Chip'n Dale: Rescue Rangers 2/Transcript

2023
[Chip's house, evening]

[Rescue Rangers are discussing their plan for new season]

Dale: Does anyone have an idea what to add in new season?

Chip: A new member of the group!

Monty: New plot!

Gadget: New invention!

Zipper: New villain!

Dale: Really dangerous villain!

TV commentator: The end of bootlegging!

Gadget: Look, here is our quest!

[We see on TV Rescue Rangers, soon doctors treating characters on bootlegging machine]

TV commentator: When Rescue Rangers finished Valley gang's crimes, doctors started treating all bootlegged characters. They asked Sweet Pete who was Peter Pan in past how did he get it and he answered that he didn't make it by himself.

[Cut to Peter Pan (who was treated with others members of Valley gang) who was written as "Leader of Valley Gang")]

Peter Pan: I took this machine from famous scientist Sniffles the Anteater who soon became my first victim.

[Cut to Sniffles who was written as "Bootlegging machine's inventor, Happy Tree Friends star"]

Sniffles: When I was making second machine I also made one operation that can make bootlegged character turn back to normal. This thing was used to help all Peter's victims.

TV commentator: Sniffles made another machine with help of group of volunteers led by Taipan named Maddie who donated a lot of money to buy all resources.

[Cut to Maddie who was written as "Leader of volunteers, Back to the Outback protagonist"]

Maddie: Many people asking, how many money did it all cost. I answer that it shouldn't cost any money if this is important. When I starred in my movie anyone didn't expect that I should be a leader of this operation.

[Cut to Peppa Pig who was written as "One of bootlegging victims, protagonist of the series of the same name"]

Peppa Pig: When I was bootlegged it was very painful but I was more shocked when I saw new himself. Being treated in the same way it was very happy but also painful.

TV commentator: Peter Pan also said the reason why he started doing all this and soon he got a chance to return back on screens.

[Cut to Peter Pan]

Peter Pan: When I grew up, I was thrown away because I was unable to star. And I decided to make a mockbuster because I wanted starring more. Then I went to far and started all this mess. It's very good that I'm normal again and can return back to screens.

[Chip turns the TV off]

Chip: That's very good. He soon will get a normal job.

Dale: But I'm happy because all characters are safe. OK, back to business. Zipper, you wanted new enemy. We can make someone really dangerous!

Zipper: Yes. I meant something like that. OK.

[Cut to the outside of their house and soon to the sky]

Monty: Imagine if something dangerous will happen soon. It would be hard to solve...

"New problem?"
[Scene change: Disney studio, day]

[Rescue Rangers are finshing starring in new episode. They all coming out of the studio]

Chip: Phew... Another hard episode is filmed.

Dale: Yeah, don't tell me Chip. Everyone has some hard experience while filming something.

Chip: I wonder, how is Ugly Sonic right now. Does he like starring with FBI?

[Ugly Sonic runs in the studio]

Monty: Look! He is already here!

Ugly Sonic: Guys! Guys! You need to come here!

Dale: What happened? You want to call us in the show?

Ugly Sonic: [Hardly breaths] No, I had bad news.

Gadget: What happened. You have problems with acting?

Ugly Sonic: [Hardly breathes] No! It's Vadim!

Zipper: Vadim is ill? Captured? Killed?

Ugly Sonic: No. [sighs] He's monster!

Monty: Vadim looks like a monster?

Ugly Sonic: No again. He is monster [sighs] mentally. Working with him is like sitting in jail! He abuses cartoons here!

Chip: Oh no! It's terrible! Why you're alone now? Where are other actors?

Ugly Sonic: Still there. I needed to escape and ask you help!

Dale: If you asked us, you did the right thing! It's our work! But we need to call our old friend! [Grabs a phone and calls] Hello! We need your help!

[Scene change: Outside Vadim's studio, day]

[Rescue Rangers, ugly Sonic and Ellie are discussing their plan]

Ellie: Ok, why don't we just ask about him?

Gadget: It would be the easiest way to solve the problem but it will be hard to do. One big problem means that we can't talk to Vadim about it because he will make us slaves too.

