Brad & Lisa/transcript


 * [Movie starts with the 2004 20th Century Fox logo]


 * [The titles read "20th Century Fox Presents," "A Gracie Films Production," and "in association with 20th Century Fox Animation"]


 * Homer Simpson: [Calling Lisa] Alright, Lisa, stay inside! We're going on a vacation! Be good, okay?


 * Lisa Simpson: Okay, guys! I'll miss you all soon!


 * Homer Simpson: Marge, did you get the towels?


 * Marge Simpson: Yes.


 * Homer Simpson: The sunscreen?


 * Marge Simpson: Yes.


 * Homer Simpson: The rest of the vacation stuff?


 * Marge Simpson: Yes.


 * Homer Simpson: [Calling Lisa again] Okay, Lisa! We're leaving! We'll be right back!


 * Lisa Simpson: Okay, I know! I'll be good!


 * Homer Simpson: Okay! See you in 3 days! [The family, except Lisa, leaves the house and they close the door. Lisa comes downstairs, looks out the window and sees her family in the car and are ready to go on a vacation. The camera cuts to Homer and Marge]


 * Marge Simpson: You know vacations are holidays.


 * Homer Simpson: Oh, I know they are.


 * Marge Simpson: Um, aren't you gonna work at the power plant?


 * Homer Simpson: Relax. Hopefully Mr. Burns would like that. [The camera cuts to Mr. Burns's office in the power plant. He is waiting for Homer to work at the plant]


 * Smithers: [to Mr. Burns] Are you sure Homer will be there?


 * Mr. Burns: Oh, come on, Smithers. You think Homer is just as lazy as fat people are and is waiting for himself to work at this plant? Pfft. That's all I need to ask.


 * Smithers: [Thinking] I'll just pretend this thing is trying to come between me and Mr. Burns.


 * [The camera cuts back to Homer and Marge. Ned appears outside of the Flanders house and talking to Homer]


 * Ned Flanders: [to Homer] Well, hi-diddly-ho, neighborino!


 * Homer Simpson: [Talking to himself, whispering] Stupid Flanders. [to Ned, in normal voice] Well, hey, Ned. We're going on a vacation. My 8-year-old daughter's staying in our house. She's gonna do a lot of things in there. I bought her a to-do list to see if she wants some tasks to do. Wouldn't you go on a vacation?


 * Ned Flanders: No.


 * Homer Simpson: Why not?


 * Ned Flanders: I've got lots of work to do at my house, like trimming shrubs, and all that.


 * Homer Simpson: Oh, okay. Well, see you in also 3 days!


 * Lisa Simpson: [The camera cuts back to Lisa Simpson still looking out the window and seeing the family drive off] It's a good thing I'm the only one in this house. Oh, well, I guess it's time to do something else. I have my to do list. [The camera cuts to Lisa's room, with Lisa entering her room] There you are. [She picks up her to do list and becomes shocked after she notices she has a lot of tasks to do on her list] Ay, caramba! There's a lot to do. "Turn on music." Hmm. [She comes back downstairs and sees a radio station on a table] Aha! [She walks up to the radio] Music, Mr. Radio. [She turns it on and Maneater starts playing] That's one.


 * Lisa Simpson: [Groaning] What happened? Where am I? [She notices she's still in her 2D animation self] Well, at least I still look good, but... I think I'm in the real world. [She looks at the sun; we see a shot of the sun] Oh, the sun looks much different than in our world. And it's much brighter too. [She looks at the trees; we see a shot of the trees] Trees look different too. [She looks at the grass; the camera pans over to the grass Lisa's standing on] Even the grass. This is getting weird. [She and Brad look at each other as they both scream and fall backwards and on their butts.]


 * Lisa Simpson: [Hyperventilating] Mother of God!


 * Brad Pitt: A-A-Are you an animated character from The Simpsons?


 * Lisa Simpson: Uh... [Chuckles nervously] W-Why, yes. [She gets up and clears her throat] What's your name?


 * Brad Pitt: Uh... [He gets up] B-Brad Pitt, the most powerful American actor of all-time.


 * Lisa Simpson: Damn! Brad Pitt, huh? That's cool! I'm Lisa Simpson, the smartest animated 8-year-old girl from The Simpsons.


 * Brad Pitt: Well, what happened to you?


 * Lisa Simpson: I just got transported... [Camera zooms in on Lisa's mouth] to the real world. [Camera zooms back out to Lisa] I mean, come on! I have no idea what happened! Look at me! I'm still in 2D animation! Can you believe it?


 * Brad Pitt: Never expected that.


 * Lisa Simpson: Yeah, me too.


 * Brad Pitt: [Short pause] Where do you live in?


 * Lisa Simpson: In Springfield. And where do you live in?


 * Brad Pitt: [Quietly] In Springfield, Missouri.


 * Lisa Simpson: In what?


 * Brad Pitt: [Loudly] In Springfield, Missouri.


 * Lisa Simpson: Hey! We both have the city of the same name as I live in! [Brad and Lisa start laughing in joy as they hug each other] OK, you can put me down now. [Brad puts her down]


 * Brad Pitt: [He smells the fresh air] Ahh. It sure is a nice day today, isn't it, Lisa?


 * Lisa Simpson: It sure is.


 * Lisa Simpson: [Belches] Oh, man, that hit the spot.


 * Lisa Simpson: [Come Away with Me starts playing as Lisa is in tears and is saddened. She starts sobbing as Brad notices her crying. He is bewildered] Brad, you don't understand. We loved each other that much when I met you as I got transported to your world, we had a lot of fun, and you made me burst into tears. 'Cause you know what? You are such an idiot! [Lisa runs off crying]


 * Brad Pitt: No, wait! Wait, I-- Oh, no. What have I done? [A man walks up to Brad]


 * Man: You just made her burst into tears, that's what. Apologize to her and you'll know how she will feel. [Walks off]


 * [The credits begin rolling as Say Say Say and Jazzman start playing]