Brad & Lisa/transcript


 * [movie starts with the 2011 20th Century Fox logo]


 * [Lisa's alarm clock goes off. She wakes up as she yawns, turns it off and gets out of the covers]


 * Lisa Simpson: Good morning, Springfield! [walks up to her window and opens it, then smells the air] Ah! There is nothing like refreshing air this morning, isn't it?


 * Marge Simpson: [calling out to Lisa from downstairs] Lisa, breakfast!


 * Lisa: Ugh. Okay, Mom!


 * [cut to the family having breakfast. Lisa runs into the kitchen and sits]


 * Marge: I made pancakes for you, Lisa. I added it with syrup and butter on top of it.


 * Homer Simpson: Mmm... pancakes.


 * Marge: No, they're not for you, Homer. They're for Lisa.


 * Homer: D'oh!


 * Marge: [sets the plate down on the table] I hope you like it.


 * Homer: So... How about a little music for us? [turns the radio on and 20/20's "Yellow Pills" begins playing] Nah, too rock-y. [switches to another radio station and Eulogies's "This Fine Progression" begins to play as well] Nope, still too rock-y. [switches to another radio station and Smash Mouth's "Can't Get Enough of You Baby" starts to play] Ooh! Smash Mouth! [to Marge] I was once a fan of Smash Mouth, you know. [Marge groans. Her phone rings]


 * Marge: [answers it] Hello?


 * Mr. Burns: [on phone] Mrs. Simpson, [the scene changes to Mr. Burns's office in the Springfield Power Plant where Mr. Burns is talking to Marge on the phone] is your husband going to work yet?


 * Marge: [the scene changes to Marge] Oh! Mr. Burns. [chuckles] Sorry, but we're off on vacation.


 * Mr. Burns: [the scene changes to Mr. Burns. He exclaims in shock] A v-v-vacation?!


 * Marge: That's [the scene changes to Marge] right. A vacation to Hawaii! And you know what a vacation [the scene changes to Mr. Burns] is?


 * Mr. Burns: Well, then what does the term "vacation" mean?


 * Marge: It means [the scene changes to Marge] a long period of leisure, where one is spent away from home or in traveling!


 * Homer: Here, let me have the phone, Marge. [Marge gives him the phone and Homer answers it] Hello? Homer Simpson speaking.


 * Mr. Burns: [on phone] Simpson, you were supposed to go to work today, remember? And you're off on vacation?!


 * Homer: Oh, don't be ridiculous. A vacation is, um... Marge, what was it again? I was deaf for a couple of seconds. [Marge whispers into his ear] It means you are an old loser who takes a vacation up your ass! [laughs. The scene changes to Mr. Burns once more. He hangs up]


 * Mr. Burns: Smithers, I've been shamed! That Homer is supposed to work here today, and he and his family are off on vacation!


 * Smithers: Sir, I have no idea with the term "vacation" is.


 * Mr. Burns: Nonsense, Smithers. You know what Homer is? He's nothing but a fat, lazy, ignorant loser!


 * Smithers: [thinking] I'll just pretend this thing is trying to come between me and Mr. Burns.


 * [the scene changes to the Simpsons house]


 * Lisa: Well, I guess Dad was right. Now that my family is off on vacation, Lisa Simpson gets to do all the things by herself! Hit it, Snowball! [Snowball V turns on the radio with her paw and Berlin's Lost in the Crowd begins playing. Snowball V meows afterwards and jumps off the table]


 * [Bart sneaks up to Homer and slowly takes the sunglasses off Homer's face]


 * Homer: Huh? What the...? Bart! [as Homer tries to grab the glasses out of Bart's hands, Bart pulls them away] Those are my glasses! Give those back!


 * Bart: Don't have a cow, man! [throws the glasses away]


 * Homer: No! [the glasses immerse in the ocean. Bart laughs] Why, you little! [strangles Bart] I'll teach you how to ruin my glasses!


 * Marge: Homer, will you ever stop that?


 * Homer: It was Bart's fault, not mine.


 * Lisa: [scratching her butt while grunting]


 * Brad: Lisa? You're feeling a little itchy today, aren't you?


 * Lisa: Sorry. My underwear itches almost every time.


 * [Lisa starts feeling sick to her stomach]


 * Lisa: [groaning] Oh, ohh, I-I think I'm gonna be sick.


 * Brad: No, no, no, don't throw up on the food or on the floor. In the trash can right there. [Lisa runs up to the trash can and throws up into it]


 * [the credits begin rolling as "Springfield is the Key to Freedom", "I Can Be", "Four of a Kind" and "Moanin' Lisa Blues" play]