Adventure Time: Awakening/Trailer transcripts

(Warner Bros. Pictures, Columbia Pictures, Cartoon Network Studios, and Tencent Pictures logos appear and fade. The scene cuts to Finn who walks to the Ice Kingdom as Jake and Minerva bots roll out a giant ice egg.)
 * North American Teaser Trailer

Finn: Roll it out. All the way.

Flame Princess: Finn, you know you can't do anything purposely.

(The scene cuts to black then fades up to Finn who talks to Flame Princess.)

Finn: I could prove a new arm and that's why you're gonna make a new one from lava.

(The scene cuts to black then fades up to Finn who looks at the tree with a Finn Sword at night.)

Finn: I wish I could marry Flame Princess.

(The scene fades to black then fades back to Finn who looks at a giant ice egg while he wears his new arm made of lava.)

Finn: (Sighs) Come on, you ice, ice lady. Judgment Day. (Finn cracks a giant ice egg a little as it leaks water) What the hell happened to you?

(The scene cuts to black then fades to Finn, Flame Princess and Huntress Wizard who walk to a giant ice egg.)

Finn: Look, it's just iced water! I don't think it's an egg at all. (Turns on the audio as Patience St. Pim talks indistinctly on radio then he gasps) I think we just found Patience St. Pim.

(The scene cuts to black as the text says "From director Michael Bay.")

Narrator: From director Michael Bay.

(The scene cuts to black and fades up to Bandit Princess and her army who ride on their horses.)

Huntress Wizard: Finn!

Bandit Princess: I'm gonna ask you this once. Where is Patience St. Pim?

Finn: You know we got a rule about messing my friends up from the Land of Ooo.

(Bandit Princess thinks then she throws Huntress Wizard to the ground. She and her army aim at Finn and his friends. The scene cuts to black then cuts back to Patience St. Pim who fights Bandit Princess's army. The scene cuts to black as text says "Next spring" then fades up to a new kingdom called Villain Kingdom.)

Narrator: Next spring.

Bandit Princess: The new era has begun. And the age of the mutants is over.

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess's army who beat up Flint then cuts to black as text says "When one adventure ends..." then fades to Fionna and her friends. The scene cuts to Dr. Gross who talks to Finn and Flame Princess.)

Narrator: When one adventure ends...

Dr. Gross: Don't you get it? She doesn't love you anymore.

(The scene cuts to black and text as it says "...another one begins" then cuts to Dr. Gross's rocket.)

Narrator: ...another one begins.

(The song plays "Axios" by Nathan Lanier as the scene cuts to black then fades up to Goblin Kingdom on fire as Simon Abadeer appears from the smoke and loads his RPG then fires at the building. The rocket explodes as the building falls down. The scene cuts to Shermy, Beth and Fern who ride on Martin's ship as Martin Mertens flies to Finn and Minerva then cuts to an aircraft chase as Shermy uses the gun turret on Finn's new aircraft then cuts to Finn who confronts Ash.)

Finn: You should've never came after my family.

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess's ship as the mechanical tentacles shoot lasers then cuts to Flame Princess and Patience St. Pim who are captured by two mechanical tentacles.)

Flame Princess: Finn!

(The scene cuts to Finn, Huntress Wizard, Cinnamon Bun and Flame Princess who run from an explosion while Cinnamon Bun carries Bun Bun then cuts to Martin who uses a jetpack while he shoots two enemy planes with his two M16 rifles then cuts to Finn and Dr. Gross who look at Bandit Princess's ship.)

Dr. Gross: Oh, my God!

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess who chases after Finn then cuts to black.)

Finn: (Voiceover) We need new recruits.

(The scene cuts to the characters from Team Fortress 2 who charge at Finn then cuts to black and cuts back to Finn who lets out his battle cry then he knocks them out in one blow. The scene cuts to black then the title appears and it reads "Adventure Time: Awakening" then cuts to text as it says "April 3rd, 2020. Experience it in RealD 3D, IMAX 3D and Dolby Cinema" then the song and trailer end.) (Columbia Pictures, Warner Bros. Pictures, Cartoon Network Studios, and Tencent Pictures logos appear. The scene cuts to Finn who walks to the Ice Kingdom as Jake and Minerva bots roll out a giant ice egg.)
 * International Teaser Trailer

Finn: Roll it out. All the way.