Ellie: Alright. Here is the plan. Chip, Dale, you need to go into security control room when Monty and Ugly Sonic must find the way to save his henchmen. You, Zipper, need distract them on you, Gadget, should go with me and look for a character to ask him about the way. Clear?

All: Clear!

[Soon Gumball arrives]

Gumball: That dastardly Vadim kidnapped 3 my friends - Bobert, Carmen and Alan.

Dale: But wait. As I watched your show, you weren't friends with Alan but he wanted to be.

Gumball: I know it. But now I need to help you. What should I do?

Ellie: Find the room where characters where locked up.

...

[Scene change, Vadim's studio, hall, day]

[Zipper is getting to throw a glass bottle on the ground]

Ellie: [in the transmitter] Zipper, do it.

Zipper: Now these robots will come. [throws the bottle which shatters]

Bobert: What was that?

WALL-E: It seems like someone in the hall.

[Robots and Vadim are coming in the hall with Zipper. He hides in the little box]

Zipper: I hope they wouldn't find me. [takes a transmitter] I have distracted them. Everyone, you can move one.

[The box gets grabbed and opened by someone unseen. Zipper looks scared]

[Scene change: Vadim's studio, another hall, day]

Gadget: We are walking for a long time and didn't actually see any character who can help us.

Ellie: I know... [heard Vadim walking] It's him! We need to hide! [Finds an iron box in the darkness] We need to hide here.

[She opens a box, Gadget jumps in it and Ellie is going after her. Vadim passes by this box but looks surprised]

Ellie: [sighs twice] I wish he won't find us. [hears someone crying] Gadget, it's you?

Gadget: No. Here is someone else.

[They look in the corner of the box and see Maddie the Taipan who cries because she has a pain in her tail wiping her face with napkin]

Gadget: I know her. It's Maddie from Back to the Outback. She is also leader of volunteers who treated victims of bootlegging.

Ellie: She already had very miserable fate. If she is here, something could happen to her.

Gadget: Hey, Maddie. What happened to you?

Maddie: [looks at them as if she wants help from them] It's Vadim. [sniffs]

Gadget: He abused you, Maddie?

Maddie: Yes! He was doing it almost because he loves to see me cry. He is doing it like he abused Bubbles from Powerpuff Girls, Cuddles and Toothy from Happy Tree Friends, Alan Keane from The Amazing World of Gumball and Jenny Wakeman before possessing her. He ordered Chris Phenger, who is the bully in the movie to sprain my tail. Vadim was saying that he wanted to make audience feel bad for us but he behaved like he wasn't even caring! [continues crying]

Ellie: That's bad Maddie, but we came to save you all. You have done many kind things around the city so you shouldn't be the victim of abusing anymore.

Gadget: I once saw your movie and felt bad for you here. You should understand, that he may do this to make the audience feel sympathy for you. You gonna find more friends! You helped us fix everything after our mission. Please, Maddie, don't cry. I promise, you all will have better fate.

Maddie: [hugs Gadget and stops crying] [sighs] Thank you. So what did you want?

Ellie: The way to security control room.

Maddie: You need to go forward and soon turn right and them turn left and go until the end.

Gadget: You should repeat it with this! [gives her transmitter]

[Scene change: Vadim's studio, another hall, day]

[Chip and Dale are running in the hall. Soon transmitter starts ringing]

Dale: We had a call! [takes a transmitter]

Maddie: You need to go forward and soon turn right, then left and go until the end.

Chip: It isn't Gadget or Ellie.

Ellie: It's Maddie who is leader of volunteers who helped us to treat all victims of bootlegging and also Vadim's worst victim. She agreed to help us.

[Both Chip and Dale making smiles and run to the security control room on the way Maddie told about. Soon they reach this place]

Chip: Taipan was right.

Dale: That's very good that we are making another friend. [Takes a transmitter] Hey, Monty! Did you see which number does room with characters has?

Monty: Yes! Try to find the room with number B21! It's this room.

[Dale steps on the panel and works on computer finding the room B21. Soon he presses the option "Open" and opens this room. All characters happily running away]

Carmen Verde: We're free, Alan! We are finally free!

Toothy: I wonder who freed us.

