Brad & Lisa/transcript


 * [Movie starts with the 2004 20th Century Fox logo]


 * [The titles read "20th Century Fox Presents," "A Gracie Films Production," and "in association with 20th Century Fox Animation"]


 * [First lines]


 * Homer Simpson: [Calling Lisa] Alright, Lisa, stay inside! We're going on a vacation! Be good, okay?


 * Lisa Simpson: Okay, guys! I'll miss you all soon!


 * Homer Simpson: Marge, did you get the towels?


 * Marge Simpson: Yes.


 * Homer Simpson: The sunscreen?


 * Marge Simpson: Yes.


 * Homer Simpson: The rest of the vacation stuff?


 * Marge Simpson: Yes.


 * Homer Simpson: [Calling Lisa again] Okay, Lisa! We're leaving! We'll be right back!


 * Lisa Simpson: Okay, I know! I'll be good!


 * Homer Simpson: Okay! See you in 3 days! [The family, except Lisa, leaves the house and they close the door. Lisa comes downstairs, looks out the window and sees her family in the car and are ready to go on a vacation. The camera cuts to Homer and Marge]


 * Marge Simpson: You know vacations are holidays.


 * Homer Simpson: Oh, I know they are.


 * Marge Simpson: Um, aren't you gonna work at the power plant?


 * Homer Simpson: Relax. Hopefully Mr. Burns would like that. [The camera cuts to Mr. Burns's office in the power plant. He is waiting for Homer to work at the plant]


 * Smithers: [to Mr. Burns] Are you sure Homer will be there?


 * Mr. Burns: Oh, come on, Smithers. You think Homer is just as lazy as fat people are and is waiting for himself to work at this plant? Pfft. That's all I need to ask.


 * Smithers: [Thinking] I'll just pretend this thing is trying to come between me and Mr. Burns.


 * [The camera cuts back to Homer and Marge. Ned appears outside of the Flanders house and talking to Homer]


 * Ned Flanders: [to Homer] Well, hi-diddly-ho, neighborino!


 * Homer Simpson: [Talking to himself, whispering] Stupid Flanders. [to Ned, in normal voice] Well, hey, Ned. We're going on a vacation. My 8-year-old daughter's staying in our house. She's gonna do a lot of things in there. I bought her a to-do list to see if she wants some tasks to do. Wouldn't you go on a vacation?


 * Ned Flanders: No.


 * Homer Simpson: Why not?


 * Ned Flanders: I've got lots of work to do at my house, like trimming shrubs, and all that.


 * Homer Simpson: Oh, okay. Well, see you in also 3 days!


 * Lisa Simpson: [The camera cuts back to Lisa Simpson still looking out the window and seeing the family drive off] It's a good thing I'm the only one in this house. Oh, well, I guess it's time to do something else. I have my to do list. [The camera cuts to Lisa's room, with Lisa entering her room. She picks up her to do list, but sees a lot of tasks to do on her list] Ay, caramba! There's a lot to do. "Turn on music." Hmm. [She comes back downstairs and sees a radio station on a table] Aha! Music, Mr. Radio. [She turns it on and Maneater by Hall & Oates starts playing] That's one.


 * Brad Pitt: [He smells the fresh air] Ahh. It sure is a nice day today, isn't it, Lisa?


 * Lisa Simpson: It sure is. [Gasps] Look at those three guys! [The camera cuts to three guys, named Ryan, Louis and Adam talking to each other. The camera cuts back to Brad and Lisa] I better go say "hi" to them!


 * Brad Pitt: Well, go on. [Lisa walks off-screen]


 * Lisa Simpson: [Greeting to Ryan, Louis and Adam] Hey, fellas!


 * Lisa Simpson: [disgusted] Eugh! What is that?!


 * Dr. Kenneth Lunsford: That, Lisa, is a human heart, where humans live without it...


 * Brad Pitt: ...and where humans die without it.


 * Lisa Simpson: [She retches and swallows] Brad!


 * Brad Pitt: I'm just kidding.


 * [Outtakes are shown at the start of the closing credits. The first take is shown. Say Say Say by Paul McCartney and Michael Jackson starts playing. The director uses the director clipboard, starting the take]


 * Brad Pitt: [He smells the fresh air] Ahh. It sure is a nice day today, isn't it, Lisa?


 * Lisa Simpson: It sure is. [She farts which causes Brad and the crew to laugh. She is embarrassed] Oh. Make that a gassy day today. [She chuckles embarrassedly as Brad and the crew continue laughing]


 * [Switches to another take]


 * Director: [off-screen] Action!


 * Dr. Kenneth Lunsford: [to Brad and Lisa] I'm afraid you both have the chlance to-- Wait, [to director] what was the line again? [Director restarts the take] I'm afraid you both have the chlance to-- [His misspelled word causes himself to laugh] Sorry, sorry. That made me laugh. Just one more take. [Director restarts the take one more time] I'm afraid you both have the chlance-- [He starts laughing hysterically]


 * [Switches to another take. The director then uses the director clipboard, starting the take]


 * Lisa Simpson:


 * [Switches to another take]


 * [Switches to another take]


 * [Switches to another take]


 * [Last lines]


 * Lisa Simpson: [At the very end of the closing credits] Wow! What a marvelous job on the movie you did there, guys! You are all the best! Wish me and all of you audiences remember the way we feel. But, [She yawns] I am tired and I need to get some rest. Good night, Springfield!