How I Hated High School/Transcript


 * [movie starts with the 2005 Universal Pictures logo, then the New Line Cinema logo as XTC's Mayor of Simpleton begins to play. Then, an aerial shot of the city of Long Beach appears, with the titles then reading "Universal Pictures and New Line Cinema present", "a Lawrence Gordon production" and "a Curtis Hanson film". Three adolescent students, named Marvin Hallett, Preston Zebedee Fredrickson and Isaac McCrory, are seen riding their bicycles. They then pull their bicycles over to Long Beach Polytechnic High School]


 * Marvin Hallett: Ah. Long Beach Polytechnic High School. Where massive student groups advanced their intelligence and adolescence every Monday to Friday.


 * Phyllis: Hey, guys? [they all stop walking to see Phyllis feeling sick] I-I don't f-f-feel so good.


 * Preston: Hey, if you're gonna throw up, throw up in the women's restroom. It's right next to us. [Phyllis runs into the women's restroom and throws up. A vomit splash and screaming women are heard at once. The screaming women exit the restroom. They all stare in shock for a moment] Well, that was quite unexpecting. [Isaac slaps him] Ouch!


 * Marvin: I better go see if she is okay. [Isaac blocks his way]


 * Isaac: Ah-ah-ah. You can't go in there. It's the women's restroom. That's what Preston was talking about. [Preston shrugs]


 * Isaac: Well... You know what they say: "All dogs go to heaven." [Both Marvin and Preston laugh]


 * Marvin: Good one, Isaac.