Roblox/Transcript

This is the transcript for a 2026 American 3D computer-animated science fiction action-adventure comedy-drama film Roblox.

Part 0: Prologue
(It fades into a view of humans going inside Roblox as rthro avatars using VR headsets, when Jake interrupts, tearing the screen open.)

Jake: No! No no NO!!! I-I-Is this someone's idea of a joke? No? It's stupid either way, who asked for a bad adaptation of our platform? We've already had the 1993 Super Mario Bros., Street Fighter, Final Fantasy: The Spirits Within and Ratchet & Clank, and now they're asking for more? This is pathetic! Those Universal executives must be dense.

(It zooms out, showing the gang watching the test footage, with disappoinment.)

Melvin: Truly dense, I'd say.

Chad: This is an outrage! Doesn't Hollywood know that taking what were originally video game characters and make them look realistic or video game movies makes it worse by comparison?!

Laith: I say we protest!

(The rest of the gang mutter and argue about it.)

Jake: Guys! We can sort this out. Hello? Guys! (whistles, but they continue) Shut your dafty mouths, laddies! (they stop talking) Guys, we'll handle this.

Jesse: In what way, Jake? In what?

Jake: We could always, just... you know... talk to them, Jesse. Talk to the Universal and Roblox laddies and get this abomination fixed up!

Sean: That seems about right.

Jake: To the Universal studio! Let's move out!

Chad: One small problem, your leadership. How are we supposed to get there?

Melvin: Something like this. (opens a portal to the real world) Come on, let's go!

(The gang ran towards the portal and arrives to the real world. They all walk across the Universal studio, with the Mario Bros., Bowser, Donkey Kong, Sonic, Doctor Eggman, Crash Bandicoot, Link, Zelda, Ganondorf, Master Chief, Q*bert, Ryu, Ken, Pac-Man, the Ghosts, Lara Croft, Solid Snake, the Flock, Steve, Alex, Kirby, Meta Knight, King Dedede, and many other video game characters protesting Universal and Roblox, and rooting for the gang.)

Mario: Are you-a kidding me, Universal?! A live action adaptation of the gang's plat-a-form?! Why that-a screwy Hollywood doesn't know what-a they're talkin' about! Why that-a big bunch'a jerks!

Luigi: I may get-a fired for this, but I don't-a care! A live-action adaptation of a platform when it's-a done wrong is-a despicable!!

Sonic: I'm not gonna go fast this time.

Pac-Man: Waka waka!

Steve: Me too, man! I told Jason Momoa if he dares to, like, goofs on me in my film, I'm coming after him!

Red: Should we make a solemn vow to never make a deal with Hollywood to make a live-action adaptation of our game, guys?

Chuck and Bomb: Agreed!

Phoenix Wright: Aren't these cute, BUT THEY'RE WRONG!!!

(At the Universal studio, we see a globe.)

Kirby: (looks down and see the gang going to the Universal studio) Hi!

(The gang sees him.)

Jake: Oh, hey, Kirby. You good?

(Kirby were curious about what they're doing.)

Chad: In case you're wondering.... (holds out a lawsuit) WE'RE SUING UNIVERSAL AND ROBLOX FOR MAKING A BAD ADAPTATION OF OUR PLATFORM!! Worse, they're trying to cash-in on the metaverse industry since 2021!

Kirby: Mm? (grabs the lawsuit) Huh... (turns around to Meta Knight and King Dedede, and shows them the lawsuit)

Meta Knight: Oh, dear.

King Dedede: Well, that stinks.

Sean: Mm-hm

(The rest of the gang walk into the studio's headquarters, as they follow the video game characters until they came across a guard guarding it.)

Mario: Hey.

Guard: Hey.... (chuckles) ...what's up?

Jake: (comes up to a guard) We'll tell you what's up!

Melvin: Your studio has made a bad adaptation of our platform!

Chad: And we're gonna put a stop to it! That way we won't suffer the way the 1993 Super Mario Bros. did.

Sonic: Don't forget me! Then again, at least my movie was pretty decent, for the most part, and I had a pretty solid sequel last year.

Guard: (laughs mockingly) Really, guys? Come on, those films were financially great!

Sean: Yeah, they did make a lot of money and some of them can be pretty good to some fans, despite not getting the source material to look right, but they ranged from critically mixed to critically panned! So out of our way, please.