Flame Princess: Finn, you know you can't do anything purposely.

(The scene cuts to black then fades up to Finn who talks to Flame Princess.)

Finn: I could prove a new arm and that's why you're gonna make a new one from lava.

(The scene cuts to black then fades up to Finn who looks at the tree with the Finn Sword at night.)

Finn: Best thing that ever happened, Fern.

(The scene fades to black then fades back to Finn who wears a new arm made of lava while he looks at a giant ice egg.)

Finn: (Sighs) Come on, you ice, ice lady. Judgment Day. (Finn cracks a giant ice egg a little as it leaks water) What the hell happened to you?

(The scene cuts to black then fades to Finn, Flame Princess and Huntress Wizard who walk to a giant ice egg.)

Finn: Look, it's just iced water! I don't think it's an egg at all. (Turns on the radio as Patience St. Pim talks indistinctly on radio then he gasps) I think we just found Patience St. Pim.

(The scene cuts to black as the text says "From director Michael Bay.")

Narrator: From director Michael Bay.

(The scene cuts to black and fades up to Bandit Princess and her new army who ride on their horses.)

Huntress Wizard: Finn!

Bandit Princess: I'm gonna ask you this once. Where is Patience St. Pim?

Finn: You know we got a rule about messing my friends up from the Land of Ooo.

(Bandit Princess thinks then she throws Huntress Wizard to the ground. She and her army aim at Finn and his friends The scene cuts to black then cuts back to Patience St. Pim who fights Bandit Princess's army. The scene cuts to black as text says "Next spring" then fades up to a new kingdom called Villain Kingdom.)

Narrator: Next spring.

Bandit Princess: The new era has begun. And the age of the mutants is over.

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess's army who beat up Flint then cuts to black as text says "When one adventure ends..." then fades to Fionna and her friends. The scene cuts to Dr. Gross who talks to Finn and Flame Princess.)

Narrator: When one adventure ends...

Dr. Gross: Don't you get it? She doesn't love you anymore.

(The scene cuts to black as it says "...another one begins" then cuts to Dr. Gross's rocket.)

Narrator: Another one begins.

(The song plays "Axios" by Nathan Lanier as the scene cuts to black then fades up to Goblin Kingdom on fire as Simon Abadeer appears from the smoke and loads his RPG then fires at the building. The rocket explodes as the building falls down. The scene cuts to Shermy, Beth and Fern who rides on Martin's ship as Martin Mertens flies to Finn and Minerva then cuts to an aircraft chase as Shermy uses the turret gun on Finn's new aircraft then cuts to Finn who confronts Ash.)

Finn: You should've never came after my family.

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess's ship as the mechanical tentacles shoot lasers then cuts to Flame Princess and Patience St. Pim who are captured by two mechanical tentacles.)

Flame Princess: Finn!

(The scene cuts to Finn, Flame Princess, Huntress Wizard and Cinnamon Bun who run from an explosion while Cinnamon Bun carries Bun Bun then cuts to Martin who uses a jetpack while he shoots two enemy planes with his two M16 rifles then cuts to Finn and Dr. Gross who look at Bandit Princess's ship.)

Dr. Gross: Oh, my God!

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess who chases after Finn then cuts to black.)

Finn: (Voiceover) We need new recruits.

(The scene cuts to the characters from Team Fortress 2 who charge at Finn then cuts to black and cuts back to Finn who lets out his battle cry then he knocks them out in one blow. The scene cuts to black then the title appears and it reads "Adventure Time: Awakening" then cuts to text as it says "Coming soon. Experience it in IMAX 3D, 2D and Digital 3D" then the song and trailer end.) (The scene fades up to Dr. Gross and Tiffany Oiler in the Badlands then fades up to black and to the dungeon in Dr. Gross's rocket where they captured Flint then cuts to Dr. Gross who looks at the new latest weapon, The Super Extermination.)
 * North American Theatrical Trailer

Bandit Princess: The Super Extermination, this is the most powerful, newest, and latest weapon in the Land of Ooo.

