Pete the Cat (2022 Film)/Transcript

Pete: Cause I-I-I'm in the stars tonight

So watch me bring the fire and set the night alight

Shoes on, get up in the morn'

Cup of milk, let's rock and roll

King Kong, kick the drum, rolling on like a Rolling Stone

Sing song when I'm walking home

Jump up to the top, LeBron

Ding dong, call me on my phone

Ice tea and a game of ping pong, huh

This is getting heavy

Can you hear the bass boom? I'm ready (woo hoo)

Life is sweet as honey

Yeah, this beat cha-ching like money, huh

Disco overload, I'm into that, I'm good to go

I'm diamond, you know I glow up

Hey, so let's go

'Cause I-I-I'm in the stars tonight

So watch me bring the fire and set the night alight (hey)

Shining through the city with a little funk and soul

So I'ma light it up like dynamite, whoa oh oh

Bring a friend, join the crowd

Whoever wanna come along

Word up, talk the talk

Just move like we off the wall

Day or night, the sky's alight

So we dance to the break of dawn

Ladies and gentlemen, I got the medicine

So you should keep ya eyes on the ball, huh

This is getting heavy

Can you hear the bass boom? I'm ready (woo hoo)

Life is sweet as honey

Yeah, this beat cha-ching like money

Disco overload, I'm into that, I'm good to go

I'm diamond, you know I glow up

Let's go

'Cause I-I-I'm in the stars tonight

So watch me bring the fire and set the night alight (hey)

Shining through the city with a little funk and soul

So I'ma light it up like dynamite, whoa oh oh

Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, life is dynamite

Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, life is dynamite

Shining through the city with a little funk and soul

So I'ma light it up like dynamite, whoa oh oh

Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy

Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy

Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy

Light it up like dynamite

Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy

Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy

Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na, ayy

Light it up like dynamite

'Cause I-I-I'm in the stars tonight

So watch me bring the fire and set the night alight

Shining through the city with a little funk and soul

So I'ma light it up like dynamite (this is ah)

'Cause I-I-I'm in the stars tonight

So watch me bring the fire and set the night alight (alight, oh)

Shining through the city with a little funk and soul

So I'ma light it up like dynamite, whoa (light it up like dynamite)

Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, life is dynamite

Dy-na-na-na, na-na, na-na-na, na-na-na, life is dynamite

Shining through the city with a little funk and soul

So I'ma light it up like dynamite, whoa oh oh

Pete: Sorry, guys. The show's over!

Crowd: Growns

Pete uses his skateboard to ride down the street to Hollenbeck Park

Pete: "Let's not do that again

Darren: What is This Who's This Picture of

Rob: That's Pete The Cat

John: DARREN THIS PICTURE IS NOT WORKING!!!!

Darren: I'm Sorry John Its Just a Picture

John: What Ever You call a conference meeting

Bobby: how you could fix that

Billy: Should You Do

Darren: no one asks questions but I'm Done This Time

Bobby: Ingore You

(As Pete makes it to Hollenbeck Park and Pete Meets Callie And Emma)

Pete: Hi Callie Hi Emma

Callie and Emma: Hi Pete!

Callie: I'm doing many performances that people have never heard of before!

Pete: Because We Are In Love

Callie: So Do I

Callie: Been thinking for a while and there's something I gotta tell you

Pete: (Ehh, I'm kinda busy.)

Callie! Been thinking that our love for each other has grown so very strong

Pete! (Love? Wait...)

Callie:

It's plain to see we're building our worlds together.Pete: (Uhh, back up for a minute.)

Callie: I'm looking in your eyes right now and I can tell you feel the same.

Pete: (You're choking me!)

Pete and Callie: (We are in love.)

Callie: I am so in love today.

Pete and Callie: (We are in love.)

Pete: I think I'm gonna run away.

Pete; and Callie (We are in love.)

Pete: Did you tap my phone lines?

Pete and Callie: (We are in love.)

Callie: Yes, I tapped your phone lines.

Pete: I won't lie, you're a very pretty lady.

Callie: (Thank you!)

Pete: ''But you're crazy, crazy, crazy. You make me want to move to Bolivia.''

Callie: (Oh, I'll go with you!)

Pete: You know I'm thinking I should get a restraining order.

Callie: (Those are so hard to enforce.)

Pete Cause your car was parked outside my house, every night this week.

Callie: (Your neighbors are sweet!)

Pete: You're the reason that I have to keep my shades drawn.

Callie: (I'll watch you through the chimney!)

Pete: I've installed an alarm system, with motion beam detectors.

Callie: (I have the code.)

Pete: and Callie: (We are in love.)

Pete: Give me just five minutes.

Pete and Callie: (We are in love.)

Callie: I think that was five minutes.

Pete and Callie: (We are in love.)

Pete: Did you just move in with me?

Pete and Callie: (We are in love.)

Callie: Yes, I just moved in with you.

Pete and Callie: (We are in love.)

Pete: No, we're no-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-o-ot!

Callie: That was our first love song!

Pete: Ugh! (face palm)

Pete: Callie Some Other Times We Can Do Stuff to Get Like Emma

Emma: Me I'm Painting

Pete: I Wondering how I Can Do do something Watch Me!

Pete: I Come Up with an idea of performing my daredevil skateboard

Pete: I chooses a spot near the lake whereas while doing so start to notice Me!

(Feeling noticed)

Pete: I Do the biggest stunt and as i lands my skateboard dangles and lands on the edge of the path, into the water

Pete: I Gotta Try to my Balance

Pete: I able to prevent myself! Uh Oh! I'm Get Ready to Fall into the water! Whoa! Oof!

(Splashes)

(a soccer ball hits him in the head)

Pete! Ouch!

Pete: I Failed into the Water

(crowd gasps)

Pete: I swims up to the surface

(Crowd Cheers)

Pete (Winks)

Bobby: We're are dismissed They Wins So Hard to Win

Darren: except for Me! This is so Unfair Be Able to Do Stuff

(everyone exits the room)