Guard: I won't let you, robloxians! (tries to run to them, but slips on the floor, and lands his head in a bucket of water) Aw, shucks, I forgot we just mopped.

Laith: Poor oblivious knight. Anyway!

[The gang dart into the Universal studio. They then get to Lord Farquaad and the Universal's office, and knocks the door.]

Lord Farquaad: (off screen) What?

(They kick the door open, looking angry.)

Sean: WE'D LIKE TO HAVE A WORD WITH YOU, FARQUAAD!

Lord Farquaad: How rude. What could you possibly want?!

Melvin: Our leadership could tell you!

Jake: We heard you're adapting our platform into a live-action movie! Listen, Farquaad! We'd like to have our movie to be fully animated! In fact, we don't just want it...

Jake, Chad and Sean: We demand it!

Melvin: What they said!

Lord Farquaad: (laughs sarcastically) You're about as convincing as Joe Dante..., so the answer is no.

Jake: Yes!

Lord Farquaad: No! Look, you robloxians. Animated video game adaptations are old hat now. We're in the 21st century for crying out loud! We have more competition now, thanks to Illumination. Certainly more than what they did with their other stuff.

Chad: Listen, we understand that Roblox is the closest thing to the OASIS from Ready Player One. But can you please give what the audience and the fans want?

Jake: And not have any toilet humor like what most Illumination films do!

Lord Farquaad: I severely refuse! Look, the point is, this trend of both the metaverse and live-action adaptations of video games are financially successful, fans of the source material can say what they will about them, and animated adaptations based on video games are a thing of the past, and so are you!

(Sean holds Lord Farquaad and point at him with a sword)

Laith: We'll let Sean do the honors!

Sean: So, what do you say? Do you give in?

Lord Farquaad: No!

(Sean points it further to his face.)

Sean: Oh, I see you're thirsty for more!

Lord Farquaad: Yes!!!

Sean: Last chance.

Lord Farquaad: IT'S NOT HAPPENING YOU-

(Sean violently attacks Lord Farquaad off-screen with everyone being shocked as Chad covers Omar's eyes. He backs off after he's done but still threatens if Farquaad still asks for more.)

Sean: You had enough?

Lord Farquaad: (petrified) OKAY, FINE!!!

Sean: Alright! We did it, guys!

Chad: Thanks, Farquaad!

Jake: Glad we have this agreement, Farquaad! Just don't have our movie be directed by Tony Leondis, Farquaad. As we all video game characters know, Tony Leondis is the cinematic equivalent of child syphilis and the human incarnation of the phrase, "No refunds".

(The video game characters are cheering for the gang when they succeeded, then the gang got out of the studio.)

Mario: "Animated video game adaptations are old-a hat-a now!" (laughs mockingly) What a load of phooey.

Jake: We succeeded, folks. Now see ya in three years.

(Three years later, we see Jake, the gang, and every video game character gathering for the first screening of their first movie, as we cut to Mario and Luigi noticing every video game character is in line to see it.)

Mario: (as he and Luigi walk past Wario, Walugi, Peach, and Bowser) Do you think-a all-a video game characters will-a show up, Luigi?

Luigi: (sees around the theater) Eh... Not-a all of them, Mario.

(We cut to the interior in a live-action theater, and Jake sees every single video game character chatting with one another, as a reference to The Muppet Movie.)

Jake: Greetings, everybody, and welcome to the first screening of Roblox. But before we begin, I'd like to thank everyone who contributed to this film, starting with the little people, from the animators, to the cameos, to special effects, to the costume designers, to the prop makers, and to the one and only Universal Pictures, Illumination, Roblox Corporation, Lord Miller Productions, and Perfect World Pictures! So enough talking, cause the film's about to start! Got your popcorn ready?

Mario, Luigi, Sonic, and the Ghosts: Buttered!

Chad: Nachos?

The Flock, Steve, Alex, Zelda, Meta Knight, and King Dedede: Cheesed!

Melvin: Root beers with red licorice straws?

Bowser, Doctor Eggman, Ganondorf, Master Chief, Ryu, Ken, Lara Croft, and Solid Snake: Right here!

