Another Wabbit Hunt transcript

Transcript of Another Wabbit Hunt.

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 * It opens on a bright sunny morning in the woods until a gunshot is heard. The person that is being shot is Daffy Duck.
 * Daffy: (narration) Hello viewers. The person that is getting shot is me, Daffy Duck. The person that is shooting me is Elmer Fudd. The despicable rabbit chewing his carrot in peace and calmness is my mortal enemy Bugs Bunny.
 * It cuts to Daffy in his treehouse
 * Daffy: Today marked the day of my 1,000th time getting beaten by Bugs Bunny, while it’s Bugs' 1,000th time winning against me. And he has no awards for getting defeated by me or Elmer. But today...that's all going to change.
 * It cuts to Daffy drawing in his treehouse
 * Bugs: Eh, (chews carrot), what's up doc?
 * Daffy: Couldn't you at least knock on the door first?
 * Bugs: Lemme tell ya something doc, knocking isn't kinda my style. Plus, there's no doors here.
 * Daffy: I don't give a poop.
 * Bugs: So what ya drawing Daff-a-roo?
 * Daffy: Oh nothing! Just drawing a plan to defeat you by using Elmer!
 * Bugs: Oh really? How ya gonna do that doc?
 * Daffy: You wanna know? I'll let you know! But no knowing! HA! See what I just did?
 * crickets chirp
 * Daffy: The plan is, I'm going to convince Elmer Fudd into teaming up with me to defeat you. It might not be wabbit season yet but he's gonna really happy to get...(puts hand in bag) a STRONGER GUN! In case if he doesn't want the stronger gun, I bought another bag here for more stuff that he likes! And then after we defeat you, I'll no longer be the loser duck! And you'll be the despicable wabbit like always!
 * Daffy doesn't see Bugs. Looking down from his treehouse, he sees Bugs walking away.
 * Bugs: I forgot to tell you, "good luck" with your plan, doc!
 * Daffy: Despicable as always. Now, time to commence the plan!
 * It cuts to Elmer Fudd sitting infront of a tree while eating a sandwich
 * Elmer: Boy, I sure had fun hunting that duck! I can't wait for wabbit season next week! Heheheheh!
 * Daffy comes behind Elmer and knocks him out with a baseball bat. Elmer wakes up and sees he is tied on a chair while Daffy acts like a cop. He walks in from the darkness
 * Daffy: Hey Elmer.
 * Elmer: This better be good you screwy duck! I was eating a sandwich that was so delicious, my taste buds would die!
 * Daffy: You want your gun burned alive?
 * Elmer: NO NO NO NO!!! PWEASE NO! NOT MY GUN! I WOULD SACRIFICE MY BWATTY SISTER OVER THAT!
 * Daffy: If you want your gun to live, you have one choice.
 * Elmer: W-what is it?
 * Daffy: Team up with me and get revenge on Bugs Bunny once, and for all. (Daffy pretends to echo the world, "all".
 * Elmer: Yeah, no way I'm doing that.
 * Daffy: Pwease? I'll give you a strong gun for that?
 * Elmer: A stronger gun? Well, I have been looking forward to upgrading my gun from level one to 1,000...okay! I'll take it!
 * Daffy: Ye-
 * Elmer: If...I get a lollipop!
 * Daffy: (in his mind) A lollipop?! I didn't even buy a lollipop at the Money tree! The only candy I bought was a Snitchers! Ah-ha! I have an idea! (Daffy then draws on a paper again, instead drawing a lollipop
 * Daffy: (no longer in his mind) Here's your lollipop!
 * Elmer: Yay! (when Elmer tries to bite the paper lollipop, Daffy snatches it away from him)
 * Daffy: You'll get the lollipop and the stronger gun after we defeat Bugs. Deal?
 * Elmer: No...problem!
 * Elmer and Daffy do a handshake when it cuts to Bugs sitting on a chair in the forest, watching the birds
 * Bugs: You know docs, I'm still thinking about when somebody is gonna point something red towards me! (a red thing points at bugs, which he thinks is a ladybug. Bugs tries to squish it but he sees a bullet coming at him and dodges it) YIKES!
 * Daffy: Don't move an inch or an muscle or an weight or an-
 * Bugs: Stop it, stop it! I get it. Wait, you actually convinced Elmer to help you with your plan?! How is that even possible?
 * Elmer: He gave me a wollipop and a stronger gun! Heheheheh!
 * Bugs: But wabbit season doesn't come until next week.
 * Daffy: Aw, are you afraid! I thought you were strong for an hunter!
 * Bugs: Well, I never fought two people at once!
 * (it shows a mouse holding a gun)
 * Bugs:  I'VE NEVER THOUGHT THREE PEOPLE EITHER!  Don't worry Bugs! You can do this remember what Momma Bug said...
