Roblox/Transcript

This is the transcript for a 2026 American 3D computer-animated science fiction action-adventure comedy-drama film Roblox.

Part 0: Prologue
(It fades into a view of humans going inside Roblox as rthro avatars using VR headsets, when Jake interrupts, tearing the screen open.)

Jake: No! No no NO!!! I-I-Is this someone's idea of a joke? No? It's stupid either way, who asked for a bad adaptation of our platform? We've already had the 1993 Super Mario Bros., Street Fighter, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within and Ratchet & Clank, and now they're asking for more? This is pathetic! Those Universal executives must be dense.

(It zooms out, showing the gang watching the test footage, with disappoinment.)

Melvin: Truly dense, I'd say.

Chad: This is an outrage! Doesn't Hollywood know that taking what were originally video game characters and make them look realistic or video game movies makes it worse by comparison?!

Laith: I say we protest!

(The rest of the gang mutter and argue about it.)

Jake: Guys! We can sort this out. Hello? Guys! (whistles, but they continue) Shut your dafty mouths, laddies! (they stop talking) Guys, we'll handle this.

Jesse: In what way, Jake? In what?

Jake: We could always, just... you know... talk to them, Jesse. Talk to the Universal and Roblox laddies and get this abomination fixed up!

Sean: That seems about right.

Jake: To the Universal studio! Let's move out!

Chad: One small problem, your leadership. How are we supposed to get there?

Melvin: Something like this. (opens a portal to the real world) Come on, let's go!

(The gang ran towards the portal and arrives to the real world. They all walk across the Universal studio, with the Mario Bros., Bowser, Donkey Kong, Sonic, Doctor Eggman, Crash Bandicoot, Master Chief, Q*bert, Ryu, Ken, Pac-Man, the Ghosts, Lara Croft, Solid Snake, the Flock, Steve, Alex, Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede, and many other video game characters protesting Universal and Roblox, and rooting for the gang.)

Mario: Are you-a kidding me, Universal?! A live action adaptation of the gang's plat-a-form?! Why that-a screwy Hollywood doesn't know what-a they're talkin' about! Why that-a big bunch'a jerks!

Luigi: I may get-a fired for this, but I don't-a care! A live-action adaptation of a platform when it's-a done wrong is-a despicable!!

Sonic: I'm not gonna go fast this time.

Pac-Man: Waka waka!

Steve: Me too, man! I told Jason Momoa if he dares to, like, goofs on me in my film, I'm coming after him!

Red: Should we make a solemn vow to never make a deal with Hollywood to make a live-action adaptation of our game, guys?

Chuck and Bomb: Agreed!

Phoenix Wright: Aren't these cute, BUT THEY'RE WRONG!!!

(At the Universal studio, we see a globe.)

Kirby: (looks down and see the gang going to the Universal studio) Hi!

(The gang sees him.)

Jake: Oh, hey, Kirby. You good?

(Kirby were curious about what they're doing.)

Chad: In case you're wondering.... (holds out a lawsuit) WE'RE SUING UNIVERSAL AND ROBLOX FOR MAKING A BAD ADAPTATION OF OUR PLATFORM!! Worse, they're trying to cash-in on the metaverse industry since 2016!

Kirby: Mm? (grabs the lawsuit) Huh... (turns around to Meta Knight and King Dedede, and shows them the lawsuit)

Meta Knight: Oh, dear.

King Dedede: Well, that stinks.

Sean: Mm-hm

(The rest of the gang walk into the studio's headquarters, as they follow the video game characters until they came across a knight guarding it.)

Mario: Hey.

Knight: Hey.... (chuckles) ...what's up?

Jake: (comes up to a knight) We'll tell you what's up!

Melvin: Your studio has made a bad adaptation of our platform!

Chad: And we're gonna put a stop to it! That way we won't suffer the way the 1993 Super Mario Bros. did.

Sonic: Don't forget me! Then again, at least my movie was pretty decent, for the most part, and I had a pretty solid sequel last year.

Knight: (laughs mockingly) Really, guys? Come on, those films were financially great!

Sean: Yeah, they did make a lot of money and some of them can be pretty good to some fans, despite not getting the source material to look right, but they ranged from critically mixed to critically panned! So out of our way, please.

Knight: I won't let you, robloxians! (tries to run to them, but slips on the floor, and lands his head in a bucket of water) Aw, shucks, I forgot we just mopped.

