Pete the Cat: Kitten on the Run (2030 film)/Transcript

Chapter 7: El Diablo

 * [They went inside the saloon but without any people in it]
 * Emma: Huh.
 * [They heard a noise and it was a piano playing by itself]
 * Emma: Oh, cool. One of those old player pianos.
 * [It then plays by some zombie and laughs]
 * Pete: Or one of those old piano players.
 * [It now has many zombies enjoying the saloon with laughing heard with both looking scared]
 * Pete and Emma: Scary people!
 * Sage: Flesh-eating cowboy pirate zombies, to be precise.
 * Pete: Flesh-eating cowboy pirate zombies?!
 * Sage: This is your challenge. Free these zombies from their earthly binds and release their souls.
 * Emma: If this weren't a dream, I'd be freaking out right now!
 * Pete: Oh, yeah! [giggles] We are in a dream. La, la-la, la-la, la, la. Okay everyone! We're here to release your imprisoned souls.
 * [A thunder is heard coming inside the saloon]
 * Pete: What was that?!
 * Sage: Ah, El Diablo the Wicked approaches.
 * [It then cuts to where El Diablo is about to come with his horse cart with men singing]
 * ♪ El Diablo, El Diablo. El Diablo, El Diablo. Very bad man. ♪
 * Pete: El Diablo?
 * Sage: Master of the zombie crew.
 * Emma: Uh-oh.
 * Pete: He sounds bad.
 * Sage: Good luck.
 * [He then leaves, while all zombies close the curtains, and get rid of the chairs]
 * Pete: Emma, the zombies are swarming!
 * Emma: They're gonna eat our brains!
 * [They both scream in panic, with zombies dancing and then Snoop Dogg appears]
 * ♪ Dance! Dance! ♪
 * The Gambler: ♪ Boss Dogg! Even when I'm on, I'm off, y'all. Lookin' for the king, It'll cost y'all. You better leave now, are you lost, dawg? The Zombie King, yeah, I hear him coming. OG ghoul with a thirst for the run-in. You in the wrong bar, wrong town, got a spot to fill. The real deal, coming down that hill. Your brains for breakfast, soul on the menu. ♪
 * [Pete and Emma start dancing]
 * The Gambler: ♪ Major checklist, ghouls, goblins, guard the exit. The fire in his eyes, ain't hard to catch it. El Diablo, the haunting, taunting veterano. It's scary, I know. The Goner Gulch, where the drama is. But don't hate the game. We in the zombie biz (Yes, sir) ♪
 * Choir: ♪ We feel the love when we all dance together (What, what, what?)
 * The Gambler: Together!
 * Choir: ♪ We made it, made it up all life long (El Diablo is here) Dance! ♪
 * [El Diablo arrived with his umbrella holding and he takes a step with fire coming his boots]
 * Choir: ♪ We the baddest crew, hands high. What's eating you? (C'mon, c'mon) Us, we coming through. Killing it is how we do. El Diablo's on his way, Smell the odor of decay. Dance, we came to slay, cause killing it is how we do! ♪
 * [He then arrived at the saloon with zombies stop dancing, even Pete and Emma]
 * El Diablo: What did I tell you about dancing when I'm not here?!
 * Zombie: But, boss, It's Freestyle Friday!
 * El Diablo: Oh. Okay, my bad.
 * The Gambler: Hey. Yo, Pete the Cat? I got to dip. Y'all got this.
 * El Diablo: Bring the prisoners to my office.
 * Emma: Huh. What'd that guy mean by prisoners?
 * [The zombie starts cutting the chain and it falls on Pete and Emma. Later, El Diablo starts sharpens his knifes]
 * El Diablo: So, you dare to enter the ghost town of the damned. Barged into my demon's lair telling my zombies that your gonna free their souls [starts to laugh then starts yelling] like it ain't no thing!
 * Pete: Well, uh, Mr. Diablo, the good thing is we're in a dream.
 * Emma: A shared dream.
 * Pete: Right, a shared dream. So there's no need to get all bent out of shape about it. It's not real.
 * Emma: 'Cause it's a dream.
 * El Diablo: Who told you that? The crazy bush guy?
 * Emma: Uh...
 * Pete: Maybe.
 * El Diablo: What he should've told you was it's not a dream!
 * [Lasers comes out of Diablo's eyes and zaps on Pete and Emma's cage.]
 * Pete: He might be right, Emma. That felt pretty real.
 * Emma: Oui, that really hurt.
 * [They both fall down]
 * Pete: Run!
 * [They start chasing while El Diablo is gonna stab them both with his fire knife as they both went to the curtains]
 * Pete: Hang on, Emma. Foul demon, be gone!
 * [He then holds the challenge coin]
 * El Diablo: What the heck is that? What do I look like, a parking meter?
 * Pete: But Sage said--
 * El Diablo: Coin laundry's right down the street. That's pathetic.
 * [Pete and Emma opens the curtains and the sun burns on El Diablo's hand, right into stabbing them]
 * El Diablo: Get away from those curtains!
 * Pete: What? These curtains?
 * Emma: Oh, these are nice curtains.
 * Pete: Oh, they are. So soft.
 * [They keep opening to curtains that it keeps killing El Diablo]
 * Emma: That's weird.
 * Pete: These curtains are making a strange sound.
 * Emma: I think the curtain rod need some oil.