 * flashback
 * Momma Bugs: Now Baby Bugs, always remember what i say!
 * Baby Bugs: And what's that momma?
 * Momma Bugs: Wabbits are immortal.
 * cuts to present day
 * Bugs: Ah, I miss her so much.
 * Elmer: Did you mother die? That's sad...
 * Bugs: WHAT, NO! She's not dead. It's just that she lives in another forest. Far far away.
 * Daffy: Can we stop talking about mommas?! Let's just get to the point and kill that wabbit!
 * Elmer: Yeah! Heheheh!
 * Daffy shoots Bugs ten times but Bugs dodges all of them and runs away
 * Daffy: Get him!
 * Bugs, Elmer, and Daffy chase eachother through the forest while meanwhile, a portal appears and a scientist drops out of the portal.
 * Mad Scientist: I KNEW IT! ZE FUTURE IS REAL! Let me just take a snack break and then go back to the past. Or maybe I can explore some more. (the scientist walks away with his lunchbox)
 * Bugs: A portal in the middle of a forest? Totally not suspicious! (Bugs jumps in the portal. Daffy and Elmer also jump in there before the scientist turns off the portal)
 * Mad Scientist: Whoops! Almost forgot to turn off my portal. I just hope that nobody jumped in here. Well, nobody did.
 * in 1794, president George Washington is making a speech
 * George Washington: And I, president George Washington-
 * Bugs: (Bugs pushes President Washington) Excuse me Mr Washing Machine!
 * George Washington: Wha?-
 * Daffy: Outta my way, buster! I have a wabbit for dinner!
 * George Washington: Will you sto-
 * Elmer: Sorry Mr President! Heheeheh!
 * George Washington: What is going on?!
 * they keep shooting but Bugs dodges, meanwhile in the forest...
 * Mad Scientist: I'm gonna travel back to 1999 to witness the first airing of Family Dude! My favorite TV show!
 * the scientist opens the portal, which Bugs accidentally bumps into. he tries to stops but gets in. Elmer and Daffy also get in
 * Pox Executive: I finally finished this episode of Family Dude! After 6 months of working on this, it's finished! I have to show this to Mr. MacFarlandhoe! (the Pox executive runs to Mr. MacFarlandhoe's house when he bumps into Elmer and Daffy, sending the tape of the episode down the sewer drain)
 * Pox Executive:  NO!!!!!!!!!!!!! 
 * Daffy: Sorry not sorry mister!
 * Daffy and Elmer sees Bugs and Bugs spot them. He quickly runs into a "apartment" building and Daffy and Elmer follow him
 * Elmer: Wow!
 * Daffy: It's a series of doors!
 * Bugs: (popping out of one of the doors) Eh, what's up doc?
 * Daffy: GET HIM
 * (Daffy and Elmer run to Bugs, who goes in the door. Bugs tricks them by going through another door and locking the door they went in. Daffy and Elmer pop out through the door Bugs came into and chase him through another door. On the roof with other doors, they appear upside down also going through doors)
 * Daffy: What in the worl-
 * Road Runner: Meep, meep!
 * the Road Runner slams into Daffy so hard that he gets taken away from the Road Runner
 * Elmer: I'm scwared! Waaaaaaah! (Elmer runs into a door and gets back down on the grpund where he meets Porky Pig)
 * Porky Pig: E-e-excuse me mister h-hunter. I'm looking for my apartment r-r-room. Have you seen i-it?
 * Elmer: No, (points gun at Porky) but I am hungry for a pig
 * Porky Pig:  Y-Y-Y-Y-YOUR CRAZIER THEN MY ROCK EATING HIS OWN SPECIES!! AAAAAAAAAHHHHHh!!! 
 * Elmer: Come back here you pesky pig!
 * Sylvester the Cat: Suffering suck a tash! I'm in the wrong place!
 * Road Runner: Meep meep!
 * Daffy: Oh, I think I'm gonna barf. Oop! (Daffy throws up in an apartment room)
 * Daffy: I think I threw up on something.
 * Tweety Bird: (offscreen) I think you mean you threw up on a bird bat puddy tat?
 * Daffy: I'm not a puddy tat!
 * Sylvester: I am.
 * Bugs exits the apartment building
 * Elmer: QWUICK! GET HIM!
 * Elmer exits the apartment building while Daffy screams after being thrown out of the apartment building
 * Sylvester: AND THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR THROWING UP ON MY FOOD!
 * Daffy: Just a quick reminder Elmer, not all cats go to heaven.
 * Elmer: Oooooo! I just got that! Heheheheheh!
 * Mad Scientist: Hey! Where is the premiere of the first Family Dude episode? I thought it was supposed to premiere at this time! 4PM!
