Yellow Submarine (live-action film)/Transcript

MANDEVILLE FILMS APPLE CORPS

PARAMOUNT PICTURES Presents In Association With APPLE CORPS A MANDEVILLE FILMS and WINGNUT film


 * Narrator: Once upon a time, or maybe twice, there was an unearthly paradise called Pepperland. Eighty thousand leagues beneath the sea it lay... or lie, I'm not too sure.

[Pre-Chorus]

It was twenty years ago today

Sergeant Pepper taught the band to play

They've been going in and out of style

But they're guaranteed to raise a smile

So may I introduce to you

The act you've known for all these years?

Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

[Chorus]

We're Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band

We hope you will enjoy the show


 * Fred: For you, My love.


 * Lady #1: Why Fred roses my favorite.


 * Fred: May I.

[Bridge]

It's wonderful to be here

It's certainly a thrill

You're such a lovely audience

We'd like to take you home with us

We'd love to take you home

[Outro]

I don't really want to stop the show

But I thought you might like to know

That the singer's going to sing a song

And he wants you all to sing along

So let me introduce to you

The one and only Billy Shears

And Sergeant Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band, yeah

(APPLAUSE)

(Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Heart's Club Band, trapped in a glass bubble)

(The Blue Meanies Arrived)

(Everybody Standing Up)


 * Men #1: It's a Blue Meanies!


 * Lady #2: The Meanies!

(Everybody Panic)


 * Fred: You've got to be kidding me.

(Fred Running)


 * Fred: Lord Mayor, I need to speak for you.


 * Lord Mayor: What is it, Young Fred.


 * Fred: Blue Meanies are attack Pepperland.


 * Lord Mayor: Follow me, Young Fred.

(Fred and Lord Mayor followed the Yellow Submarine)


 * Lord Mayor: There it is Young Fred, Yellow Submarine, Now remember Young Fred, Turn Right at Greenland, Have Fun.

(Fred Gets in Yellow Submarine)


 * Fred: Turn Right at Greenland, Got it.

(Fred closed the door)

Big man walking in the park Wig-wam frightened of the dark Some kind of solitude is measured out in you You think you know me but you haven't got a clue

You can talk to me, you can talk to me, you can talk to me If you're lonely you can talk to me


 * Fred: It's a dead Winger, It look's like Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band.

(Fred Stars the Engines a Yellow Sumbarine)

Hey bulldog!

(Apple Bonkers Drop the Apples at Lord Mayor)

(Meanwhile at Liverpool)

(Horn at Chimneys)


 * Ringo Starr: Who... is me? Liverpool can be a lonely place on a Saturday night. And this is only Thursday morning. Compared with my life, Eleanor Rigby's was a gay, mad whirl. Nothing ever happens to me. I feel like an old, splintered drumstick. I'd jump into the River Mersey, but it looks like rain. Nothing ever happens to me.

(Ringo Starr stars walking)

[Refrain]

Ah, look at all the lonely people

Ah, look at all the lonely people

[Verse 1]

Eleanor Rigby

Picks up the rice in the church where a wedding has been

Lives in a dream

Waits at the window

Wearing the face that she keeps in a jar by the door

Who is it for?

[Chorus]

All the lonely people

Where do they all come from?

All the lonely people

Where do they all belong?

[Verse 2]

Father McKenzie

Writing the words of a sermon that no one will hear

No one comes near

Look at him working

Darning his socks in the night when there's nobody there

What does he care?

[Chorus]

All the lonely people

Where do they all come from?

All the lonely people

Where do they all belong?

[Refrain]

Ah, look at all the lonely people

Ah, look at all the lonely people

[Verse 3]

Eleanor Rigby

Died in the church and was buried along with her name

Nobody came

Father McKenzie

Wiping the dirt from his hands as he walks from the grave

No one was saved

[Chorus]

All the lonely people

(Ah, look at all the lonely people)

Where do they all come from?

All the lonely people

(Ah, look at all the lonely people)

Where do they all belong?

(Yellow Submarine follows at Ringo Starr)

(Ringo Starr behind at Yellow Submarine)


 * Ringo Starr: It's weird.

(Yellow Submarine follows again)

(Ringo Starr behind again)


 * Ringo Starr: Hello, Anyone there.

(Ringo goes up a hill to reach The Pier, the house where he lives with the other Beatles.)


 * Ringo Starr: I could have sworn there was a yellow submarine. But that isn't logical, is it? It must have been one of them unidentified flying cupcakes or a figment of my imagination.

But I don't have an imagination.

(RINGO enters the house.)

(Later that night)

(Ringo wakes up that noise)


 * Ringo Starr: Hello, Someone there.

(Ringo Starr grab his pocket knife)


 * Ringo Starr: Whatever you are.

(Ringo Starr enter a kitchen found Fred)


 * Fred: Take it Easy.

(Ringo Starr scream)


 * Fred: I know you about it so Put down a Pocket Knife.

(Ringo Starr put down a Pocket Knife at floor)


 * Ringo Starr: Who are you?


 * Fred: Don't mind me I do, Fred at your service.


 * Ringo Starr: What do you want, Fred.


 * Fred: Then I need your help, Won't you please, please, help me, ... music ... submarine ... Blue Meanies!!!


 * Ringo Starr: Blue Meanies, What you need is...


 * Fred: 'H' for hurry, 'E' for ergent, 'L' for love me and 'P' for p-p-p-p-please help.


 * Ringo Starr: Your story has touched my heart. come on, we'll get my friends.


 * Fred: Okay?

(Ringo and Fred enter at John's room)


 * Ringo Starr: John, John Lennon wake up!


 * John Lennon: What it is Ringo.


 * Ringo Starr: it was attacked at Pepperland.


 * John Lennon: What?


 * Fred: That's true, ... music ... submarine ... Blue Meanies!!!


 * John Lennon: What's the Blue Meanies.


 * Fred: The Blue Meanies arrived a Pepperland.


 * Ringo Starr: Let's go Find George.

(Ringo, John and Fred enter George's room)


 * John Lennon: George Harrison, wake up.


 * George Harrison: What's going on here.


 * Fred: ... music ... submarine


 * Ringo Starr, John Lennon and Fred: ...Blue Meanies!!!


 * George Harrison: So what is the Blue Meanies.


 * Fred: Blue Meanies attack at Pepperland?


 * Ringo Starr: There's one more thing, let's get find Paul.

(Ringo, John, George and Fred enter Paul's room)


 * George Harrison: Paul, Paul wake up, Paul McCartney...

(Paul picks up a gun and wake up)


 * George Harrison: No don't don't it's me George Harrison!


 * Paul McCartney: What's the matter, folks?

(Paul put down the gun at floor)


 * Ringo Starr: Blue Meanies.


 * Fred: Well, lads, what do you think?


 * John Lennon: I think that...


 * Fred: Remember, there'll be rough seas ahead. So, what do you think?


 * Paul McCartney: Well, then, um...


 * Fred: Pounding, overwhelming waves. What do you think of that?


 * John Lennon: Well, I think that...


 * Ringo Starr: As a matter of fact, I...


 * John Lennon, Paul McCartney, George Harrison and Ringo Starr: I think...


 * Fred: Well?


 * Ringo Starr: I've forgotten.


 * Paul McCartney: Come on folks, let's put the clothes on.


 * Fred: Good?