 * Pete: Once the rod goes, you're probably better off getting a whole new set of curtains. Oh, Mr. Diablo, do you have any other cur--
 * [He stops when they turn around and gasp that El Diablo actually disintegrates thanks to them opening the curtains]
 * Pete: Emma, I think we should get... out of here!
 * [They both escape from his office and they both stop running and start walking slowly]
 * Pete: Hey, everybody! El Diablo says he doesn't want to be disturbed.
 * Emma: Yeah, he's feeling a little burnt…
 * [The zombies look at them, grunting at them]
 * Emma: Up.
 * Pete: Toodle-oo!
 * Emma: Au revoir!
 * Pete: See you!
 * Emma: And take care!
 * Zombie #1: Thank ye, Pete.
 * Zombie #2: We're finally free!
 * Pete: Huh?
 * Zombie #3: Adios, mateys!
 * Zombie #4: Thanks, Pete.
 * Zombie #5: We're finally free!
 * Zombie #6: Good luck on your journey, guys.
 * [All of the zombies are now disintegrated and thanking them.]
 * Pete: Do you know what that means? We passed the challenge! Now we can find Goldie! Yay!
 * [They both stop cheering until the realized El Diablo came back but not in his regular form and they both get out of the saloon.]
 * ♪ El Diablo, El Diablo. El Diablo, El Diablo. ♪
 * Pete: Otto!
 * Otto: Howdy, partners.
 * Pete: Wait! Can't forget the "courage."
 * [Pete holds his challenge coin and they heard a loud noise coming from the saloon, it was El Diablo but it's a tornado El Diablo.]
 * Emma: It's him!
 * Pete: Yikes!
 * Emma: Come on, Otto! Let's Go!
 * Pete: Come on, come on, Otto!
 * [They both get chased by El Diablo]
 * Pete: Faster! Go faster!
 * Emma: Step on it, Otto! Go! Go!
 * Pete: Go, Otto, go!
 * [El Diablo then gets tripped and disintegrates again]
 * ♪ Very bad man. ♪
 * Pete: Faster!
 * [The scene cuts back to normal, realizing it's a dream]
 * Otto: Wake up. Your dream is fired.
 * Emma: [murmurs] Faster.
 * Pete: Huh? Oh! Phew! We're back in the plains. See, Emma? It must been a dream.
 * Sage: More of a vision really.
 * Pete: Sage?
 * Emma: Oh. Bonjour, Sage.
 * Sage: Hello.
 * Pete: You are real.
 * Sage: As real as you desire to see that which you cannot.
 * Pete: Yeah, well, that which I cannot see is Goldie. I got to know what's happening.
 * Sage: This wish I grant you. Through the mystical fabric of the fourth dimension, you may now view what's happening at the same time as things are happening to you. Behold. The Window of Meanwhile.
 * [He reveals the window to Pete and Emma]
 * Emma: The Window of Meanwhile. What's it do?
 * Sage: It's like a Video on Demand service of parallel action. Have a look.
 * Pete: Hey, uh, Emma, down in front.
 * [The window reveal them about what happened to Goldie]
 * Pete: Look, Emma, there she is.
 * Emma: Yeah, she looks all right. Hey, Goldie!
 * Pete: She doesn't look so bad.
 * Emma: She looks pretty comfy.
 * Pete: No reason to panic.
 * Emma: Yeah. She looks like she's well taken care of.
 * [We then see Chancellor hands over Goldie to King Wildcat]
 * Chancellor: Look what I found. Fish time.
 * Wildcat: Hello, precious.
 * Pete: Goldie?
 * Wildcat: I hope you don't ran out of juice or you'll end up like the others.
 * Pete: What?
 * [The flashback starts with Chancellor puts a fish in the disposer and sent to a torture chamber for other fish with a punk guy whipping. Then the flashback ends with King Wildcat rubs Goldie in his face]
 * Wildcat: Oh, yes.
 * Pete and Emma: Goldie!
 * Pete: Goldie, hello?
 * Sage: Ok, The Window of Meanwhile doesn't really work that way.
 * Pete: Goldie, run! Get out of there!
 * Emma: Goldie!
 * Sage: It's not a video chat app like Skype or FaceTime or anything.
 * Pete: We got to hurry! Goldie!
 * Emma: Over here, Goldie!
 * Sage: Totally can't hear you.
 * [His voice echo's. Then the scene transitions to the Catsclaw Concert, where it happened after the song riot. Then the letter "T" in the Catsclaw Concert logo falls. Later, Puppy then arrives]
 * Puppy: Hello, Paul, old friend. How's business? Bad? Good. Well, that's concert for you, huh? Feast or famine. But I digress. Why don't you be a good little loser and hand over the secret song?
 * [Pete's Dad uses the world smallest key to open his belt and hand the smallest song to Puppy]
 * Pete's Dad: Take it. It's yours. Take it all.
 * [Puppy was excited at first, but he stops to see Pete's Dad, looking all sad]
 * Puppy: Wait, you're giving up?
 * Pete's Dad: Oh, Puppy. I wouldn't expect you to understand. But somehow, without Pete, this whole thing, just doesn't make sense anymore!
 * Puppy: You can't do that. I've spent my entire career waiting for this moment and you roll over like a harpooned whale?! I won't let you rob me of my vengeance!
 * Pete's Dad: Give my regards to your loyal wife.
 * [He starts to become sad and closes his office door]
 * Puppy: Huh. This doesn't, uh, feel quite good as, uh... Yay, I won.
 * [He then leaves.]