Brad & Lisa/transcript


 * [Movie starts with the 2004 20th Century Fox logo]


 * [The titles read "20th Century Fox Presents," "A Gracie Films Production," and "in association with 20th Century Fox Animation"]


 * [First lines]


 * Homer Simpson: [Calling Lisa] Alright, Lisa, stay inside! We're going on a vacation! Be good, okay?


 * Lisa Simpson: Okay, guys! I'll miss you all soon!


 * Homer Simpson: Marge, did you get the towels?


 * Marge Simpson: Yes.


 * Homer Simpson: The sunscreen?


 * Marge Simpson: Yes.


 * Homer Simpson: The rest of the vacation stuff?


 * Marge Simpson: Yes.


 * Homer Simpson: [Calling Lisa again] Okay, Lisa! We're leaving! We'll be right back!


 * Lisa Simpson: Okay, I know! I'll be good!


 * Homer Simpson: Okay! See you in 3 days! [The family, except Lisa, leaves the house and they close the door. Lisa comes downstairs, looks out the window and sees her family in the car and are ready to go on a vacation. The camera cuts to Homer and Marge]


 * Marge Simpson: You know vacations are holidays.


 * Homer Simpson: Oh, I know they are.


 * Marge Simpson: Um, aren't you gonna work at the power plant?


 * Homer Simpson: Relax. Hopefully Mr. Burns would like that. [The camera cuts to Mr. Burns's office in the power plant. He is waiting for Homer to work at the plant]


 * Smithers: [to Mr. Burns] Are you sure Homer will be there?


 * Mr. Burns: Oh, come on, Smithers. You think Homer is just as lazy as fat people are and is waiting for himself to work at this plant? Pfft. That's all I need to ask.


 * Smithers: [Thinking] I'll just pretend this thing is trying to come between me and Mr. Burns.


 * [The camera cuts back to Homer and Marge. Ned appears outside of the Flanders house and talking to Homer]


 * Ned Flanders: [to Homer] Well, hi-diddly-ho, neighborino!


 * Homer Simpson: [Talking to himself, whispering] Stupid Flanders. [to Ned, in normal voice] Well, hey, Ned. We're going on a vacation. My 8-year-old daughter's staying in our house. She's gonna do a lot of things in there. I bought her a to-do list to see if she wants some tasks to do. Wouldn't you go on a vacation?


 * Ned Flanders: No.


 * Homer Simpson: Why not?


 * Ned Flanders: I've got lots of work to do at my house, like trimming shrubs, and all that.


 * Homer Simpson: Oh, okay. Well, see you in also 3 days!


 * Lisa Simpson: [The camera cuts back to Lisa Simpson still looking out the window and seeing the family drive off] It's a good thing I'm the only one in this house. Oh, well, I guess it's time to do something else. I have my to do list. [The camera cuts to Lisa's room, with Lisa entering her room] There you are. [She picks up her to do list and gasps in shock after she notices she has a lot of tasks to do on her list] Ay, caramba! There's a lot to do. "Turn on music." Hmm. [She comes back downstairs and sees a radio station on a table] Aha! Music, Mr. Radio. [She turns it on and Maneater starts playing] That's one.


 * Brad Pitt: Are you an animated character from The Simpsons?


 * Lisa Simpson: Why, yes. Listen, I did not mean to startle each other, but what's your name?


 * Brad Pitt: Uh... Brad Pitt, the most powerful American actor of all-time.


 * Lisa Simpson: Good. I'm Lisa Simpson, the animated 8-year-old girl from The Simpsons.


 * Brad Pitt: Well, what happened to you?


 * Lisa Simpson: I got transported to the real world. I mean, come on! Look at me! I'm still in 2D animation! Can't you even believe it?


 * Brad Pitt: Never expected that.


 * Lisa Simpson: Yeah, me too.


 * Brad Pitt: Where do you live in?


 * Lisa Simpson: In Springfield. And where do you live in?


 * Brad Pitt: [Quietly] In Springfield, Missouri.


 * Lisa Simpson: In what?


 * Brad Pitt: In Springfield, Missouri.


 * Lisa Simpson: Ay! We both have the city of the same name as I live in! [Brad and Lisa start laughing in joy as they hug each other] OK, you can put me down now. [Brad puts her down]


 * Brad Pitt: [He smells the fresh air] Ahh. It sure is a nice day today, isn't it, Lisa?


 * Lisa Simpson: It sure is.


 * Lisa Simpson: [to Gregory] I've heard that you're one nasty man in this city.


 * Gregory Rainer 


 * [The credits begin rolling as Say Say Say and Jazzman start playing]