Brad & Lisa/transcript


 * [movie starts with the 2011 20th Century Fox logo]


 * [Lisa's alarm clock goes off. Lisa turns it off, gets out of the covers and yawns]


 * Lisa Simpson: Good morning, Springfield! [opens her window and smells the air] Ahh! Nothing compares to the smell of crisp morning air. [Snowball V walks into Lisa's room] Oh, it's looks so beautiful out there now. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the trees are blooming. [Snowball V jumps onto Lisa's shoulder and purrs] Aw, good morning, my sweet little Snowball. [picks Snowball V up] You sure are feeling invigorated this morning, aren't you?


 * Marge Simpson: [from downstairs] Lisa, breakfast!


 * Lisa: Ugh. Okay, Mom! [drops Snowball V, who lands on her feet, and runs offscreen. Snowball V looks at the viewers with a confused look on her face and shrugs. The scene changes to the kitchen, where the family are having breakfast. Lisa runs into the kitchen and sits]


 * Marge: I made pancakes for you, sweetheart. I added it with syrup and butter on top of it.


 * Homer Simpson: Mmm… pancakes.


 * Marge: No, they're not for you, Homer. They're for Lisa.


 * Homer: D'oh!


 * Marge: [set the plate down on the table] I hope you like it.


 * [a doorbell noise is heard]


 * Lisa: Hmm? Oh, looks like someone's already here. That better be my boyfriend, Colin. But if it's not him, I'm gonna have to find out who it is. [opens the door, revealing Milhouse]


 * Milhouse Van Houten: Hi, Lisa.


 * Lisa: Milhouse? What are you doing here?


 * Milhouse: Um... [clears throat] I, uh, came here to say something else to you. I was wondering if you could hang out at my parents' house. Wanna come? It'll be great. [Lisa becomes angry]


 * Lisa: No! Now get out of my house, you dunderhead!


 * Milhouse: But I'm not even in here.


 * Lisa: I don't care if you're in here or not. You must go! [slams the door and sighs. Milhouse starts crying, but the scene only shows Lisa inside the house, so his voice is slightly muffled thanks to the door] Well, I guess Dad was right. Now that my family is off on vacation, [points to herself] Lisa Simpson gets to do all the things by herself!


 * [the credits begin rolling as "Train to Springfield", "I Just Wanna See", "House of Cards", and "Moanin' Lisa Blues" play]