Dr. Gross: So that's what the gun's made of.

(Warner Bros. Pictures, Columbia Pictures, Cartoon Network Studios, and Tencent Pictures logos appear then the screen fades to black and to Jake who rolls out an ice egg to Finn's new house with Minerva bots then the scene cuts to Finn, Jake, and Minerva.)

Finn: Roll it out. All the way.

Flame Princess: Finn, you know you can't do anything purposely.

Finn: You guys have never seen anything like this. I don't think it's an egg at all. (Gasps) I think we just found Patience St. Pim.

(The scene cuts to black then fades up to Bandit Princess and her army and then cuts to Huntress Wizard.)

Huntress Wizard: Finn!

Bandit Princess: I'm gonna ask you this once. Where is Patience St. Pim?

(The scene cuts to black then cuts back to Patience St. Pim who fights Bandit Princess's army. The scene cuts to black to Finn who gathers with Patience St. Pim, Minerva, Jake, and Huntress Wizard while the song "None Shall Live" by Two Steps from Hell plays.)

Patience St. Pim: After all we've done, Bandit Princess is hunting us. But I fear we've all been targets now.

(The scene fades up to Simon Abadeer who walks out of the smoke after destroying Goblin Kingdom then walks to Patience St. Pim in the tower.)

Patience St. Pim: Who sent you here?

(Simon fires the rocket launcher at the tower as the rocket explodes then the tower falls down and then Patience St. Pim flies. The scene cuts to black screen and blue light text as it says "From the director of Transformers." The scene cuts to the arena as Cinnamon Bun makes a speech.)

Cinnamon Bun: Finn Mertens has come to Fire Kingdom to challenge me for Flame Princess!

(Finn and Cinnamon Bun's swords clash each other.)

Finn: I call it an ass-kicking.

(A sonic boom is heard and the song stops as the crowd gasps, becomes silent then cheers as the song resumes. The scene cuts to black screen and blue light text as it says "And the writers of Star Trek." The scene cuts to Shermy and Beth who talk to Finn and Jake.)

Shermy: I'm Shermy and she's Beth.

Finn: I've never seen one like you before. Almost human.

Shermy: I am human.

(The scene cuts to Finn and Dr. Gross who ride on a jet bike.)

Dr. Gross: Oh, my God!

(The scene cuts to Finn's army who fights Dr. Gross's army then cuts to Finn who talks to Patience St. Pim.)

Patience St. Pim: How many more of my kind must be sacrificed?

(The scene cuts to Flint who runs away from the Mutant Exterminators then cuts to Shermy who uses the turret on the plane and then cuts to Bandit Princess.)

Bandit Princess: The war is coming to Land of Ooo. And I'm bringing Mutant Exterminators with me.

(The scene cuts to Finn who duels Mutant Exterminators with Simon Abadeer then cuts to Flame Princess who talks to Fionna.)

Flame Princess: I'm not leaving my boyfriend.

(The scene cuts to action scenes then cuts to black and the song ends.)

Finn: We need new recruits.

(The scene cuts to BLU Team from Team Fortress 2 as they follow Finn who fights Bandit Princess robots then the scene cuts to black and the title as it says "Adventure Time: Awakening" then cuts to text and it reads "April 3rd. Experience it in RealD 3D, IMAX 3D, Dolby Cinema" and then the trailer ends.) (The scene fades up to Dr. Gross and Tiffany Oiler in the Badlands then fades up to black and to the dungeon in Dr. Gross's rocket where they captured Flint then cuts to Dr. Gross who looks at the new latest weapon, The Super Extermination.)
 * International Theatrical Trailer

Bandit Princess: The Super Extermination, this is the most powerful, newest, and latest weapon in the Land of Ooo.