[Soon Vadim and his henchmen arrive at the entry of security control room]

Vadim: HEY! What do you think, you're doing?

Dale: Stopping your tyranny! You had abused many characters already.

Vadim: Abused? Who do you think, I had abused? Just give up if you want to free [shows Zipper in the plastic box] your little friend.

Chip and Dale: [both] ZIPPER!

[Soon other members of the group and characters are arriving]

Maddie: Here we are to finish your crimes!

Vadim: You really don't understand me. ROBOTS! CATCH THEM!

Gadget: [presses the possession button and releases robots from Vadim's control) Too late, Cynorg!

Vadim: OK! OK! I give up! But i needed to do it all! You probably don't know what's happening now!

[Everyone looks surprised]

Vadim: Before putting me in jail you need to listen to me because only I can save your lives. [sees that everyone doesn't want to offend him] Ok, guys. Only one reason of my goals was actually just... [gets knocked out by electro-shock]

Jenny: [Reveals herself that she knocked him out] I think that's enough for him.

[Everyone looks shocked]

[Scene change: Outside Vadim's studio, evening]

[Police officers are taking Vadim away]

Vadim: I know you think that I'm guilty. [to Chip and Dale] But YOU!!! You made all evil of this world go out of its lair and spread evil around the globe! Soon you will see it and regret arresting me! [gets pushed inside the truck]

[Police officers are driving away. Rescue Rangers look surprised when others look happy]

Gadget: Now I think that we did a wrong thing if he was saying it like that.

Chip: But if I see [looks on happy characters] that they're happy, nothing bad will happen.

Dale: I hope so.

[They come to characters]

Dale: [to Maddie] Hey, Maddie! You know, it is necessary and I'll say it. How did you get this miserable life?

Gadget: [angrily] DALE!!!

Zipper: [embarrasly] Thank you for asking it!

[Looks shocked on Dale and her eyes filled up with tears. First, it seems that she was going to cry, but she laughs]

Maddie: [laughing] No, it's OK. [normally] It's perfectly normal question. Now I can tell you.

[Flashback: street of the city, day]

[Maddie walks down the street and everybody comes away from her. Maddie feels sad]

Maddie: [narrating at the background] I was feared and hated by everybody.

[She then appears at the cinema, watching "Harry Potter and Deathly Hallows", moment when Nagini appears. Maddie gets upset at seeing her as Voldemort's pet]

Maddie: [narrating at the background] And I thought about the reason. Humans always love some nice and fluffy animals like dogs and particulalry cats, however they distastefully portrayed snakes as terrifying menace almost everywhere.

[Maddie writes a sign at her house]

Maddie: [narrating at the background] I decided to write a sign to make somebody give another chance for my species. [writes "Snakes don't want to be villains. Please, give my species a better chance"]

[She comes to Warner Bros. studio with sign, however one director leaves her out of the building and closes the door. She looks really sad at this]

Maddie: [narrating at the background] I desperately tried to talk to every studio,...

[She comes to Disney studio with sign, however people push her out of the building and close the door. She looks even sadder now with her eyes filled up with tears]

Maddie: [narrating at the background] ...however they all dismissed me... [sniffs] even Disney...

[She sadly walks away until she notices Netflix company and meets one of directors]

Maddie: I already gave up... Until I found Netflix, and one of its directors. He was surprisingly nice to see me.

[She comes in the studio. Then Frank, Zoe, Nigel and Pretty Boy also come in]

Maddie: When I met my future friends first, I saw the same miserable souls like me. I wanted to be friends and suceeded during making our movie.

[Back to normal time]

Chip: You deserve better. I didn't want to live like you in past.

Dale: And I also wanted to say it. Thank you for finding my phone.

Maddie: You're welcome. But speaking about consequences, what does Vadim's words mean?

Dale: I don't know. Maybe he wanted to do something but we ruined his plan. [to Jenny] Jenny! Why did he serve to you?

Jenny: I can call every his former servant and discuss it.

