Sharks Vs. Dinosaurs

Sharks Vs. Dinosaurs is a movie by Impale Studios and Troma Entertainment.

The Plot
Scientists clone Dinosaurs and have to keep them under control. They keep the dinos on an island surrounded by deadly sharks. The dinosaurs try to escape but the sharks will not let that happen. A plane full of pro wrestlers then crashes into the Dino Island, and they now have to survive.

THE KILLS
(Excluding creature kills)


 * 1) 2 scientists get eaten by a pterodactyl.
 * 2) A random crackhead on the street gets crushed by a t-rex.
 * 3) A brachiosaurus picks a window cleaner off of a building and then roars with subtitles that say "F@#K VEGETABLES!"
 * 4) A pack of velociraptors munch on a hobo.
 * 5) A carnotaurus and a t-rex split somebody in half and eat that guy.
 * 6) A guy in a convertible gets picked off by a pterodactyl.

NOW AT DINO ISLAND


 * 1) A bull shark eats a plane crash survivor.
 * 2) A spinosaurus bites somebody already being eaten by a great white shark.
 * 3) A utahraptor bites a wrestler's head off after a fist fight.
 * 4) A mako shark bites somebody's hand off. A t-rex runs in and finishes the job
 * 5) A school of blue sharks come in and attack 2 people in the water. A group of velociraptors run out to sea and have a tussle with the blue sharks
 * 6) A pterodactyl picks somebody up and take them over the ocean. A giant great white shark jumps up and eats both the person and the pterodactyl
 * 7) A Velociraptor bites a man's genitals. He falls to the ground and just so happens to be in the path of a triceratops. The triceratops stomps on the man's head
 * 8) A woman gets mauled and impaled by a triceratops

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