Powerpuff Girls (film)/Trailer transcripts

Trailer #1
[A mysterious runner leaving behind a trail of girls particles zooms past the Green Hills police car, with the radar gun indicating that the runner is going at a pace of 760 mph]

Tom Wachowski (played by James Marden): "What the?"

[fade to black transition]

[Tom finds a girls' quill fizzling with electricity left behind on the grass path]

[cue the Paramount logo, but with pink, blue and green the stars]

[Cartoon Network Studios production]

''[Girls is flying through the forest in motion blur, where they finally rests at a cave which we assume is his rustic abode. The backdrop features various commodities including amongst others: a haphazardly placed stop sign, a disheveled bean bag chair, and a collection of sports running shoes]''

[Powerpuff Girls goes to play a cassette, prompting the trailer's muzak to be set to "Gangsta's Paradise", a song by American rapper Coolio]

[transition to girls on the road and exercise]

Blossom: "Gotta go flies!"

''[they flys, prompting the same pink, blue and green particles to trail behind as seen earlier. girls is flying so fast that it reaches the point of creating a massive shockwave in the desert]''

''[We cut to a resulting suburban blackout, and then a shot from the viewpoint of space featuring North American district lights blinkering out. The film will not detail the hazards expected of such a major power loss, with vulnerability to hospital patients dependent on life support, because this is a kids movie]''

[Transition to a meeting of bureaucrats in the Pentagon]

Government official 1: "Twenty minutes ago, an energy surge knocked out power across the entire Pacific Northwest."

''[Shots of a military camp, and a large black truck approaching. The vehicle features a prominent red lens much akin to HAL-9000's signature eye]''

Government official 1: "This needs someone who can figure out exactly what we're dealing with."

Government official 2: "You're not suggesting who I think you're suggesting?"

[Cue a shot of the truck unloading a mechanical staircase]

Government official 1: "We have no choice."

''[Out steps the passenger, none other than Dr. Ivo "Morbucks" Moody. He is played by Hailee Steinfeld with yellow shirt and black coat.]''

Mayor Bennington: "What the?"

Moody: "Are you in charge here?"

Bennington: "Yes I a-"

Moody: "Nope!"

Bennington: "My m-"

Moody: "Wrong!"

Bennington: "L-"

Moody: "I'm in charge! Allow me to clarify."

[Moody does a bizarre gesture akin to the hydraulic whir of a robot and stares off into the distance]

Moody: "In a sequentially ranked hierarchy based on level of critical importance, the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone?"

[she walks off, as his assistant enters the scene]

Stone: "The doctor thinks you're basic."

Bennington: "Listen pal, I don't know if you realize who-"

Moody: "I'm sorry Major, what was your name?"

Bennington: "Benni-"

Moody: "Nobody cares!"

[Bennington scowls]

[Cue a screen with the accompanying text declaring that the film will be released Coming this 2023]

[Wachowski kicks the door of a tool shed open]

Wachowski: "SFPD!"

[His flashlight reveals girls in the darkness]

Blossom: "Uhh, meow?"

''[Wachowski screams, which causes girls to also scream in response. Wachowski fires a tranquilizer three of dart at girls' leg]''

Buttercup: "Oh, come o-"

[girls face-plants]

[Cue a car chase]

Wachowski: "Alright pal, I want answers."

Blossom: "Basically, it looks like we're gonna have to save your planet."

''[A robotic tank with the same red lens featured on Moody's truck appears behind Wachowski's car. It fires a grappling hook cable, breaking the back window]''

[girls fly out of the car and performs use laser vision, which topples the tank]

Buttercup: "Oh-hoh! Is that all you got?"

[they flys off back to the car]

''[We cut to Moody elsewhere, watching via remote connection. He activates a prompt on his digital interface]''

Moody: "No, but thank you for asking."

[A smaller robot pops out of the tank]

Bubbles: "Uh oh."

[Cut to Moody analyzing a lone quill sparkling with girl's electricity, she speaks to Stone]

Moody: "Whatever this creature is. Our job is to secure it."

[Another shot of Moody's digital interface]

Moody: "Neutralize it."

''[Moody is performing an experiment with Girl's quill. She uses a mechanical arm to place it on a metal tray]''

Moody: "See what makes it tick."

[Moody puts on lopsided sunglasses]

''[Cut to her doing an odd taste test of the quill, which electrocutes her. Stone is visibly appalled]''

[Cue a screen with the text proclaiming the film to be from the producers of "Sonic the Hedgehog" franchise]

''[The following scene, girls is flying on the side of a building. Blossom throws a ring which teleports Wachowski and Maddie(Tika Sumpter) away to a farm. It appears that the ring is a portal now]''

[Screen displays the primary tagline: Every Hero-]

''[Cut to a pyramid backdrop. Moody's aerial vehicle fires four laser blasts at girls, but fails to hit him]''

[Continuing primary tagline: -Has A Genesis]

''[Cue Sonic, Wachowski and Annie on a building. Moody's aerial vehicle, now sporting red lights, surrounds them with various drones. Moody is of a much more grizzled appearance, with some peach fuzz on his chin and wearing his trademark yellow jacket as well as goggles. She activates the drones, which fire dozens of missiles at girls]''

Bubbles: "Look at this!"

''[girls is unfazed as he pretends to look at a watch. Time apparently stops]''

Blossom: "We took nine millions steps today."

''[Time is still frozen because girls is so fast. He takes the missiles and imitates using drumsticks, but on some of Moody's projectiles. He blows up more projectiles and strikes a rocker pose because Buttercup is a rebel]''

[Title: Powerpuff Girls]

''[Cut to additional scene gag where Maddie and Wachowski are in a contemporary lobby. girls were stowed comedically inside Wachowski's bag]''

Wachowski: Stay in there and be quiet!

Bubbles: How much longer? I can't breathe in here.

Woman: Do you have your child in that bag?

Wachowski: No. I mean yes, it's a child but it's not mine.

[Beat]

Man: "It's not your child?"

[The man and woman leave Annie and Wachowski, awkwardly mistaking them for criminals partaking in child abduction]

Buttercup: "Smells like body spray and an old ham sandwich."

[The screen reiterates that the movie is coming out in February of 2023, but there are quick static interruptions finally revealing a spray with dark orange Moody