[Scene change: Dale's house, evening]

[Team (Chip, Dale, Monty, Gadget, Zipper, Ellie, Dylan, Maddie, Ugly Sonic, Jenny, Roger, Gumball, WALL-E, Bobert, Iron Giant, Bumblebee and R.O.B.) is discussing Vadim's deeds]

Chip: As we wanted to know, every robot here had to work to Mr. Gurzhey. So I think that everyone of you can have some needs to do it. What are they?

WALL-E: Well, he put these devices in us to make us completely obedient.

Ellie: But he did all this for reason?

Iron Giant: Yes. I was friends with one human boy. So he threatened me, if I won't obey me, I will never meet my friend again. [to Bumblebee] What about you, Bumblebee?

Bumblebee: I was starring in Transformers movies and he said, that I will never star in them. [To Bobert] Bobert?

Bobert: He threatened me that my mind will be erased. Did you all see that I worked like a clear servant? [to R.O.B.] But what did YOU had, R.O.B.?

R.O.B.: [computer sounds instead of speaking]

Zipper: I can't hear what is he saying.

Bobert: He says that he would have been rebuilt into a consruction robot.

WALL-E: I think it's my turn. He threatened me that I would have been rebuilt into another junk robot and I would work here for life.

Jenny: I was his closest servant. But do you want to know why? He said that I will be separated from outer world because [points at her body] he wanted me to hide my looks.

[Flashback: Outside Vadim's office, day]

[Vadim is ready to come in with Jenny]

Vadim: We can come in.

Jenny: Great. [tries to come but Vadim stops her]

Vadim: One more thing. Change your design because [points at Jenny's stomach] these "clothes?" aren't allowed here!

Jenny: [sighs] OK. [Changes her clothes to business uniform]

Vadim: That's better.

[Cut to present time]

Jenny: He also wanted to make me a perfect bodyguard. He learned and tested all my abilities and deleted all my vulnerable places.

Maddie: But if he deleted them, he made you more powerful, Jenny. What's wrog with it?

Jenny: He deleted them after accidentally almost bursting me.

[Flashback: Vadim's mansion, living room]

[Jenny is showing her skills to Vadim]

Vadim: Impressive. I heard that you can be defeated for some reasons?

Jenny: What do you mean?

Vadim: I mean, that there is something that can destroy you right? Like water? [shows the bucket with water]

Jenny: [nervously] NO!

Vadim: Don't worry, I will not harm you so hard! [pours the water on Jenny]

Jenny: NOOOOOOOOOOO.....!!!!

Vadim: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA...!!!!

[Cut to the outside of living room, Bobert is coming here with the tea and buscuits]

Bobert: Do you want a dessert, boss? I have something special for ya...

[Jenny blows up knocking Bobert down. Explosion makes other robots, many pictures and other objects in the house fall down. Switch to the other house on the far distance where two animated kids (drawn in Loud House style) are watching this]

Kid 1: It seems like Vadim made another robot self-destruct.

Kid 2: [notices the color of smoke] Possibly it's Jenny from My Life as a Teenage Robot. If it was she, she is not so lucky to deal with him.

Kid 1: I actually thought that she is immortal!

[Cut back to living room. Vadim is hanging on the lustre while burnt Jenny is lying on the floor with blown up and burning stomach and her remains are scattered across the entire room. Bobert comes in with some Jenny's shards on his arm, face and eye]

Jenny: I told you, that it would be better to find another way.

[Lustre with Vadim falls on Bobert setting the living roomn on fire. Iron Giant and Bumblebee are breaking in and extinguish the living room covering them all in extinguishing substance]

[Cut back to present time]

Jenny: I would have died here. And it took 2000$ to repair my stomach completely. And another 4000$ to repair Vadim's living room.

Gadget: Um, OK. We got it.

Roger: [starts laughing] I can't believe that you two can be funny!

Gumball: Shut up, Roger! This is supposed to be serious!

Dale: Actually I felt hard pain on myself. My spine was broken I was almost crushed by an elephant who fell on me.

Chip: That wasn't an elephant, Dale. Those are 3 hippos. This happens in very ridiculous and destructive way.

