Singer: Turn off that racket! You're driving me crazy!

Turn off that racket! You're driving me crazy!

You're yap-yap-yapping, but you're not saying much

You're flip-flappy-flapping, think I'm losing touch

Like a train in my brain, that's the nation of pain

Like a henhouse squawking or the clyde horse talking?

Turn off that racket! You're driving me crazy!

You're yap-yap-yapping, but you're not saying much

You're flip-flappy-flapping, think I'm losing touch.

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Song 4 (Ready As I'll Ever Be):
Mr. Cat: Any moment now, "Your Highness".

Believe me, I know

I've sunk pretty low

But whatever I've done you deserved

Kaeloo: Mr. Cat...

Mr. Cat: Quiet!

I'm the bad guy, that's fine

It's no fault of mine

And some justice at last will be served

Kaeloo: Please, listen!

Mr. Cat: Now it's time to step up

Or it's time to back down

And there's only one answer for me

And I'll stand up and fight

'Cause I know that I'm right

And I'm ready, I'm ready, I'm ready

Ready as I'll ever be

Stumpy: Cap, are you sure you're up for this?

Reilly the Beaver: Actually, I don't think I am. I'll only slow you down.

Pat: But how are you gonna lead the assault?

Reilly the Beaver: I'm not. She is.

Mena: Now it's time to rise up

Or it's time to stand down

And the answer is easy to see

And I swear by the sword

If you're in, get on board

Are you ready?

Stumpy: I'm ready

Pat and Stan: We're ready

Crossover Characters: We're ready

Mena: Ready as I'll ever be

Barry Bear: There you are!

Wolffe D. Wolf: Yes, yes.

I just had to make a stop in the kitchen.

I'm told you're pretty handy with one of these.

Barry Bear: Heehee...I sure am.

Wolffe D. Wolf: Are you quite sure we can do this?

Barry Bear: Together we will, guarantee...

Mr. Cat: I'll make them hear me

Crossover Characters: Now it's time to redeem

Or it's time to resolve

Mena: Prove they can trust me

Crossover Characters: And the outcome will hardly come free

Barry Bear: I'll save my home and family

Crossover Characters: Now the line's in the sand

And our moment's at hand

Stumpy: And I'm ready

Mena: I'm ready

Barry Bear and Wolffe D. Wolf: I'm ready

Mr. Cat: Ready as I'll ever be...

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Song 5 (Heffalumps and Woozles):
Honeypot Quartet: They're black, they're brown, they're up, they're down

They're in, they're out, they're all about

They're far, they're near, they're gone, they're here

They're quick and slick, they're insincere

Beware, beware

Be a very wary bear

A Heffalump or Woozle

Is very confusil

A Heffalump or Woozle's very sly

Sly, sly, sly

They come in ones and twosles

But if they so choozles

Before your eyes you'll see them multiply

Ply, ply, ply

They're extraordinary

So better be wary

Because they come in every shape and size

Size, size, size

If honey's what you covet

You'll find that they love it

Because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize

They're green, they're blue, they're pink, they're white

They're round, they're square, they're a terrible sight

They tie themselves in horrible knots

They come in stripes or polka dots

Beware, beware

Be a very wary bear

(musical interlude)

They're extraordinary

So better be wary

Because they come in every shape and size

Size, size, size

If honey's what you covet

You'll find that they love it

Because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize

They're black, they're brown, they're up, they're down

They're in, they're out, they're all about

They're far, they're near, they're gone, they're here

They're quick and slick, they're insincere

Beware, beware

Beware, beware

Beware!

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Song 6 (Found):
Daggett Doofus: Mena, come back and save the Wedding with me, you can start over there, you can make new friends

Someday, somewhere, somehow,

You'll love again,

You just need to find someone,

Daggett Doofus and Mena: Someday, somewhere, somehow, (Someday, somewhere, somehow,)

You'll love again, (I'll love again,)

You just need to find someone, (I just need to find someone,)

Someone who treats you better, (Someone who treats me better,)

Someone who wants you around, (Someone who wants me around,)

Someday, somewhere, somehow, (Someday, somewhere, somehow,)

You're gonna feel found... (I'm gonna feel found...)

Mena: Today, right here, right now,

I already feel found...

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Song 7 (Lullaby for a Domestic cat):
Sylvester J. Pussycat Sr.: Fate has been cruel and order unkind

How can I have sent you away?

The blame was my own; the punishment, yours

The harmony's silent today

But into the stillness I'll bring you a song

And I will your company keep

Till your tired eyes and my lullabies

Have carried you softly to sleep

Once did a pussycat who shone like the sun

Look out on his kingdom and sigh

He smiled and said, "Surely, there is no pussycat

So lovely and so well beloved as I"

So great was his reign and so brilliant his glory

That long was the shadow he cast

Which fell dark upon the young pussycat he loved

And grew only darker as days and nights passed

Soon did that pussycat take notice that others

Did not give his pussycat his due

And neither had he loved his as he deserved

She watched as his pussycat's unhappiness grew

But such is the way of the limelight, it sweetly

Takes hold of the mind of its host

And that foolish pussycat did nothing to stop

The destruction of one who had needed his most

Lullay moon Domestic cat, goodnight pussycat mine

And rest now in moonlight's embrace

Bear up my lullaby, winds of the earth

Through cloud, and through sky, and through space

Carry the peace and the coolness of night

And carry my sorrow in kind

Mr. Cat, you're loved so much more than you know

May troubles be far from your mind

And forgive me for being so blind

The years now before us

Fearful and unknown

I never imagined

I'd face them on my own

May these thousand winters

Swiftly pass, I pray

I love you; I miss you

All these miles away

May all your dreams be sweet tonight

Safe upon your bed of moonlight

And know not of sadness, pain, or care

And when I dream, I'll run away and meet you there

Sleep...

