Shrek: Like an Ogre/Transcript

Work is in progress... Written by AnonWriter. [Dreamworks Animation Logo] [Scene: Shrek's swamp. Shrek is sitting on a log, holding a book. He opens it and reads.]

Shrek: Once upon a time, in a far away swamp, there lived an ogre named Shrek. Shrek enjoyed his swamp and his privacy, sometimes being sad about being lonely, but he soon found both invaded by a group of fairy tale creatures who were hiding from the forces of Lord Farquaad. [He flips the page.] Shrek: With the help of Donkey, a talking donkey who claimed to be from another world, Shrek made a deal with Farquaad to rescue Princess Fiona, who was locked away in a tower guarded by a dragon. But little did they know that Fiona had a secret of her own. [He flips the page.] Shrek: Along the way, they met many friends and foes, such as Puss in Boots, an adorable cat who turned out to be an evil mastermind; Gingy, an annoying gingerbread man; Pinocchio, a wooden puppet who wanted to be real; and many more. [He flips the page.] Shrek: They also faced many challenges and dangers, such as Lord Farquaad's schemes to become king; Prince Charming's quest to win Fiona's hand; Rumpelstiltskin's plot to steal their magic; and even their own fears and doubts. [He flips the page.] Shrek: But through it all, they learned that true love is not about appearance or status or power. It's about accepting yourself and others for who they are. And it's about being brave and loyal and kind. [He closes the book and smiles.] Shrek: And that's how I became an ogre hero, how I saved Far Far Away from many threats, how I found my family.

[Scene: Shrek's swamp. Shrek, Fiona, Donkey, and their kids are having breakfast.]

Donkey: So, Shrek, you're telling me you have a brother and a sister you never met?

Shrek: Aye, that's what the letter says. They're from the same tribe I was born in, but they were separated from me when we were wee ogres.

Fiona: And they want to see you now?

Shrek: Yeah, they say they've been looking for me for years. They even sent me a map of where they live. [Shows the map, which has a large X mark on a mountain range.]

Donkey: Wow, that's far away. How are you gonna get there?

Shrek: Well, I was thinking... maybe we could all go together. You know, as a family.

Fiona: Really? You want to take us on a trip to meet your long-lost siblings?

Shrek: Why not? It could be fun. And besides, we have to pick up Puss from the harbor anyway. He's coming back from his world tour.

Donkey: Oh, I can't wait to see that furball again. I wonder what kind of crazy stories he has to tell.

Shrek: Probably a lot. He said he made some new friends along the way. [Reads the letter from Puss.] "Dear Shrek, I hope this letter finds you in good health and spirits. I have had many amazing adventures in the past few months, and I have met some wonderful people. Some of them are coming with me to Far Far Away, and I can't wait for you to meet them. They are very special, and I think you will like them a lot. See you soon, your friend, Puss in Boots."

Donkey: Very special, huh? What does that mean?

Shrek: I don't know. Maybe he found some more talking animals.

Donkey: Or maybe he found some more ladies. You know how he is.

Shrek: Yeah, maybe. Anyway, what do you say, Fiona? Are you up for a little adventure?

Fiona: Well, I guess it could be fun. And it would be nice to meet your family.

Shrek: Great. Then it's settled. We're going on a road trip.

Donkey: Yay! Road trip! Road trip! The Babies: Road trip! Road trip!

Shrek: But first, we have to pack. Come on, let's go.

[They all get up and head to the house.]

Donkey: Hey, Shrek, can I ask you something?

Shrek: Sure, Donkey. What is it?

Donkey: Do you think your brother and sister will like me?

Shrek: Of course they will, Donkey. You're my best friend. And you're a part of this family.

Donkey: Aw, thanks, Shrek. You're the best.

Shrek: No, you are.

Donkey: No, you are.

Shrek: Aw, stop flattering me, you are.

Donkey: No, you are, your big, strong, and healthy green.

Shrek: No, you are, your a funny encouraging donkey.

[They continue to argue as they walk away. The camera pans to the sky, where the title appears: "Shrek: Like an Onion".]