[Flashback: The building area, day]

[Chip and Dale are walking near the building area. At the high platform we can see Handy (Happy Tree Friends), Beshte (The Lion Guard), Gloria (Madagaskar), Peter Potamus (Peter Potamus), Bubbles (Angry Birds) and other builders. On the building area we can see multiple cars such as main team with Bob (Bob the builder), many building cars (Cars) Emmet Brickowski in his robot (The LEGO Movie) and others]

Chip: Maybe we can ask our old friend Handy where we can find this shop.

[They are entering the building area]

Chip: Hey, Handy! I want to ask you one question!

Handy: Well say it, Chip! Don't you see that we have very dangerous work right now?!

Chip: Sorry, but we wanted to ask, where is the nearest game store.

Handy: [frustrated] On the corner of next cross!

Dale: These builders are always grumpy. Maybe I can relax here [lies on the column of platform accidentally making it shake]

[Shaking platform makes Beshte, Gloria, Peter and Bubbles lose their balance and fall down and Bubbles catched the edge of the platform]

Chip: DALE, LOOK OUT!!!!

[Beshte falls on Dale and crushes him. Then Gloria falls on Beshte and crushes them both. Peter Potamus falls on Gloria but doesn't crush them but bonce on Gloria's belly like a trampoline]

Peter Potamus: THANK GOD I'M ALIVE!!!

Handy: Bubbles, GRAB MY HAND!!!

Bubbles: [loses his power] I... can't. [falls down] YOU HAVE NO HAAAAANDS!!!

Gloria: Uhh... Now I should come back...

[Bubbles falls in Gloria's open mouth and then inside of her]

Gloria: I got something in my mouth! What is it? [tries to get up]

Bubbles: [heard inside Gloria's belly] Bleurghh! I didn't realise that I'm gonna be eaten right now. I would like to live in Gloria's belly but there is gross stuff! [notices flowers] Oh no, I'm allergic to flowers. No, no, I'm gonna sneeze!

[Bubbles sneezes and accidentally starts inflating himself so Gloria gets inflated too becoming a round huge ball in height of the platform. Peter Potamus falls back on the platform]

Gloria: Are you joking?! With size bigger than that I would burst! Can someone get this strange thing out of me?!

Peter Potamus: I would like to have some kind of pillow like that. [climbs on Gloria and lies on her belly]

Gloria: [notices that she starts rolling] NO, NO, NO, NO, NO, NOOOOOOO!!!

Peter Potamus: I didn't expect that!!! Now I have to go!!! [tries to jump back to the platform but it was too late so he starts running on the rolling Gloria not to fall]

[Gloria accidentally hits Scoop (Bob the builder) who falls and accidentally pushes a bulldozer (Cars) who pushes Dizzie (Bob the builder) who falls down. Gloria then rolls screaming and gets stuck with head down in the small round hole in the ground. Platform starts falling and everyone screaming but fortunately Emmet's robot catched it.]

Emmet: [through the microphone] Thank! God!

Scoop: In this size like that Gloria should be wrecking ball. Or hot-air balloon.

[Bob runs to Gloria in the hole]

Bob: [puts his hand on Gloria's belly near belly button] Now we have to fire all heavy and inflatable characters for our own good.

Chip: [runs to Dale under Beshte] DALE!!! WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?! LOOK AT THIS MESS!!! [notices Dale silent] Dale can you hear me?

Handy: [furiously] Gloria, Beshte, Bubbles, YOU'RE FIRED!!!

[Back to normal time]

Gumball: Well that was geniunely funny!

Dale: [laughing nervoulsy] Well, that was it.

Chip: [to all] You may think, this is funny [to Dale] but after damage YOU caused, Dale [to others again] we had to pay lot of money! It would cost many characters' lifes! If they didn't take Bubbles out of Gloria's belly right, someone of them would have exploded.

Jumping in dimensions
...

Future life
[Everyone is running away from the crushing factory. Daxon stands and looks on the sky while others run to him]

Daxon: I did a huge mistake at serving that devil. Now I think these people will perish me what I don't want for... [looks out to notice people running to him] huh?

[Characters start running over Daxon dragging him with them]

Daxon: HEY!!! MOVE BACK! MOVE BACK! STOP! STOP! STOOOOOOOP!!!

