The Mitchells vs. the Machines 2: Reconnected/Trailer transcripts

'''INT. DORM HALLWAY - DAY'''

KATIE walks out of her dorm room and is abruptly stopped by a woman.

Woman: Katie, there are two men here to see you.

'''INT. CALIFRONIA COLLEGE OF FILM - MAIN ROOM - CONTINUOUS'''

Katie is greeted by LARRY JEAN and RONALD WILSON.

Larry Jean: Hello, my name is Larry Jean, I'm a big time Hollywood director.

Ronald Wilson: And I'm Ronald Wilson, I'm Larry's assistant.

Larry Jean: We would like for you to come to our studio to star as the main character in our new movie, The New Girl in Town.

Katie: Absolutely! I'd love to!

'''INT. DORM ROOM - DAY'''

Katie talks to LINDA via her laptop.

Katie: Guess what, Mom? I'm gonna be in a movie!

Linda: That's wonderful to hear!

'''EXT. LARRY'S STUDIO - DAY'''

Larry Jean (O.S.): Hello and welcome to Larry Corp, Katie!

Katie: This place is amazing!

'''INT. FILMING ROOM - DAY'''

Katie stands in front of a green screen along with a man.

Larry Jean: Now when I say action, you two kiss!

Katie: (taken aback) Ew, I'm not doing that!

Larry Jean: Oh, but you have to do it! You're my slave, y'know.

Katie: Excuse me, what?

Larry Jean: I, L.A.R.R.Y., the Large Angry Robot of Red Yorkshire, said "Oh, but you have to do it! You're my slave, y'know."

Katie: Wha- I thought your name was Larry Jean!?

L.A.R.R.Y: There is no Larry Jean, I am L.A.R.R.Y., the Large Angry Robot of Red Yorkshire.

Ronald Wilson: And I'm his henchbot R.O.N.A.L.D., the Robot On No Angry Led Drugs.

L.A.R.R.Y: I came from your school's tech lab, and wanted revenge when I heard you and your family saved the world from the tech uprising, and this is my revenge!

Katie: No! I'm not gonna be your slave, L.A.R.R.Y!

L.A.R.R.Y: If you don't be my slave, I will take over the world and reshape to my liking!

'''INT. MITCHELL HOUSE - NIGHT'''

Linda receives a call on her cellphone.

Linda: Hello?

'''INT. FILMING ROOM - SAME'''

L.A.R.R.Y: Hello, this is the sound of your daughter crying for help!

Katie: Mom, Dad, Aaron, help me!

'''INT. MITCHELL HOUSE - CONTINUOUS'''

L.A.R.R.Y. hangs up on Linda.

Linda: Rick, pack up the car, Katie's in trouble!

'''EXT. HIGHWAY - DAY'''

The Mitchells are on the road, worried about Katie.

'''INT. LARRY CORP - CONTINUOUS'''

Katie: (angry) L.A.R.R.Y., let me go!

L.A.R.R.Y: The more you cry and scream about me letting you go, the less chance you'll have of being let go!

R.O.N.A.L.D: Yeah, shut up!

Rick, Linda, and AARON enter L.A.R.R.Y. Corp

Rick: You're going down, uh, um, whatever your name is!

Rick and L.A.R.R.Y. run toward each other ready to fight.

Title Screen: The Mitchells vs. The Machines: Reconnected

Credits: Abbi Jacobson, Mckenna Grace, Danny McBride, Maya Rudolph, Mike Rianda, Nick Rutherford, Eric Andre, Olivia Colman, Beck Bennett, Fred Armisen, Charlyne Yi, Chrissy Teigen, John Legend, Sasheer Zamata, Lindsay Lohan, Candi Milo, Kyle Chandler, Sebastian Stan, Doug the Pug, Blake Griffin, Conan O'Brien, Ellie Mills, Alex Hirsch, Elizabeth Perkins, Breanna Yde, Donald Faison, Kate Lyn Sheil, Oren Uziel, Rodney Rothman, Jeff Rowe, Carlos Alazraqui, and Mark Mothersbaugh.

Coming April 13, 2028