Laith: Any other confessions you brought with you? (sees that some video game characters got more confessions than the others)

Jake: Good, now everybody, get to your seats. Roll the film!

(We see a screen view of the movie theater with several video game characters in their seats as we slowly pull forward. Then after the gang get into their seats while the film is about to start as the theater slowly darkens, ending the prologue.)

Part 1: The beginning of time
(On a black starry background, as the sun shines on the planet, the camera pans backwards across Europe and Africa. Then "UNIVERSAL" in white with golden bordering, (written in Sans Serif) rises upward as the sun pans down, and light glows on the continents. Then the screen eases back to its familiar position. The continents glow as the globe revolves showing the Americas. The sun shines, leaving a glow behind the Earth. Then the byline, "A COMCAST COMPANY" fades in underneath. The "UNIVERSAL" name shines before fading out.)

(On a dark background with a reflective floor, we see large stacked text reading "ILLUMINATION" (written in Futura Condensed). Chad is fighting with an avatar with swords. When an avatar slashed Chad's sword away, Chad holds an avatar and throws him off-screen which causes a loud crash. Chad tells an avatar "You just got wrecked... by ME!". Then he chuckles and winks at the screen.)

(The screen fades in with a camera going around the solar system, with both texts fading in and out, "Universal Pictures and Roblox Corporation presents" and "a Chris Meledandri / David Baszucki / Phil Lord / Christopher Miller production".)

Narrator: Hello there! I am a narrator of the story that I'm about to tell you. But first, we need to leave the solar system, because the sun is BURNING me.

(The screen then goes past the solar system and zooms in to somewhere very far away. It shows a universe that is a part of the multiverse, which is shaped like a tesseract.)

Narrator: That's better. Anyways, this... is a universe called Roblox. It was created after the dinosaurs went extinct. It is old but it has a very fascinating history. It used to be called DynaBlocks, but was later changed for a reason you'll know soon. Well, nobody even know why in that place. There is also a teenager who stopped a former god from taking over the universe! It might sound crazy, but let me explain! So let's go back to the beginning of this universe for some context!

(The screen fades into a very old paper drawing of the three gods, Builderman, Roblox, and Ellernate.)

Narrator: The big three gods. Builderman, Roblox, and Ellernate were friends, as they control the DynaBlocks universe together. There were also other gods, like John Doe, and others, but they weren't as notable as the big three. But then one day, Builderman and Roblox thought that the universe was lonely, so they added 2 planets. One was orange, and the other one was... ugh, dark red. And they also added a sun and a moon, and then they created... dynablocksians. However, Ellernate got jealous of the new dynablocksians because they were getting more love and attention, as they were made from blocks, and Ellernate was made from fire. So he kept saying to them:

(The screen transitions from 2D storybook illustrations to 3D computer-animated.)

Ellernate: FIRE IS BETTER THAN BLOCKS!

Builderman: Well, if you don't like our creations, then you should just get out of here!

Ellernate: Very well then.

(Ellernate uses his powers to attack Builderman and Roblox. They both fight back to defend themselves. But somehow, Roblox gets overpowered by Ellernate to the point where he gets defeated as Ellernate were just about to finish him off.)

Ellernate: (prepares to use his powers to kill Roblox) No more Mr. Nice God!

Roblox: BUILDERMAN! HELP MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE... bleh. (dies)

Builderman: (gasps) ''YOU CAN RANT ALL YOU WANT ABOUT THE UNIVERSE, BUT YOU CAN'T KILL OUR CREATOR! YOU KNOW WHAT? THAT'S IT, I'LL BE SENDING YOU TO A PLANET!''

Ellernate: Haha very funny, I will destroy all of your stupid "dynablocksians"!

Builderman: Oh no you won't, you'll be going to the other one. (Sends Ellernate with a tractor beam all the way down to the dark red planet)

Ellernate: Ah, great. ''I SWEAR, ONE DAY, I WILL ATTACK THAT STUPID ORANGE PLANET AND THE ENTIRE UNIVERSE! THAT MEANS YOU AS WELL, BUILDERMAN! You... will... SEE!!!!!'' (Screams as he gets pulled by the dark red's gravity)

Builderman: Eh, whatever you say.

Narrator: So then Builderman built a grave for Roblox and all the gods came to his funeral.

Builderman: He was our creator, and now he got killed by a former god.