Laith: Poor oblivious knight. Anyway!

[The gang dart into the Universal studio. They then get to Lord Farquaad and the Universal's office, and knocks the door.]

Lord Farquaad: (off screen) What?

(They kick the door open, looking angry.)

Sean: WE'D LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, FARQUAAD!

Lord Farquaad: How rude. What could you possibly want?!

Melvin: Our leadership could tell you!

Jake: We heard you're adapting our platform into a live-action movie! Listen, Farquaad! We'd like to have our movie to be fully animated! In fact, we don't just want it...

Jake, Chad and Sean: We demand it!

Melvin: What they said!

Lord Farquaad: (laughs sarcastically) You're about as convincing as Joe Dante..., so the answer is no.

Jake: Yes!

Lord Farquaad: No! Look, you robloxians. Animated video game adaptations are old hat now. We're in the 21st century for crying out loud! We have more competition now, thanks to Illumination. Certainly more than what they did with other video game adaptations.

Chad: Listen, we understand that Roblox is the closest thing to the OASIS from Ready Player One. But can you please give what the audience and the fans want?

Jake: And not have any toilet humor like what most Illumination films do!

Lord Farquaad: I severely refuse! Look, the point is, this trend of live-action adaptations of video games are financially successful, fans of the source material can say what they will about them, and animated adaptations based on video games are a thing of the past, and so are you!

(Sean holds Lord Farquaad and point at him with a sword)

Laith: We'll let Sean do the honors!

Sean: So, what do you say? Do you give in?

Lord Farquaad: No!

(Sean points it further to his face.)

Sean: Oh, I see you're thirsty for more!

Lord Farquaad: Yes!!!

Sean: Last chance.

Lord Farquaad: IT'S NOT HAPPENING YOU-

(Sean violently attacks Lord Farquaad with his swords off-screen, with everyone being shocked as Chad covers Omar's eyes. He backs off after he's done but still threatens if Farquaad still asks for more.)

Sean: You had enough?

Lord Farquaad: (petrified) OKAY, FINE!!!

Sean: Alright! We did it, chaps!

Chad: Thanks, Farquaad!

Jake: Glad we have this agreement, Farquaad! Just don't have our movie be directed by Tony Leondis, Farquaad. As we all video game characters know, Tony Leondis is the cinematic equivalent of child syphilis and the human incarnation of the phrase, "No refunds".

(The video game characters are cheering for the gang when they succeeded, then the gang got out of the studio.)

Mario: "Animated video game adaptations are old-a hat-a now!" (laughs mockingly) What a load of phooey.

Jake: We succeeded, folks. Now see ya in three years.

(Three years later, we see Jake, the gang, and every video game character gathering for the first screening of their first movie, as we cut to Mario and Luigi noticing every video game character is in line to see it.)

Mario: (as he and Luigi walk past Wario, Walugi, Peach, and Bowser) Do you think-a all-a video game characters will-a show up, Luigi?

Luigi: (sees around the theater) Eh... Not-a all of them, Mario.

(We cut to the interior in a live-action theater, and Jake sees every single video game character chatting with one another, as a reference to The Muppet Movie.)

Jake: Greetings, everybody, and welcome to the first screening of Roblox. But before we begin, I'd like to thank everyone who contributed to this film, starting with the little people, from the animators, to the cameos, to special effects, to the costume designers, to the prop makers, and to the one and only Universal Pictures, Illumination, Roblox Corporation, Lord Miller Productions, and Perfect World Pictures! So enough talking, cause the film's about to start! Got your popcorn ready?

Mario, Luigi, Sonic, Q*bert, and the Ghosts: Buttered!

Chad: Nachos?

Donkey Kong, the Flock, Steve, Alex, Meta Knight, and King Dedede: Cheesed!

Melvin: Root beers with red licorice straws?

Bowser, Doctor Eggman, Master Chief, Ryu, Ken, Lara Croft, and Solid Snake: Right here!

Laith: Any other confessions you brought with you? (sees that some video game characters got more confessions than the others)

Jake: Good, now everybody, get to your seats. Roll the film!

(We see a screen view of the movie theater with several video game characters in their seats as we slowly pull forward. Then after the gang get into their seats while the film is about to start as the theater slowly darkens, ending the prologue.)

Part 1: The beginning of time
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