Sleep...

Sleep...

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Song 8 (Gira La Cote English Version):
Heffalumps and Woozles: The sharpening stone turns, it turns!…

Grease and hone the blade, so that it glistens,

and spouts fire and blood!

The work of the executioner never ends…

It never ends…

… where Bowser reigns!

… where Bowser reigns!

Grease and hone the blade!

Fire and blood!

Gentle lovers, come forward!

Gentle lovers!

Come forward!

With the hooks and the knives!

We are ready to weave

your skin!

Gentle lovers, come forward!

…We are ready to weave!

Whoever stikes the gong

will see her appear,…

…will see her appear,

white as jade,

cold like that saber,

he is the beautiful Bowser!

Gentle lovers, …

… come forward!

When the gong sounds, the executioner rejoices!

Love is futile without luck!

When the gong sounds, the executioner rejoices!

Grease and hone the blade!

There are three enigmas, but one death!

Grease and hone the blade! Turn, turn!…

There are three enigmas,

When the gong sounds,

Gentle lovers,

There are three enigmas,

may the blade glisten,

and spout blood.

Who will strike the gong?

Death! Death!…

Ah, ah! ah, ah!…

… where Bowser reigns!

Ah!

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Song 9 (Ren's Pecs):
Stimpy: I've never asked for anything,

just your happiness.

And now that you have found it,

I should be glad, I guess. But I've played in my litter box as long as I can,

And I would give most anything just to hear "What is it, man?"

I know you've got your pecs now and gone on to bigger things,

But before you go and flex now,

there's a cat at home who sings

That each and every day and night he misses his best friend,

And I only need to see you once to make this feeling end.

No matter where you go,

no matter what you do,

Remember there's a little bit of Stimpy's butt in you.

And just once, when you strike that pose,

could you think of me?

'Cause when I scratch my rear

I think of how it used to be...

The house is much too quiet now

that I don't hear your voice

And you know that I'd be with you

if I only had my choice

But I know I will smile again

when I see your name in lights

And when they talk about you

I'll tell them That I knew you

when you were just Ren...

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Song 10 (Heffalumps and Woozles Reprise):
Bowser: A Heffalump or Woozle

Is very confusil

A Heffalump or Woozle's very sly

They come in ones and twosles

But if they so choozles

Before your eyes you'll see them multiply

King R. Rool: They're extraordinary

So better be wary

Because they come in every shape and size

Sylvester J. Pussycat Sr.: If honey's what you covet

You'll find that they love it

Because they'll guzzle up the thing you prize...

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Song 11 (It's a 'B' Movie):
Heffalumps and Woozles: Watch yourself

Don't fall off of the shelf

Bowser: You must be the new boys in town

Norbert Foster: What's that sound?

Is someone moving 'round?

Ridley the Penguin: Sit down for a spell

You don't look so well

Hovis: Wait a minute!

I feel great!

You just leave yourself to fate

You might as well just hang around

Bowser and King R. Rool: It's too late

We've got to operate

Ridley the Penguin: Just try to relax

It's a house of wacks!

Bowser, King R. Rool, and Sylvester J. Pussycat Sr.: Oh I remember Frankenstein

Shivers up my spine

Bowser and King R. Rool: Whoa-oh

Blaze: I'm for getting out of here

Bowser, King R. Rool, and Sylvester J. Pussycat Sr.: No need to shout, my dear

Bowser and King R. Rool: No-oh

Queen Stormella: Who will go

To the cellar down below?

Doctor Eggman: Trouble is a-bubblin' in the brew

Bowser, King R. Rool, Sylvester J. Pussycat Sr., Queen Stormella, and Stormella's Pet Wolves: And while you're down there, Mr. Vincent Price

Will give you good advice

Ridley the Penguin: He'll know what to do

You just tell him "Boo!"

Doctor Eggman: He will put the voodoo

In the stew I'm telling you!

Heffalumps and Woozles: It's like a movie

It's a 'B' movie show

It's like a movie

It's a 'B' movie show

CatDog: This is weird!

Rocko Rama: It's much worse than I feared

Norbert Foster: I'll close my eyes and make it disappear

CatDog, Rocko Rama, and Norbert Foster: This is strange!

Doctor Eggman: It ain't home on the range

Heffalumps and Woozles: You just tell St. Pete

That you got cold feet

Crossover Characters: There goes the sun;

here comes the night

Somebody turn on the light

Somebody tell me that fate has been kind

Heffalumps and Woozles: You can't go out!

You are out of your mind!

It's like a movie

It's a 'B' movie show

It's like a movie

It's a 'B' movie show

[variously] Aaaa-aaaa-aaaa-aaaah... (x3)

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