Dynablocksian #1: Really, who?

Builderman: Ellernate.

(Everyone gasps.)

Dynablocksian #2: Poor guy! What are we gonna do now?

Builderman: Unfortunately, there is nothing we can do... but! (points finger up) Maybe there will be a hero who can stop Ellernate because he said he will kill every DynaBlocksian and take over the entire universe! And we can't let him do that!

John Doe: Why couldn't you take his powers?

Builderman: He was too powerful!

Dynablocksian​ #2: Where is he right now?

​Builderman​: Thankfully he's not in the orange planet, that would suck a lot!

Dynablocksian​ #1: So that means he's in the dark red planet!

Dynablocksian #2: Okay, I am getting tired of calling these planets by their colors, how about we call that orange planet, Planet Builder, and the dark red one, Planet Planet. And I think we should rename the universe to Roblox... in memory of his death.

Builderman​: I approve those names!

John Doe​: So dynablocksians are now called robloxians, right?

(Everyone gets nervous.)

John Doe​: I love it!

​Everyone​: Phew!

Builderman​: I have an idea! (creates a baby, gives him a special power inside, and creates a prophecy) One day, there will be a citizen who'll become a strong man. He will face bad people, he may get bullied a lot, but he will be so strong that he could be powerful enough to stop Ellernate.

Robloxian​ #1: That's a great idea!

Robloxian​ #2: ​He is so cute that I could just die!

​Builderman​: I'll send him to his parents, and I think I know what name he will be....

John Doe​: What?

Builderman: ​Jake.

(We cut to a black screen where we see what it appears to be a Roblox logo, with lights showing the logo. The camera zooms in towards a titled "o" which shows a space background.)

Part 2: The start of an adventure
(In a space background, a text fades in that says "15 years later..." in Gotham font. The camera pans downwards and stops by Planet Builder, it slowly zooms in towards the planet. The camera zooms closer to Planet Builder and even closer to a city. Then, we cut to a montage around it.)

Narrator: This is a city called Robloxia, home to many robloxians. In fact, it has a population 8,008,093. Shocking, isn't it? Anyways, one of the citizens named Jake, he always gets into fights and stuff, and he's always lonely. All he wanted is to make some friends.

(After the scenery montage, we fade into Jake's house as the camera pans in to reveal Jake sleeping. The alarm clock beeps as Jake slowly opens his eyes and yawns. He goes downstairs to eat some breakfast and went outside.)

Jake's Mom: Bye, Jakkie!

Jake: Bye, mother! Bye, father!

Jake's Dad: Bye!

(The school bus stops by his house as Jake goes inside to take a seat.)

School Bus Driver: Hello, Jake.

Jake: Hello, bus guy.

Girl #1: Oh look, it's the loser!

(Everyone except the school bus driver laughs at Jake as he feels sad and lonely.)

Boy #1: What a loser he is!

School Bus Driver: ''Everyone, be quiet! Jake doesn't like it when he gets bullied!''

(Jake then sits at the very back as the school bus leaves. It shows Jake looking at the window outside. The bus then stops at Robloxia High School as everyone gets off. Then, we cut to Jake entering inside.)

Student: Look! It's the loser!

(Everyone at school laughs at Jake as he gets stressed out.)

Jake: Ugh! (walks to Mr. Block's classroom)

(The school bell rings.)

Mrs. Block: Hello, class! Today, we'll be learning about how to create a realm. So everyone, get your books out from your desk and go to page #127.

(The students gets their books out from their desk and go to page #127.)

Mrs. Block: I want you guys to read the page and it will tell you all the lessons about creating a realm. (clears her throat) No. 1: You have to use certain imagination, No. 2: Think what you're gonna do with your realm, and No. 3: Add special features to your realm.

Jake: (raises his hand)

Mrs. Block: Yes, Jake?

Jake: Are the realms part of the planet or were they just games that only appear in computers?

Girl #2: Of course they were just games! They only appear in computers, they don't just come to life, idiot! Listen, here. Your mom doesn't love you, your dad left you, your grandma doesn't love you, and you're gonna grow up to be Adam Sandler!

Boy #2: BURN!

(Jake feels sad as he continues learning about creating realms.)

Part 3: Help is better if you explain
Coming soon...