Dr. Gross: So that's what the gun's made of.

(Columbia Pictures, Warner Bros. Pictures, Cartoon Network Studios, and Tencent Pictures logos appear then the screen fades to black and to Jake who rolls out an ice egg to Finn's new house with Minerva bots then the scene cuts to Finn, Jake, and Minerva.)

Finn: Roll it out. All the way.

Flame Princess: Finn, you know you can't do anything purposely.

Finn: You guys have never seen anything like this. I don't think it's an egg at all. (Gasps) I think we just found Patience St. Pim.

(The scene cuts to black then fades up to Bandit Princess and her army and then cuts to Huntress Wizard.)

Huntress Wizard: Finn!

Bandit Princess: I'm gonna ask you this once. Where is Patience St. Pim?

(The scene cuts to black then cuts back to Patience St. Pim who fights Bandit Princess's army. The scene cuts to black to Finn who gathers with Patience St. Pim, Minerva, Jake, and Huntress Wizard while the song "None Shall Live" by Two Steps from Hell plays.)

Patience St. Pim: After all we've done, Bandit Princess is hunting us. But I fear we've all been targets now.

(The scene fades up to Simon Abadeer who walks out of the smoke after destroying Goblin Kingdom then walks to Patience St. Pim in the tower.)

Patience St. Pim: Who sent you here?

(Simon fires the rocket launcher at the tower as the rocket explodes then the tower falls down and then Patience St. Pim flies. The scene cuts to black screen and blue light text as it says "From director Michael Bay." The scene cuts to the arena as Cinnamon Bun makes a speech.)

Cinnamon Bun: Finn Mertens has come to Fire Kingdom to challenge me for Flame Princess!

(Finn and Cinnamon Bun's swords clash each other.)

Finn: I call it an ass-kicking.

(A sonic boom is heard and the song stops as the crowd gasps, becomes silent then cheers as the song resumes. The scene cuts to black screen and blue light text as it says "And writers Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman." The scene cuts to Shermy and Beth who talk to Finn and Jake.)

Shermy: I'm Shermy and she's Beth.

Finn: I've never seen one like you before. Almost human.

Shermy: I am human.

(The scene cuts to Finn and Dr. Gross who ride on a jet bike.)

Dr. Gross: Oh, my God!

(The scene cuts to Finn's army who fights Dr. Gross's army then cuts to Finn who talks to Patience St. Pim.)

Patience St. Pim: How many more of my kind must be sacrificed?

(The scene cuts to Flint who runs away from the Mutant Exterminators then cuts to Shermy who uses the turret on the plane and then cuts to Bandit Princess.)

Bandit Princess: The war is coming to Land of Ooo. And I'm bringing Mutant Exterminators with me.

(The scene cuts to Finn who duels Mutant Exterminators with Simon Abadeer then cuts to Flame Princess who talks to Fionna.)

Flame Princess: I'm not leaving my boyfriend.

(The scene cuts to action scenes then cuts to black and the song ends.)

Finn: We need new recruits.

(The scene cuts to BLU Team from Team Fortress 2 as they follow Finn who fights Bandit Princess's ice soldiers then the scene cuts to black and the title as it says "Adventure Time: Awakening" then cuts to text and it reads "Coming soon in 3D and 2D" and then the trailer ends.) (The scene opens with Patience St. Pim who wakes up and she sees Finn pointing his gun at her along with Shermy.)
 *  North American Trailer 2

Finn: Talk. Talk fast.

(Patience St. Pim wakes up quickly, disarms Finn and pushes him against the wall.)

Patience St. Pim: You first.

(The scene cuts to black as Warner Bros. Pictures, Columbia Pictures, Cartoon Network Studios and Tencent Pictures logo appear and fade. The scene fades up to Shermy who looks at Finn's arm while the song plays "Heart of Courage" by Two Steps from Hell.)

Shermy: I'm Shermy and she's Beth.