[Everyone stops at the safe distance. Jenny and Spyro fly in the sky holding Bubbles and Ugly Sonic by hands. WALL•E stops hiding inside his box as Gumball throws Xassoud's arm on the ground. Roger jumps over WALL•E when Gloria accidentally runs over WALL•E and falls down unconsious. Maddie with friends accidentally runs in Gloria getting hit. CLIVE lands on the ground transforming in humanoid form and putting Monty and Gadget on the ground and releasing Zipper, Ellie, Vadim and wounded Dylan holding wounded Bastet in his hands]

Bastet: You're good dog, Dylan. Thanks for rescuing me.

Dylan: I had to do it.

Gadget: Did you ever see, how we fought in dimensions?

Zipper: I hope you were awesome.

Ellie: But what happened to Hazim and...

[Roof of the factory blows up and flying chip with Hazim flies in the sky screaming and landing on the rock]

Hazim: CURSES!!! Even if it's not explosion destroyed the vents! I should have noticed before!!!

Maddie: You almost took away my friends! MY FAMILY!!! Now you have to pay, you psychotic coward!!!

Hazim: [laughs] You really think you won? Didn't you notice that two your little friends are missing?

Vadim: [looks on the factory again] [on Russian] NO! [back on English] I know they are still alive!!!

Ellie: Really. What happened to Chip and Dale? I hope they're...

[She couldn't finish as factory blows up and explosion pushes everyone.]

Daxon: Oh nuts!

[He gets pushed away by explosion and falls in the river where he dies. Everyone looks on the factory shocked and sad]

Bubbles: They didn't do it...

Spyro: Poor chipmunks...

Gadget: CHIP!!! DALE!!! NO!!! [starts crying]

[Monty hugs her to comfort]

Zipper: Indeed. They saved us all...

[Hazim grines at this]

Ellie: [silently] No...

Vadim: [puts his hand on Ellie] I'm so sorry for everyone. I'm sorry for taking you two away, rescue rangers...

[Jenny looks on them sadly; Maddie starts crying and friends and WALL•E hug her to comfort. Gumball, Darwin and Roger look on each other sadly. Suddenly the iron box starts falling down]

Gumball: Wait, LOOK!!!

[Everyone relaxes a bit and looks in the sky]

Maddie: [relaxes a bit] What is that?

[Jenny uses her eye-scanners to look on the box while Gumball stands on Gloria's belly and raises Maddie who raises Gadget with binoculars in the sky. Gadget looks closer and notices Chip and Dale breaking out of the box and entering]

Gadget: THEY ARE ALIVE!!!

[Everyone starts cheering while Gloria wakes up]

Gloria: [still a bit sleepy] Ughh, who is alive?...

[Monty and Gadget start bouncing on Gloria's belly happily]

Gloria: BE CAREFUL!!! Thank god, I will finally rest...

Dale: We did it, Chip...

Chip: Finally, friend... We DID IT!!!

[Gadget, Monty and Zipper fastly run to them and hug]

Monty: You're heroes!!!

Gadget: The most powerful chipmunks ever!!!

Zipper: How did you survive the explosion?

Dale: It doesn't matter. The matter is, we did it together!!!

[Everyone runs to them]

Hazim: But what about me? What did these two rodents do? It's not fair! One day, I will find better servants and revenge you!!!

[Rescue rangers, Ellie, Vadim, Dylan and Bastet surround Hazim angrily]

Ellie: What should we do with him?

Dylan: This dude put us all in danger. The level of violent punishment is uncountable!!!

Hazim: I deserve to be on the throne of mayor of this planet!

Maddie: [Grabs Hazim] We should lock his mind in jail for supervillains! That is the place he deserves.

[Garbage truck is coming. Vadim snatches Hazim out of Maddie's tail. Hazim accidentally hits the old TV which prepares to fall on him]

Hazim: Ha! HA! HA! Pathetic foolish film director just let me go here?! Ha-HA! Nobody is smart! However I'm free! I always knew that I will... [gets crushed by TV]

Vadim: No, Maddie. It's too dangerous to keep this monster alive. He told me to ruin everyone's life. He almost took everyone on the planet's life. I can't forgive him shaming me and all of you. Our crimes MUST. BE. PAID.