Dreamworks Megamind Story: Titan/Transcript

Titan/Hal: Hey Metro Losers! This is Me! Titan! Oh Yeah That's Right. I lost my powers. So let me hear you of my story. a very very bad story. Today is Metro Man Day here in Metro City. that's me i'm the camera man. Oh Yeah! & there's roxanne ritchi.

Roxanne Ritchie: Happy Metro Man day Metro city. It's a beautiful day in down town where we're here to honor a beautiful metro man. His Heart is an ocean that's inside a bigger ocean. For years he's been watching us with his super vision, saving us with his super strength and caring for us with his super heart. Now it's our turn to give something back. This is Roxanne Ritchie, Reporting live from the dedication of the Metro Man museum.

Titan/Hal: Wow! Okay, the stuff they make you read on air, that's unfreaking believable! it's crazy.

Roxanne Ritchie: I wrote that piece myself, hal.

Titan/Hal: I've Been watching you, like...like a dingo watches a human baby.

Roxanne Ritchie: Mmm.

Titan/Hal: Okay, that sounded...okay, that sounded a little weird.

Roxanne Ritchie: A little bit, yeah.

Titan/Hal: You're making a face, and that's making me feel weird. anyway what were you saying? hello? Roxanne? Rox-a-roo? You know what happen to metro man? he is dead! that's so sad! so 5 days later. Aaand, wrap that up and give it to a child on Christmas! Cause we're done. Wait, roxy. i'm havin' a party at my house, gonna be off the hook, or whatever. You should come over. I got a DJ, rented a bouncy house, made a gallon of dip. It's gonna be sick!

Roxanne Ritchie: Oh, I...I don't know, hal. I don't really feel like being around a bunch of people.

Titan/Hal: No, no, no! That's the best part, it'll just be like, you & me.

Roxanne Ritchie: Wow! That...um, that's certainly very tempting. But...Good night, hal.

Titan/Hal: it's a soft yes on Thursday? Okay! Good Night! What is wrong with me?! Rented a bouncy house! chicks don't like bouncy houses, they like clowns! Ow! Aaah! Stupid van! you broke my finger! Morning already! Great! Ran out of Dip for Breakfast. Wow! No eggs! Darn it! I think this could be alot of worst.

Roxanne Ritchie: Bernard, it's Roxanne. I just want to thank you for inspiring me the other day. I just found his secret hide out. This is the only building in Metro city with a fake observatory on the roof. Haaa! There's a doormat here that says...Secret Entrance.

Titan/Hal: Roxanne? Oh no! Not Again! Roxanne? Where are you? I know it's you! Hello?! Come on Where is she? Roxanne? Ow!

Roxanne Ritchie: Oh! Bernard! You were right about that door being exciting.

Titan/Hal: What's going on?

Roxanne Ritchie: Hal! What Happen?

Titan/Hal: I think a bee flew up my nose. I was just about to make my frontal assault to rescue you, but like, fifty ninjas tried to attack me. so, I uh? had to beat them all up & I, I did & they were all like, crying & stuff.

Bernard: Wow! Brave one, isn't he?

Titan/Hal: Who are you?

Roxanne Ritchie: Oh! This is Bernard! He's my Partner.

Titan/Hal: Partner?

Bernard: Yes! Yes! Partner!

Roxanne Ritchie: Sorry you have a bee flew up your nose.

Titan/Hal: It's okay! so i'm going to just fine?

Roxanne Ritchie: Yes! your going to be fine. so you have to go home.

Titan/Hal: Sure thing Roxanne. so i'll see you at tomorrow?

Roxanne Ritchie: Yes Tomorrow!

Titan/Hal: Bye! That was weird for everybody. Cause you accidentally hugged him instead of me.