Finn: Four years ago, the Gum War was a totally complete success. And now Shermy found my arm after he and Beth went back in time. So you'll tell me what the hell's going on.

Patience St. Pim: All right. After all we've done, Bandit Princess is hunting us. But I fear we've all been targets now.

(The scene cuts to Dr. Gross's army as they cheer for her and her servants. The scene cuts to black and text where it says "From director Michael Bay." The scene cuts to Simon Abadeer who arrives in the Land of Ooo from the future as he turns his head back and forth then cuts to Shermy and Patience St. Pim. The scene cuts to Patience St. Pim who jogs with Shermy and Beth.)

Patience St. Pim: I know you're scared, but now I'm right here to protect you.

(The scene cuts to Patience St. Pim who fights Simon Abadeer then cuts to Shermy and Beth who turn their heads back and forth.)

Finn: I've never seen one like you before. Almost human.

Shermy: I am human. Half-human, half-cat.

(The scene cuts to Shermy who seems sedated at the hospital in Candy Kingdom as he wakes up then he escapes. The scene cuts to black and the song stops then the scene cuts back to Finn, Jake, Shermy, Beth, and Patience St. Pim who look at the Fire Kingdom while the song resumes.)

Patience St. Pim: Do you even know what happens to her?

Finn: Because I love Flame Princess.

(The scene cuts to Cinnamon Bun and Bun Bun who open the door as Finn points his shotgun at Cinnamon Bun and Bun Bun.)

Patience St. Pim: Finn! (She stops Finn as he shoots the gun in the air and they both pand as the song ends.)

Cinnamon Bun: I can see you're very upset.

(The scene cuts to Cinnamon Bun who makes a speech at the arena and the song plays "Children of the Sun (feat. Merethe Soltvedt)" by Thomas Bergersen.)

Cinnamon Bun: Finn Mertens has come to our kingdom to challenge me for Flame Princess!

(The scene cuts to black and text where it says "And writers Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman." The scene cuts back to Finn who uses the Type 97 sniper rifle then cuts to Beth who talks to Flame Princess.)

Beth: Nobody else is gonna die because of us!

(The scene cuts to a destroyed city as Finn's army fight Bandit Princess's army then cuts to Patience St. Pim who talks to Finn at the Ice Kingdom.)

Patience St. Pim: If you want Flame Princess, you'll have to be the rightful king.

(The scene cuts to Simon Abadeer who talks to Marceline and Princess Bubblegum.)

Princess Bubblegum: I knew you'd come for us, son.

Simon Abadeer: Of course I came for you, mother. (Chuckles)

Marceline, Hunson and Marion Abadeer: Welcome home, Simon. (The song stops)

Simon Abadeer: Grandmother. Grandfather.

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess who goes around slicing Banana Guards with her sword then cuts to Finn who fights Bandit Princess as he punches her three times. The song resumes as the scene cuts to the Goblin Kingdom as Simon shoots the tower down with her rocket launcher then cuts to Finn who talks to Flame Princess.)

Finn: When I find out who's behind this, I'm changing the past.

Flame Princess: I understand.

(The scene cuts to Finn who fights Sir Slicer in Dr. Gross's rocket then cuts to the examination room as Finn fights Dr. Gross then he throws her to the ground. Finn punches Bandit Princess in the face two times then she spits her tooth out. The scene cuts to black and title as it says "Adventure Time: Awakening" then the text says "a Michael Bay film." The scene cuts to Finn who wears his fire knight armor as he uses the sword and the shield.)

Minerva Campbell: The one true king.

(The scene cuts to black and text as it says "In theatres April 3rd. Experience it in RealD 3D, IMAX 3D, Dolby Cinema, and 4DX" then the song and trailer end.)

(The scene opens with Patience St. Pim who wakes up and she sees Finn pointing his gun at her along with Shermy.)
 * International Trailer 2

Finn: Talk. Talk fast.

(Patience St. Pim wakes up quickly, disarms Finn and pushes him against the wall.)

Patience St. Pim: You first.

