Brad & Lisa/transcript


 * [movie starts with the 2011 20th Century Fox logo]


 * [Lisa's alarm clock goes off. She wakes up, turns it off and gets out of the covers]


 * Lisa Simpson: Good morning, Springfield! [walks up to her window and opens it, then smells the air] Ah! There is nothing like refreshing air this morning.


 * Marge Simpson: [calling out to Lisa from downstairs] Lisa, breakfast!


 * Lisa: Ugh. Okay, Mom!


 * [cut to the family having breakfast. Lisa runs into the kitchen and sits]


 * Marge: I made pancakes for you, Lisa. I added it with syrup and butter on top of it.


 * Homer Simpson: Mmm... pancakes.


 * Marge: No, they're not for you, Homer. They're for Lisa.


 * Homer: D'oh!


 * Marge: [sets the plate down on the table] I hope you like it.


 * Homer: There's one thing I wanted to tell you.


 * Lisa: What is it?


 * Homer: You can stay here for about a day, because we're going on a vacation to Hawaii!


 * Marge: That's right, sweetheart! A vacation to Hawaii!


 * Lisa: Hawaii?


 * Homer: Uh... Hawaii is, uh... um... Uh... I don't know.


 * Lisa: [facepalms] Oh, don't you get it, Dad? Hawaii is a state of the United States located outside North America, and is the only island state in the country. The largest city is Honolulu, located in the island of Oʻahu, the third-largest of the Hawaiian Islands, nicknamed "The Gathering Place".


 * Marge: She's right, Homie.


 * Homer: Oh, I see.


 * Marge: What time is it, anyway?


 * Homer: Erm... [shrugs] I don't know.


 * Marge: Oh, for God's sakes, Homer, haven't you checked your watch to see what time it is?


 * Homer: [checks his watch and screams] It's nine o'clock! That means we'll miss our flight to Hawaii! We've gotta hurry otherwise we'll fail to reach our plane!


 * Lisa: Well, I guess Dad was right. Now that my family is off on vacation, [points thumbs to herself] this little girl can get to do things all by herself! Hit it, Snowball! [Snowball V turns on the radio with her paw and Berlin's Lost in the Crowd begins playing. Snowball V meows afterwards]


 * [all of a sudden, a vortex appears outside, high above the backyard of the Simpsons house. Lisa gasps. Cut to Moe's Tavern, then the interior of it, where Barney, Lenny and Carl are drinking beer. Moe enters the scene]


 * Moe Szyslak: You all want a refill?


 * All (Barney, Lenny and Carl): Yeah! [Barney burps]


 * Moe: Gotcha. But, don't mention it, because that won't be worth extra mugs. [Comic Book Guy bursts in]


 * Comic Book Guy: Guys! [they all stare at Comic Book Guy with confused expressions on their faces] I got something bad for you all.


 * Moe: A tornado?


 * Carl Carlson: A hurricane?


 * Lenny Leonard: An earthquake?


 * Barney Gumble: A rainbow? [burps]


 * Comic Book Guy: No! It's a vortex!


 * All (Moe, Barney, Lenny and Carl): A vortex?


 * Comic Book Guy: Yes! Come on! Out! You gotta see this! [he, Moe and the barflies come out of the bar to see the vortex]


 * Lenny: You're right. I knew I should've moved to New York City.


 * Barney: More beer for me! [they all stare at Barney] What? [burps. Cut back to the backyard of the Simpsons house]


 * Lisa: Oh, God, stop this crazy thing! [screams. Hangs onto the grass just before she gets sucked in. Santa's Little Helper comes out of the Simpsons house and stares at Lisa] No! Don't leave me here! Don't! [Santa's Little Helper walks back in. The piece of the grass then snaps, sending Lisa into the vortex] Noooooooo! [the vortex closes]


 * Homer: [Bart sneaks up to him, then slowly takes the sunglasses off his face] Huh? Bart! [as Homer tries to grab the glasses out of Bart's hands, Bart pulls them away] Those are my glasses! Give those back! [Bart throws the glasses away] No! [the glasses immerse in the ocean. Bart laughs] Why, you little! [strangles Bart] I'll teach you how to ruin my glasses!


 * Marge: Homer, will you ever stop that?


 * Homer: It was Bart's fault, not mine.


 * [camera changes to Brad and Lisa singing along with Kesha's Tik Tok on the radio while Brad is driving]


 * Lisa: ♪Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up♪


 * Brad: ♪Tonight, I'ma fight, till we see the sunlight♪


 * Brad and Lisa: ♪TiK ToK, on the clock, but the party don't stop, no. Woah-oh oh oh, woah-oh oh oh. Don't stop, make it pop, DJ, blow my speakers up, tonight, I'ma fight, till we see the sunlight, TiK ToK, on the clock, but the party don't stop, no. Woah-oh oh oh, woah-oh oh oh.♪ [song ends]


 * Lisa: [sighs] That was magnificent, wasn't it, Brad?


 * Brad: Yeah, it sure was. Hey, we should write down our #1 thing: sing along while listening to a song on the radio. How does that sound?


 * Lisa: Um, I'm not going to lie... but that sounds amazing.


 * Brad: [sighs]


 * [the credits begin rolling as I've Always Got You, From Here to Springfield and Moanin' Lisa Blues play]