 * Woman: Well, not everything spills the truth.
 * Mad Scientist: I'm going back to the future. Aha! Maybe I can solve the theory of the flying cars theory! Or maybe the immortal wabbits theory!
 * the scientist turns on the portal and Bugs, Daffy, and Elmer run into it
 * Mad Scientist: Why I am I always hallucinating about seeing a wabbit, a duck, and a hunter going into my portals?
 * Bugs still runs from Daffy and Elmer but runs into a dead end
 * Daffy: HAHA! We got ya know pesky wabbit!
 * Bugs: Uh, (puts on glasses), you wouldn't shoot a wabbit with glasses would ya?
 * Elmer: I totally would! Heheheh!
 * Daffy: You know the rules and so do I. Now say goodbye
 * Daffy and Elmer shoot Bugs a thousand times but Bugs is still alive
 * Bugs: Woah!
 * Daffy: How in the world is that possible?!
 * Bugs: My mother was right about wabbits being immortal!
 * Daffy: So when your in the future you can't get killed but in the past you get killed..magnificent discovery.
 * Elmer: Yeah!
 * Daffy: (ties Bugs up) Now we have to find a way to get back in time to June 15, 1957.
 * Mad Scientist: Did you say get back in time?
 * it cuts to the mad scientist trying to open back up the portal
 * Daffy: So your saying that the portal that me and the despicable wabbit and hunter was the portal that was yours?
 * Mad Scientist: (in a weird voice) Yes.
 * Daffy: So that's why we met George Washington in person
 * Mad Scientist: You met the first president of the whole USA?! I need to meet him!
 * Bugs: (untining the rope from his mouth) Not so fast doc! You ain't gonna meet the first president until you get us back to the forest!
 * Daffy and Elmer: Yeah, pwease?
 * Mad Scientist: Alright fine! But you owe me a lot!
 * Daffy: I can give you this bag I showed Elmer a few minutes ago?
 * Mad Scientist: Bingo!
 * it cuts to Bugs, Daffy, and Elmer getting out of the portal
 * Mad Scientist: Bye bye despicable heads!
 * Bugs, Daffy, and Elmer: Bye!
 * the portal closes
 * Elmer: Now we're gonna get back to killing ya!
 * Bugs: AH! THE END OF ME! BUGS BUNNY!!
 * Elmer and Daffy try to shoot Bugs, but realize they are out of ammo
 * Daffy: Oh you gotta be kidding me! Oh don't worry! I still have the ammo in the ba-and the mad scientist took it away from us.
 * Daffy: Or maybe we can use the stronger gun that I gave Elmer!
 * Bugs: (raises his eyebrows)
 * Daffy: Oh bacon balonies! The stronger gun was in the bag that the mad scientist took!
 * Elmer: (in a sad voice) Even the wollipops?
 * Daffy: No of course not like the lollipop!
 * Elmer: Yay!
 * Bugs: Why did you wanna team up with Elmer to defeat me anyway?
 * (sad music plays) Daffy: Well it's just that...you always defeat me all the time playing the "wabbit season, duck season" joke all the time and I just wanted a time to win that's all!
 * Bugs: (laughs) Daffy, if you wanted a chance to win, you could’ve just said so!
 * Daffy: Wait really? I thought you were gonna be skeptical about the idea of me winning!
 * Bugs: Daffy, I'm never skeptical about anything
 * Bugs: Here! You take one of my awards!
 * Daffy: Your giving me this?
 * Bugs: Of course, silly!
 * Bugs: You can have it!
 * Daffy: Thank you very much but I don't need it.
 * Bugs: Stop resisting Daffy!
 * Daffy: Your the winner and it would be very unfair to have me win!
 * one hour later
 * Bugs: No you have it!
 * Daffy: No, you!
 * the mad scientist comes back through the portal and uses a knife and slices up Bugs' award
 * Bugs: Say what?
 * Mad Scientist: That way, both of you can win! (goes back into portal)
 * Daffy: Well I guess it can work like that!
 * Elmer: Hey you pesky duck! I helped you win! Where's my wollipop?
 * Daffy: Uh...(without Elmer knowing, Daffy draws another lollipop on a paper and gives it to him)
 * Elmer: Yay!
 * Bugs: Hey docs! You wanna go for an afternoon walk!
 * Daffy and Elmer: Yeah!
 * Daffy and Elmer and Bugs go walking in the forest and Elmer takes the bite out of the "lollipop"
 * Elmer: Hey! This wollipop tastes like paper!
 * "The End" sign then appears in the middle of the screen where it cuts to the "That's all folks" ending sequence
 * Porky Pig: T-t-t-that's all folks!
 * the short then ends