(The scene cuts to black as Columbia Pictures, Warner Bros. Pictures, Cartoon Network Studios and Tencent Pictures logo appear and fade. The scene fades up to Shermy who looks at Finn's arm while the song plays "Heart of Courage" by Two Steps from Hell.)

Shermy: I'm Shermy and she's Beth.

Finn: Four years ago, the Gum War was a totally complete success. And now Shermy found my arm after he and Beth went back in time. So you'll tell me what the hell's going on.

Patience St. Pim: All right. Bandit Princess is hunting us... but I fear we've all been targets now.

(The scene cuts to Dr. Gross's army as they cheer for her and her servants. The scene cuts to black and text where it says "From director Michael Bay." The scene cuts to Simon Abadeer who arrives in the Land of Ooo from the future as he turns his head back and forth then cuts to Shermy and Patience St. Pim. The scene cuts to Patience St. Pim who jogs with Shermy and Beth.)

Patience St. Pim: I know you're scared, but now I'm right here to protect you.

(The scene cuts to Patience St. Pim who fights Simon Abadeer then cuts to Shermy and Beth who turn their heads back and forth.)

Finn: I've never seen one like you before. Almost human.

Shermy: I am human. Half-human, half-cat.

(The scene cuts to Shermy who seems sedated at the hospital in Candy Kingdom as he wakes up then he escapes. The scene cuts to black and the song stops then the scene cuts back to Finn, Jake, Shermy, Beth, and Patience St. Pim who look at the Fire Kingdom while the song resumes.)

Patience St. Pim: Do you even know what happens to her?

Finn: Because I love Flame Princess.

(The scene cuts to Cinnamon Bun and Flame Princess who open the door as Finn points his shotgun at Cinnamon Bun.)

Patience St. Pim: Finn! (She stops Finn as he shoots the gun in the air and they both pand as the song ends.)

Cinnamon Bun: I can see you're very upset.

(The scene cuts to Cinnamon Bun who makes a speech at the arena and the song plays "Children of the Sun (feat. Merethe Soltvedt)" by Thomas Bergersen.)

Cinnamon Bun: Finn Mertens has come to our kingdom to challenge me for Flame Princess!

(The scene cuts to black and text where it says "And writers Roberto Orci and Alex Kurtzman." The scene cuts back to Finn who uses the Type 97 sniper rifle then cuts to Beth who talks to Flame Princess.)

Beth: Nobody else is gonna die because of us!

(The scene cuts to a destroyed city as Finn's army fight Bandit Princess's army then cuts to Patience St. Pim who talks to Finn at the Ice Kingdom.)

Patience St. Pim: If you want Flame Princess, you'll have to be the rightful king.

(The scene cuts to Simon Abadeer who talks to Marceline and Princess Bubblegum.)

Princess Bubblegum: I knew you'd come for us, son.

Simon Abadeer: Of course I came for you, mother. (Chuckles)

Marceline, Hunson and Marion Abadeer: Welcome home, Simon. (The song stops)

Simon Abadeer: Grandmother. Grandfather.

(The scene cuts to Bandit Princess who goes around slicing Banana Guards with her sword then cuts to Finn who fights Bandit Princess as he punches her three times. The song resumes as the scene cuts to the Goblin Kingdom as Simon shoots the tower down with her rocket launcher then cuts to Finn who talks to Flame Princess.)

Finn: When I find out who's behind this, I'm changing the past.

Flame Princess: I understand.

(The scene cuts to Finn who fights Sir Slicer in Dr. Gross's rocket then cuts to the examination room as Finn fights Dr. Gross then he throws her to the ground. Finn punches Bandit Princess in the face two times then she spits her tooth out. The scene cuts to black and title as it says "Adventure Time: Awakening" then the text says "a Michael Bay film." The scene cuts to Finn who wears his fire knight armor as he uses the sword and the shield.)

Minerva Campbell: The one true king.

(The scene cuts to black and text as it says "Coming soon in digital 3D and 2D" and then the trailer and song ends.)