Brad & Lisa/transcript


 * [movie starts with the 2011 20th Century Fox logo]


 * [Lisa's alarm clock goes off. Lisa turns it off, gets out of the covers and yawns]


 * Lisa Simpson: Good morning, Springfield! [opens her window and smells the air] Ahh! Nothing compares to the smell of crisp morning air. [Snowball V walks into Lisa's room] Oh, it's looks so beautiful out there. The sun is shining, the birds are singing, and the trees are blooming. Sounds like my kind of day. [Snowball V jumps onto Lisa's shoulder and purrs] Aw, good morning, my sweet little Snowball. [picks Snowball V up] You're feeling invigorated this morning, aren't you?


 * Marge Simpson: [offscreen; from downstairs] Lisa, breakfast!


 * Lisa: Ugh. Okay, Mom! [drops Snowball V, who lands on her feet, and runs offscreen. The scene changes to the kitchen, where the family are having breakfast. Lisa runs into the kitchen and sits]


 * Marge: I made pancakes for you, sweetheart. I added butter, syrup and strawberries with it for an extra delightful and tastier appetite you'll ever get.


 * Homer Simpson: Mmm… pancakes.


 * Marge: Homer, they're not for you. They're for Lisa.


 * Homer: D'oh!


 * Marge: [set the plate down on the table] I hope you like it.


 * Homer: Lisa, there's one thing I want to tell you.


 * Lisa: Well, then, what is it?


 * Homer: You can stay here for about 25 hours, because we're going on a vacation to Hawaii!


 * Marge: That's right, Lisa! A vacation to Hawaii!


 * Lisa: Hawaii?


 * Homer: Uh... Hawaii is, uh... Um... It's, um... Uh, sorry. I don't know what Hawaii is.


 * Lisa: [facepalms] Oh, don't you get it, Dad? Hawaii is a state of the United States located outside North America, and is the only island state in the country. The largest city is Honolulu, located in the island of Oʻahu, the third-largest of the Hawaiian Islands, nicknamed "The Gathering Place".


 * Marge: She's right, Homer.


 * Homer: Oh, yeah. I see what you mean, sweetheart.


 * Marge: What time is it, anyway?


 * Homer: Erm... [shrugs] Nah, I have no idea.


 * Marge: Oh, for God's sake, Homer, haven't you looked at the clock on the microwave to see what time it is?


 * Homer: [looks at the clock on the microwave and the scene shows the clock saying that the time is 7:30. The scene changes to back to Homer and he screams] 7:30! That means our flight will arrive in 15 minutes! We better hurry, or else we'll fail to reach our flight to Hawaii!


 * Homer: Why, you little...! [runs over to strangle Bart, but his arms are slapped away by Marge]


 * Marge: Let me! [her arms are slapped away by Homer as well]


 * Homer: No, let me!


 * Marge: You wait your turn! [the family, except Lisa, starts to fight over Bart]


 * Homer: I was there first, damn it! [they begin fighting each other. Lisa is watching as she has a confused look on her face. She shrugs and continues walks upstairs.]


 * [the credits begin rolling as "Train to Springfield", "Take This Heart", "Peacemaker", and "Moanin' Lisa Blues" play]